Yeah.

I like arts and memes and stuff.

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

[girlpatches-deactivated20250530]

can i come over and do this

[void-mori]

[direwoman]

he'll do things to dicks you cannot conceive of

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

Not to derail this post too much but I'd feel wrong if I didn't point out that Dick Warlock is a stunt legend. He also did stunts for:

Jaws

Blazing Saddles

Halloween II and III

Big Trouble in Little China

Spaceballs

The Abyss

and, last but not least, motherfucking The Thing

along with many others.

the man is a credit to both dicks and warlocks.

[bunjywunjy]

yesterday for April Fool’s my workplace had a short training article on recognizing computer-generated faces from real ones and one of the tricks mentioned was “count the teeth” and I just wanted to say that it’s both ironic and kind of horrifying how society has unwittingly cycled right back to IF YE MEET A MAN ON THE ROAD, COUNT HIS FINGERS LEST YE DEAL UNKNOWING WITH A FAE 

[exigencelost]

Where’s that image with the self driving car that is trapped in a salt circle made of “do not cross” symbols that its software won’t let it disobey

[shiobookmark]

This one?

[lucifer-just-needs-a-hug]

[organatwins]

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

[dickgirlsdaily]

[organatwins]

its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon

[dickgirlsdaily]

[itznarcotic]

[vergak]

Zillow house listings

[aaays-and-bees]

>go right

[vergak]

[giugirl743]

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

[vergak]

[bunjywunjy]

>…go back to the right

[vergak]

[muhlisss]

Go left

[vergak]

[muhlisss]

Go forward

[vergak]

[squirrledworld]

> Ascend

[vergak]

[jpuff9]

Go right ->

[vergak]

[athena-viviana]

Open the door! :3c

I wanna see what’s inside!

[vergak]

Congratulations! You Have Made It To The Ping Pong Chamber!

[taxchurchesfundhealthcare]

[thecollectibles]

Art by Ungfio

[psikonauti]

Remedios Varo (Spanish-Mexican, 1908–1963)

Alegoría de Invierno (Invierno), 1948

[tallwife]

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

Yall are like “I’m baby I’m baby” because you can’t control your sensitivity and emotions due to bad habits you developed during your teens on bpd tumblr and then see an actual baby crying in the theater while you’re watching frozen 2 because you kin elsa to cope and suddenly yall don’t like babies anymore? ok googoo gaga

[cherieu]

Omg

[calamity-cain]

Of course we can’t handle distressed babies because we ARE the distressed babies and we need adults

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

You’re not a distressed baby you’re an adult who writes incest fanfiction

[reallycoolsoup]

Tumblr really has the best PvP of any social media

[animepopheart]

★ Emmm | FMA Major Arcana collection ☆ ⊳ available for purchase >> preorder ✔ republished w/permission

[c3rvida3]

I had a patch with the Jagermeister logo on it for years and didn’t realize it was the Jagermeister logo. I just thought, “Guess that deer’s Catholic,” and put it on my jacket.

[c3rvida3]

Like, you gotta admit, this kinda owns.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

almost like clockwork once or twice a year ill find a jager logo shirt in a thrift store and be like “oh man this fucks” and forget for a whole 5 minutes its the jager logo. the people designing this shit knew something we dont

[archmageprisma]

Deer god...

[catchymemes]

[ysvoice]

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[sushirollnicole-deactivated2018]

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