The early Wyrm catches the book

My fanart and general nonsense blog. A multifandom blog depending on my current obsession. 35+ | She/her

[renumuro]

Comm for capricious_art

[thezombiegeekinthehawaiianshirt]

[anistarrose]

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

[speedlimit15]

why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs

[speedlimit15]

like i’m picturing him being really careful and looking at it and carrying it exactly like this while walking or riding through the woods and across rivers and up mountains and through valleys and he doesn’t drop it even once except at the very end where he tidily drops it into the volcano. frodo sam and the crew and even gollum wholly undisturbed. sauron can’t find him bc of the meditative aura surrounding him which is generated by his immense focus on not dropping it

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

World's most tense egg and spoon race

[green-great-dragon]

this somehow became the funniest thing on earth in my head and I had to draw it so

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[thestuffedalligator]

“When we were kids, the Phonics Wizard came to our town to show off how the letter E can change the sounds of vowels. He turned a can into a cane, a pin into a pine. This one kid had a cap and he changed it into a cape, that kind of thing.

“And we loved it, we were all having a great time, but then he saw my sister and I, and he just got this - this look in his eyes, and then-”

She hesitated, worrying the coarse material between her fingers. “Things got pretty bad after that,” she muttered. “I know it’s silly, but I try to keep - her - comfortable. We don’t know if she can still hear us, or see us, or if she’s even still in here, but I like to think she is. I talk to her when I can, I leave music on when I’m out of the house. I tried to convince my parents to bring her with us when we went to Disneyland, but they didn’t - didn’t really take that well.”

After a moment, she put the ball of twine back onto its pillow. “Anyways. They tried to arrest the Phonics Wizard, but he had a plan in case something went wrong and he turned it into a plane and flew away.”

[sconesfortea]

RIP Anthony Stewart Head (1954 - 2026)

[theslowesthnery]

suddenly a song with finnish lyrics in summer games fest

[theslowesthnery]

listen to this nice finnish jam

Visit Original Link

[cosed]

there is no temptation greater on earth than that of museum gift shops

[life-on-our-planet]

eepy mourning dove cupping its wings under its belly for cushion ©Ella

[pangur-and-grim]

this is huge… a three chair event

[pangur-and-grim]

[eidetictelekinetic]

Mutual pining is great, but you know what's even better? Mutual pining where they're both fully aware the feelings are requited, they just can't do anything about it for other reasons. Or maybe they technically could but they've had to choose not to, because of The Circumstances.

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[weirdmageddon]

have you guys seen this guy haunted daily by randomly placed white rugs on dream islands yet

he’s started posting daily rug sighting updates now

[weirdmageddon]

update: apparently he’s not the only one

(notice the timestamp on that photo was from march)

it doesn’t seem to happen to everyone

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[noze2222]

Current topic of UK political debate: "Is the real police brutality done against white people, and are Sikhs to blame for knife crime? Also should equality laws regulate anti-white discrimination". This isn't some fringe Facebook bullshit, this is the main thing in the news cycle right now. Starmer has weighed in and intends to do so further.

This country is a fucking shit hole and everyone in it is a clown who shouldn't have their opinions be valued at the local pub, let alone at a polling station

[hunterinabrowncoat]

obviously i'm not surprised by it, but the fact that people are buying farage's bullshit about "two-tier policing" over henry nowak's death is so frustrating. like this is the man who, after sarah everard was brutally murdered by a serving police officer he insisted that people should not blame or be angry at men or the police. now there's a death that fits his racist narrative he's obviously pouncing on it and inciting racist riots in southampton.

it's so frustrating watching this lot foam at the mouth when pal action protestors get brutalised and arrested for holding cardboard signs, or call women brutalised by police at a vigil 'crisis actors', and celebrate the torture of political prisoners in the UK who have been held for over 2 years without trial, suddenly pretend to give a shit about police brutality. it's even more frustrating watching people lap it up.

it's particularly egregious because nowak's family has asked for his death not to be politicised and not to cause division. and this mob of white supremacist fucks have descended on the town to the very street where it happened.