Guilty Feet Have Got No Rhythm

Fernanda,19 y/o 🇲🇽 IG: fvazqz_ Ask me how deep the ocean is, I know the answer. Arctic Monkeys forever 💕

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[themidwifeisin]

People were interested in learning about the medication abortion as well. Send any questions over to TheMidwifeIsIn.tumblr.com.

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CLAT

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This taxidermy was found inside a late 19th-century French mansion which has been sealed up for more than 100 years. Via National Geographic.

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Good to know people were just as fucking weird before the internet.

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ancient frog memes

[shermansky]

et tu, dat boi?

[huffpostqueervoices]

A gay man who happens to look eerily similar to anti-LGBT extremist and Vice President-elect Mike Pence is putting his looks to good use ― by wandering the streets of NYC in short shorts and collecting money to benefit important organizations.

[elaxisfae]

Probably my favorite headline of the month.

[sixpenceeeblog]

The most villainous fire station you’ll ever see. 

[edwardashley]

HAROLD…

[joannekelly]

just a couple gals bein’ pals

[riovidalll]

full offense but Hailee Steinfeld and Sophie Turner are the new power couple come at me I’m here for this gay shit

[wlwidow]

I’m sorry I went to google this shit is gay

[shakesbier]

please dont be a bitch to me

bcs then I’ll have to be a bitch back, and I can do it better than u

[thechanelmuse]

A Nigerian student has achieved the highest grades at a Japanese university for the past 50 years, while solving a mathematical equation which was unsolvable 30 years ago, in his first semester.

Ufot Ekong achieved a first in electrical engineering at Tokai University in Tokyo, scoring the best marks since 1965, CCTV Africa reported.

Ekong, from Lagos, also plays the saxophone, and runs a retail wears and accessories shop in Japan called Strictly African Japan.

The Nigerian speaks English, French, Japanese and Yoruba, his country’s native language, and paid his way through university himself.

He currently works for Nissan and has already patented two products, as well as making an electric car which reaches up to 128 kmph.

During his time at university, Ekong has won six awards for academic excellence.

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just drove a guy home from a bar and for the whole 15 minutes he talked about how excited he was to see his wife

[mogifire]

you awkward Audrey, you

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[dinosaurrebel]

If I only had half of her aesthetic

[williamhthealltimegreat]

Lil mama killing it ✨👑✨

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Snazzy.

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a series of looks

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Guap

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Just introduced a kid to her adoptive parents. They brought her a dozen roses. We met at a restaurant. I arrived early to get a private booth and told the waitstaff what was up. So all the servers were having a cry in the corner. I’m at a coffee shop a few miles away, giving them space and having my own cry.

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Adoptive mom clarified to me later: roses were pink because pink means forever.

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What’s more important than the roses, though, is they also brought her a luggage set so she wouldn’t be moving her things in garbage bags. The luggage matches theirs, cause it’s family luggage for family trips.

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

by far the best “meme” is british lads over reacting to something normal like “IANS BLOODY GOT A WHOLE LOAF OF BREAD IN HIS FREEZER, WHAT AN ABSOLUTE MAD MAN!!!”. Gotta love Ian. 

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IAN THE NUT CASE BLOODY PICKED UP  A BROOM AND STARTED SWEEPING AT THE CLUB! CERTIFIED LEDGE!!! 

[abigailpatrick-deactivated20160]

YEAH BUT HE’S NOT AS MAD AS DEAN 

DEAN YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN, YOU ABSOLUTE LEDGE, YOU’RE SUCH A LEGEND YOU’RE PRACTICALLY A FOOT