not even punny.

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[kristenbouchard]

sitting on the floor is an emotion

[havingcompassion-deactivated202]

If I get at least one thing done in a day I’m a genius if I get two things done I’m a god

[gfriend]

new year same flesh prison

[pathologising]

[jb-blunk]

in this terrifying world you continuously have the power to offer someone else a little relief . why would you withhold that. do you remember what a little relief feels like? it feels like a lot

[hatin]

Everyone deserves a second chance but not for the same mistakes

[suga-ssi]

vrrooom vrrrooom vrrroooom~~~

[compulsive]

[cakejam]

this lemur didn’t seem pleased that i was taking photos of him

[actionables]

so done

with you and your rude shit

[thedramaandart]

[kookeybird]

[bumblebeebats]

Cinematic parallels

[bunjywunjy]

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

[bunjywunjy]

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

[bunjywunjy]

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

[bunjywunjy]

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

[bunjywunjy]

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

[digitaldiscipline]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

[bunjywunjy]

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

[bunjywunjy]

*roar sound effect*

[bunjywunjy]

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

[bunjywunjy]

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

[crochetninja]

There’s more!

[nuggsmum]

I love.

[bunjywunjy]

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

[bunjywunjy]

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

[bunjywunjy]

we’re coming to you LIVE More than two hundred thousand notes later from HALLOWEEN 2020, where WEXTER continues to be absolutely DINO-RIFFIC!

… at least for as long as it takes to chew the costume off.

[bunjywunjy]

it chrismas

merr chrismas

[overworked-strawberry]

*joy*

[rinrinlovee]

Wexter’s the best thing to happen to this site since rebloggable ads

[spawnoftheantichrist]

@sarahasarrived LOOKITTTT

[sarahasarrived]

OH MY G O D IM IN LOVE

[theoneandonlyyeti]

OH MY GOODNESS THE LITTLE TONGUE

[wonderful-writer]

WEXTER IS BACK ON MY DASH YESSS

THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO GO INTO CHRISTMAS

[siickangel]

i feel too much or nothing at all // from my journal

[with-practice]

[yermemeblog]

[coldhartbby-deactivated20150813]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[yaboijoshua-deactivated20200425]

okay but can someone explain to me why someone would need that many control panel windows open in windows xp

[fagflow]

That comment made me feel so fuckin old

[prguitarman]

Young ass bitch

[toastbutteregg]

you did not just do this to me

this is so weird im very upset right now like he just wants to visit dino world come on