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“You ever watch Men in Black? Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, ‘I make this look good,’ all that jazz?”

“Of course.”

“It’s horseshit. We made it up. If the public thinks government agents go around in suits and sunglasses, we can go around in our actual uniforms and nobody will think twice about it.”

“I mean, I get it, but it’s a lot less classy.”

“Classy schmassy. I once had to smuggle an entire Neptunian armada out of Beaverlodge, Alberta. I had 20,000 warships in the back of a pickup truck, I wore the suit and nobody even asked me for a license.”

There was a furious silence as she grappled with this. Then: “Fine. Fine, I’ll wear the stupid vest.”

“Fantastic,” he said. “Welcome to the Men In Hi-Vis.”

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How will aliens react to having to deal with all the raw human-ness of us; the chaos, the inconsistency, the...weirdness?

The punishment should fit the crime. You only live once. Work hard, play hard.

Humans have a lot of weird little sayings like that. How will our little green friends deal with them once we expand into space? And how will the deal with the human psychology who thought them up?

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How will aliens react to having to deal with all the raw human-ness of us; the chaos, the inconsistency, the...weirdness?

The punishment should fit the crime. You only live once. Work hard, play hard.

Humans have a lot of weird little sayings like that. How will our little green friends deal with them once we expand into space? And how will the deal with the human psychology who thought them up?

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How will aliens react to having to deal with all the raw human-ness of us; the chaos, the inconsistency, the...weirdness?

The punishment should fit the crime. You only live once. Work hard, play hard.

Humans have a lot of weird little sayings like that. How will our little green friends deal with them once we expand into space? And how will the deal with the human psychology who thought them up?

Find out in the fourth book of human absurdity:

Humans are Weird: I Did the Math

Available on Indiegogo March 2026!

Click the link to follow now!

How will aliens react to having to deal with all the raw human-ness of us; the chaos, the inconsistency, the...weirdness?

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How will aliens react to having to deal with all the raw human-ness of us; the chaos, the inconsistency, the...weirdness?

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Humans are Weird - A Dozen Times Before -Audio Narration - Book 4 - Humans are Weird: I Did the Math

How will aliens react to having to deal with all the raw human-ness of us; the chaos, the inconsistency, the...weirdness?

The punishment should fit the crime. You only live once. Work hard, play hard.

Humans have a lot of weird little sayings like that. How will our little green friends deal with them once we expand into space? And how will the deal with the human psychology who thought them up?

Find out in the fourth book of human absurdity:

Humans are Weird: I Did the Math

Available on Indiegogo March 2026!

Click the link to follow now!

How will aliens react to having to deal with all the raw human-ness of us; the chaos, the inconsistency, the...weirdness?

authorbettyadams

Humans are Weird - A Dozen Times Before -Audio Narration - Book 4 - Humans are Weird: I Did the Math

How will aliens react to having to deal with all the raw human-ness of us; the chaos, the inconsistency, the...weirdness?

The punishment should fit the crime. You only live once. Work hard, play hard.

Humans have a lot of weird little sayings like that. How will our little green friends deal with them once we expand into space? And how will the deal with the human psychology who thought them up?

Find out in the fourth book of human absurdity:

Humans are Weird: I Did the Math

Available on Indiegogo March 2026!

Click the link to follow now!

How will aliens react to having to deal with all the raw human-ness of us; the chaos, the inconsistency, the...weirdness?

authorbettyadams

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