thats my emotional support cat girl

literally a tma fanblog at this point smh

[trash-possum-alchemist]

Reasons why Frosty the Snowman (1969) and Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood are the exact same thing:

1. Blonde ponytail protagonist child

2. Inanimate object with an undeniably human soul

3. Traveling by train

4. Loss of entire body (and it’s probably the blonde’s fault)

5. Transmutation that goes against nature and God himself

[wordsoflittlewisdom]

some highlights of ao3

and finally:

update: part two

[tanrak]

[wellbutrin200mg]

uh oh it’s projecting onto a fictional character so you can feel an ounce of serotonin hours again

[sadtirist-deactivated20230115]

“say cheese, kurapika!”

“what? why would i do that?”

“it’s just for the photo—”

“hurry up, damn it! my cheeks are hurting!”

“alright, fine, i’ll speak of the dairy product”

[snoozemoose]

Yep I’ve been watching She-Ra again

[nope-deactivated20130709]

hahaha cool i should share that post on google+

[adorascake]

me: *watches season 5 for the millionth time*

season 5: don’t you get it? i love you! i always have! so please, just this once, stay!

season 5: you love me? i love you too

season 5: *catradora kiss*

me:

[killuavapes]

[figofswords]

not to wolf 359 on main but daniel jacobi would have gone to the area 51 raid and spent the entire time texting pictures of the gates to lovelace interspersed with messages like “are they in there? your family?” and “home sweet home, eh?” and “looks familiar, doesn’t it?” until he snaps a picture of someone in an alien costume only for the person to take off the headpiece to reveal its lovelace. she’s been here the whole time. fuck you, jacobi. 

[bonniebugsy]

Actual things that have occurred so far in my binge of Wolf 359

Eiffel: (Angrily sings the alphabet)

Lambert: (Cocks gun) “Say. You’re. A big. Pink. Elephant.”

Eiffel: (belches) “Oof, excuse me. Still, better out than in, am I right?” (Repeats verbatim for a full minute)

Jacobi insults Lovelace, Lovelace responds by quacking angrily

Minkowski gets drunk, babbles the lyrics to Modern Major General, blows a hole in the space station with an antique cannon

Minkowski spends two uninterrupted weeks hunting a mutant plant monster through the vents without food or sleep, stops because the plant monster built a reading lamp

Hilbert is briefly possessed by said plant monster rooting into his brain and using him as a mouthpiece to preach the glory of the Blessed Eternal, subject is never brought up again

Entire alien species has it’s understanding of the English language corrupted by Eiffel’s overuse of slang

The ladies of the crew (plus Hilbert) play an incredibly convoluted board game with extreme aggression for eight hours, everyone loses because the previous owner of the game lost a single card

Wamma Jamma

[billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage]

spent 8 hours watching lord of the rings with the fellas today

[94389o395739j953275-deactivated]

she left htis guy for a bee

a bee

[fox-guardian]

!!!! Rosie!!!!

[remembersunflowers]

minkowski and the moment she knew she was gay as hell: lovelace walking in and saying “honey, i’m home”

[serenitas]

minkowski i’m not sure if pushing lovelace to her limit while she’s working out in order to try to force an alien possession out of her is the most orthodox method of flirtation, but i support you

[arcticwolf828]

reminder to myself that i shouldnt go through ship tags before finishing the source material