Lair of Lurkdom

Classicist and palaeopathologist. Doesn't get out much. 36 year old curmudgeon who hates kids your age. Get off my lawn.

[perenial]

daddy's got to be honest kitten. i don't think we're finding the northwest passage

[tasenwrobots]

ONE MORE DAY

You can only reblog this on 14th march

[ardathsade]

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[fruit-teeth]

Me: maybe I’m not cut out to be a writer…idk what if I’m not good enough

BookTok romance writers: ‘what if you were just a normal school teacher…but the MINOTAUR wanted to get you PREGNANT’

[scientificphilosopher]

It wrinkles my brain that Jupiter’s moon Europa has oceans that are sixty miles deep, while Earth’s oceans only reach seven miles deep at most. I’m willing to bet good money that there’s life in Europa’s oceans. Like five bucks. You hear me, NASA? I bet you five bucks that there’s life on Europa… Now that there’s money and reputation on the line, I bet they send a mission there real quick.

[curiousobsession101]

I have no idea when this was originally posted, but NASA is working on their Europa mission RIGHT NOW to look for alien life! But get this, they theorize that because of the depth, gravity, and composition of the oceans, any organisms that lived there would be waaay bigger than aquatic life on Earth. So far everything’s going well with regards to their Europa mission so they should have a spacecraft on its way to look for giant sea monsters in space in only a few years. (The planned date is in the early 2020s.)

[scientificphilosopher]

Looks like my negotiations worked. You’re welcome, humanity.

[libraryspectre]

I’ve never been gripped with such cold terror and pure delight in my LIFE

[captain-snark]

explaining to an 18th century sailor that we’re looking for sea monsters in space. 

[gehayi]

The launch date for the Europa Clipper is October 2024.

[syolen]

Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space 

[ardathsade]

Peak mental stability is bawling over a Shel Silverstein poem.

[ardathsade]

Gonna rage delete ALL my sideblogs and regret it later

[kibibarel]

this might just be THE funniest thing i’ve ever seen anyone say on this website

[harmonysama-deactivated20190724]

everyone on this damn website would have to leave if this is what yall start having discourse over

[ardathsade]

Follow me for the experience of watching my break down in real time

[ardathsade]

Coming back to tumblr and realizing that all my mutuals have changed their blog names and now I have no idea who anyone is

[gdi-fridays]

Visit Original Link

It’s time again

[arboresqu]

“Tunak Tunak Tun” (Punjabi: ਤੁਣਕ ਤੁਣਕ ਤੁਣ) or “Tunak”, is a bhangra/pop love song by Indian artist Daler Mehndi released in 1998. At the time, critics complained that Mehndi’s music was only popular due to his videos that featured beautiful women dancing. Mehndi’s response was to create a video that featured only himself.

also gosh the lyrics to this are actually really sweet & great i never realised

[bebeocho]

happy tunak tunak tun tuesday

[yesterdaysprint]

Daily Mirror, England, February 18, 1930 Image © The British Library Board. All Rights Reserved.

[gay-jesus-probably]

Eternal respect to the bitch on the right dressed as a cavewoman

[guerrillatech]

[hungwy]

my ancient greek history professor is making us post memes weekly. i swear to god

[blackpyrefly]

heres one for you

[thepringlesofblood]

my time has come for hyperspecific classics memes

[saltykingsalty]

I…I need context. I’m gonna research all this shit one day.. If I remember after work

[lemonsharks]

I understand most of these!

[marisolinspades]

[whatshouldwecallhomer]

How the hell have I not reblogged this already

[disco-tea]

I personally think they should make a What If episode where they take down Captain America because they shot him in zee legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he’s an idiot

[garrettwrites]

Follow me on Twitter for more vampire nonsense

[shrike-dyke]

human: dude you've been in our d&d group for literally like three years, you don't need to keep asking if you're invited every time

vampire: i knowww, i just get anxious ok?

human: oh fair

[lastsonlost]

I feel personally attacked. Lol

[sordidsights]

I go to goth taco bell and I order the bauhaus blast