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❛ history of japan ❜ starter meme
So I saw this video for the first time and I’m trash so take this and enjoy it. (Or not. That’s cool). Feel free to change/add/whatever anything to make it fit. Blanks mean “insert your word here” I guess.
‘ Japan is an island by the sea filled with volcanoes and it’s B E A U T I F U L. ’
‘ It’s b e a u t i f u l. ’
‘In the year negative a billion ______ might not have been here. ’
‘ And now there’s lots of trees. Because it’s warmer. ’
‘ They’re basically hanging out in between the mountains, eating nuts off trees. ’
‘ Ding dong, it’s the outside world. ’
‘ They have technology from the future. Like really good metal. And crazy rice farms. ’
‘ That means that if you own the farm, you own the food, which is something everybody needs to survive. So that makes you King. ’
‘ A heavenly super person, or Emperor for short. ’
‘ Knock, knock. Get the door. It’s religion. ’
‘ Please try this religion. ’
‘ Then the government was taken over by another clique. ’
‘ Can you call us something else, other than dipshit? ’
‘ How about ‘Sunrise Land’? ’
‘ They conquered the north, finally. Get that squared away. ’
‘ They really didn’t give a shit about running a country. ’
‘ How are you supposed to protect your shit from criminals? ’
‘ Hire a samurai. ’
‘ Everyone started hiring a samurai. ’
‘ Correction: rich people hired a samurai. ’
‘ They let the Emperor still be “Emperor”. ’
‘ Breaking news: The Mongols have invaded _____. ’
‘ We’ve invaded _____. Please respect us, or else we might invade you as well. ’
‘ So the ______ came over, ready for war, and died in a tornado. ’
actually a Typhoon
‘ And the Emperor can still dress like an emperor if he wants. That’s fine. ’
‘ It’s time for Who’s Going to be the Next Shogun? ’
‘ So he tries to get his brother to quit being a monk. ’
‘ Everyone voted so hard that the palace caught on fire and burned down. ’
‘ Knock knock, it’s Europe. ’
‘ No, they’re not here to take over, they just wanna sell some shit. ’
‘ Like clocks, and guns, and Jesus. ’
‘ Now I’m going to invade Korea and then hopefully China, he said. And failed. And also died. ’
‘ A lot of people support him. But a lot of people support not supporting him. ’
‘ No one can leave and no one can come in. Except the _____. ’
‘ Knock knock. It’s the United States. ’
‘ Somehow made the Emperor the Emperor again. ’
‘ And you know what else is western? That’s right, conquering stuff. ’
‘ Stop, no, you can’t take that. We were going to build a railroad through here to try and get some warm water. ’
‘ Can you maybe chill? ’
(scared of russia)
‘ ___ make an alliance together so they can be a little less scared of Russia. ’
[You’ve got mail].
‘ im interested in taking over the world, and i was wondering if you could be my friend. ’
(1) new war request.
[…] sometimes hopelessness is a lie / feeding your sparrows to the dusk.
Wendy Xu, from “YOU ARE NOT WHO THEY WANTED YOU TO BE”, The Hero Poems
“Question : Do I look like the head instructor? One more shitty complaint about the lap length and I’m going to shackle every damn kid to the dungeon wall for two days.”
Then, to himself. “ —— I didn’t realise I was a comments box.”
statistics
full name: levi ackerman. name meaning: attached, fieldman. nickname(s): n/a. sex: male. age: thirty four. date of birth: 25th dec. blood type: a. ethnicity: unknown. social class: precariat. occupation: captain of the survey corps. squad leader. religious values: doesn’t care. romantic orientation: none. sexual orientation: none. mbti: intj. alignment: true neutral.
physicality
height: 160cm. weight: 143lbs. body type: athletic / lithe / muscled. race: human. eye colour: gunmetal. hair colour: black. skin tone: pale. glasses/contacts: n/a. clothing style: casual. scar(s): littered across body. large slash on right shoulder blade / smaller ones across hips. one on the left side of neck. other marks: permanent bruises from 3DMG straps. predominant features: icy gaze. short stature. intimidating countenance. health level: military. substantial.
growth
strengths: quick & strategic mind. high self - confidence. hard - working & determined. independent & decisive. calm & practical. jack of all trades. weaknesses: judgmental. insensitive. overly - analytical. clueless in romance. fixated on private space. perfectionist. hidden traits: slight sadism. deep compassion & devotion. generosity. guidance. clear traits: sacrificial & selfless. stand-offish. authoritative. intimidating. calm. logical. weird sense of humour. exceptional: speed. agility. strength. cqc. knife skills. vulgarity. sarcasm. bluntness. perception. compassion. weapons: knives. body. 3DMG. shotgun. pistols. habits: tsking. swearing. rolling shoulders. cracking joints. crossing arms. sighing through nose. being rude. talking with hand(s) on hips. disregarding manners & social status. adapting to surroundings naturally.
expressionism
likes: working. helping. tea. cleanliness. horses. cats. respect. obedience. dislikes: elitists. blood. filth. killing titans. tomatoes. fears: the unknown. ( lives with it easily ). useless deaths of comrades. expressions: variety of swears. ‘oh’. ‘sure’. ‘mh’. unimpressed tidbits. typical mood: calm & reserved. typical tone: monotonous. scent: strong lavender & soap. hint of vague camellia & rain. song: artifice by sohn.
❛ unbelievable ! can’ even T A L K ta’ myself in peace. ❜ a sigh; prolonged & nothing short of exaggerated, he crosses his arm like a petulant child. unfortunately for the man, it lasts no longer than a mere thirty seconds, only this time around he’s speaking to none other than the person who wants him to shut the hell up. ❛ ma’e, wo’ should i ge’ today ? skittles or a snickers ? i jus’ CAN’ decide. ❜
It is no rare occurrence for his wants to be met : that doesn’t seem to work to the full effect. Slowly, the storm drags right, up, opaque and arcane in its depiction of a prodded patience. “You just might get something entirely different, kid.” Pointedly, the stare lingers for another second before it leaves him, fingers curling over a bicep as he pushes a sleeve up.
“Will you two stop running your mouths long enough to let me think.” An inhale brings needles of ice to the back of his throat, calloused finger - tips strumming lightly against steel triggers.
@superiorskill
There’s a ritualistic fever in the air and a pounding running riot through his skull. “Shut up.”
@munchingmuff
Calculate through teeth, err above tongue ——— obsidian trails down the contour of sharp cheek - bone ; he waits. “Is it over?”
@sacrisamator
canon verse. independent / private. mature content.
capt. levi ackerman. 2016 reboot.
v casual one - liner starter call
thesquadleaderzoe:
“Shit” she breathed, leaning back against a house, ripping a strip from the hem of her shirt and tying it around her lower leg, dots of blood having dripped as she’d limped from the site. Slipping down to take a rest, the pain having completely taken over her hands shook, holding onto the glass that had pierced her skin, “Three, two, one” Hanji braced herself and screamed as she pulled it out, a good three inches having been buried inside. She dropped the glass and took her jacket off to press against the wound, eyes looking up at the footsteps, just making out his face, “Levi….” she whispered and soon passed out.
Levi had had to make a very risky, executive decision the moment he was informed they had less than an hour of daylight left to get back. Had it been another squad sent out as a search - and - rescue, who knew if they would have met the same fate as Hanji and Moblit ( or what everyone was suspecting had happened ).
You don’t just waltz into an area of the walls swamped with Titans, an area grown unkown and hazardous, without a heavy amount of skill and stealth on your side. The blast had been devastating and who knew where the bodies lay, alive or not, or if there even was anything to find.
But he felt close and with three sent back to the base, able to warn them if anything ran up on them, he pushed forth through the desolated scene of rubble and dried blood. Eren was eerily silent by his side, Levi could guess why, and that seemed to fall beneath the surface of the world when they came across the sight of a mangle body and one, lone cape.
At least they could confirm now what had happened, and what the necessary procedures would be upon return. But it didn’t all add up to him and he ordered what was left, save for the brunet, of the present party to take what they could of the bodies and return to join the other three soldiers : he would follow soon after. It was this sparse trail of blood that sparked some sort of mockery of hope in him.
There was some compulsion to just keep going. That was what predominantly lingered within his veins. And by now, the captain need not ever have to prepare himself for coming face to face with certain sights.
It disappeared within the throng of alleyways and steps, painting him the image that she was attempting to find some place to rest and recover. He followed, air chilled and still in his wake until breathing, not his own, followed a scream. Unmistakably Hanji. His pace quickened and when Levi turned the corner, he came to face a fainting woman.
Relief washed over him that she was only relatively injured, but alive. Not only was she a valuable asset to humanity, but a valuable friend as well. And though he was always prepared and numbed to loss, in some sense it still got to him. He was after all, only human.
The man crouched, dusted fingers working swift to knot the arms of her jacket around the gush of the wound. She was going to bleed out quickly and without even being told to, Eren was rushing off to find the others leaving the wall and bring back a horse.
“Hey.” Weighted arms heaved the disorientated body, pulling Hanji against him. He couldn’t have her slipping off, not here when seconds ago her voice had spoken his name. “Open your eyes.” He waited, white pants soaking in her blood. She was totally unresponsive and Levi, though knowing the logic against it, was tempted to berate himself for not showing up just a few minutes earlier.
True to his driven nature, Eren returned not moments later and they were able to get Hanji back and in the infirmary as swiftly and safely as possible.
“Well, yes there’s that option as well” she laughed again, dotting her I’s and crossing her t’s before dropping the pen and clicking her fingers. “I miss training duties. But Erwin wants me on weapons again” Hanji sighed, looking up at him with a warm smile. Not that she minded weapons, it got her mind working and kept her out of the harsh sun, but hopefully her and Moblit could create a new form of weapon that could come in handy along the line.
She really felt sorry for the recruits that were being trained under Levi, he had no patience for them and honestly he wasn’t the most welcoming of men.
“Want to switch?” It was slightly sarcastic, knowing they wouldn’t be able to. And more over, he wasn’t one to shirk off duties just because he didn’t like them, it wasn’t about what he enjoyed doing and so long as Erwin said so, he did it. Besides, it’d do new recruits some good to learn from the beginning how tough the demands of the Survey Corps were.
Levi did take a seat with some sort of distant stiffness, hand against the wood between his thighs to pull it into a suitable position. “You’ve got your nose so far into papers you forgot about food. Again.” But as if he was one to talk. If it wasn’t for Eren and his weird attentiveness that had persisted through the years, Levi would probably have missed more meals than he had done in the past.
Source: ごめんな。| しらたま師範 [Pixiv]