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d e v o n
Keni
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
we're not kids anymore.

#extradirty

shark vs the universe

bliss lane
Xuebing Du

oozey mess
KIROKAZE
Stranger Things
The Stonewall Inn

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Claire Keane
noise dept.
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EXPECTATIONS
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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@ardiz
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ilya being oddly silent in the all stars locker room and not even looking at the showers or shane and having to do box breathing and face the wall like the kid in the Blair witch project whenever he catches Shane folding his street clothes out of the corner of his eye. and we’re not even touching on the fact by the way that Scott Hunter is in this locker room too. Guys what the actual fuck was going on at that all stars game am I the only one losing my mind rn
shane and yuuri met and became friends while yuuri was training in detroit.... victor and ilya have each others' numbers and have drunk called the other on several different occasions... this is what divine winds have told me 😌☝
is simple for me. bullshit.
ilya is shane's baby
it’s the funniest thing in the world to me watching shane make earnest attempts at bratting and missing every time. my little bratfailure. in the vegas bathroom when he tells ilya to suck his dick with that trembling voice and then he immediately turns away from him and wells up with tears. you tried baby. in the hotel room when he throws his underwear and ilya and then we see his life flash before his eyes. you tried baby! cottage roleplay when he’s trying to be all coy only to have ilya spread him out and make him purr like a kitten in 2 seconds. baby we see you trying. phone sex scene where he’s like nooooo stopppppp ilyaaaaaa and then proceeds to climb on the back of the couch for No Reason in his 2” inseam shorts so his dick is eye level with ilya’s mouth for No Reason At All. it’s okay shane baby you can’t be good at everything.
1.01 // 1.05
heated rivalry + text posts // part four.
Heated Rivalry incorrect quotes 2/?
Bonus:
In these more stoic cultures, it’s like, if I don’t know you, you’re not in. But the moment you are in, I will fucking die for you. Once Shane was in, Ilya was like, “You’re mine forever. I will do anything for you.” — Connor Storrie
It's always you.
major league hockey fan watching ilya kiss shane’s helmet at the 2017 all star game and posting “god had to put ilya rozanov and shane hollander on rival teams because otherwise they’d be having so much gay sex they wouldn’t have time for hockey” and then a few years later reblogging themselves like “WELL”
it feels good to be nervous opening tumblr in public again now that my dash is just gifset after gifset of the heated rivalry boys going at it. i pulled up tumblr.com in the coffee shop without thinking and the old german man at the table next to me had a front row seat to the riding scene in stunning technicolour before i shut my laptop lid. it's like how they're digging holes in the deserts of tanzania to restore degraded land and heal the ecosystem, except the only hole in this case is shane hollander's
tears in his eyes pissed as hell rock hard in a three thousand dollar tuxedo begging for a blowjob in a public bathroom. you love to see it
Ya lyublyu tebya.