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[mutt-online]

“You can't date fictional characters!”

[auraoflunacy]

I think Self Shippers need to kick it up a notch and have Fictional Enemies, make a self insert whose life goal is to beat the shit out of a canon character

[wired-heartbeats]

This is the the funniest fucking tag I’ve seen on this post yet

[auraoflunacy]

I get frustrated with how popular this post is but you know what?

This tag alone makes it Worth It

[storyinmypocket]

Fiction love: villains who quasi-reform, but never actually turn nice. That sadistic manipulator who used to crawl inside your head and make you doubt your own worth and sanity is now the asshole on the team who snarks at everyone and likes exactly two (2) people, and refuses to grovel for anyone’s forgiveness but just keeps… quietly saving everyone. Because the people worth their time will notice.

They leave weird little gifts for the people they don’t hate. Nice(ish) gifts, not Jared Leto gifts. But, like, the most cheerful person on the team gets this soap. Attempts to confront them on the fact that they’re doing nice things for people will be ruthlessly mocked.

But they just. Keep helping these people they don’t even like that much.

[storyinmypocket]

Also I like this trope because like hell am I going to trust someone who went from trying to destroy me utterly as a person to trying to win me over and make me forgive them, but to see them go from wanting to destroy me to just sort of tolerating me, my backstabbing instincts are like, “Well, look at that, they only threatened to poison me twice this week, they really are trying.”

[rakyats-archive]

self shippers, do this.

my f/os call me “hectic”

[selfshipsheep-deactivated202202]

oh yeah these are all emojis i made for when your f/os got you feelin Something

feel free to use them

[glitched-ships-is-moving-deacti]

Just wanna remind you that your f/os love you so much. Everything about you. Even the things you may not like about yourself. And they would do everything for you. Yes, everything. And being with you is the best thing that has ever happened to them. They love you and they love being with you. No matter what you do they will always love you. They think you are the most amazing person in the universe. Because you are!

They told me this personally and wanted me to tell you! ❤

[brixzli]

Do you all have an f/o who you love but would not hesitate to fight on sight? Like if you met them on the street you would immediately throw hands?

[midnightqueerlove]

Cute date ideas <3

Vandalizing an abandoned building

Setting off illegal fireworks

Rescuing an abused animal

Designing our future tattoos

Starting an illegal community garden

[ardyhellaselfships]

might go feral and selfship with denki

[leosabi]

reblog with a pic of your f/o and i’ll assign them a gemstone!! 💎

[ardyhellaselfships]

!!

[leosabi]

Pyrope!

before you ask yes I picked this on purpose because of her name

pyrope’s name comes from the Greek pyropos which means “fiery eyed”! it’s a variant of garnet, and is a rock of courage and strength.

[leosabi]

reblog with a pic of your f/o and i’ll assign them a gemstone!! 💎

[ardyhellaselfships]

!!

[starless-melancholy-deactivated]

🌠Hey, Selfshippers!💘

You might take a look at this self-insert fanfiction generator! ❤️ You can even add custom pronouns, speech patterns, etc!

[deitycyla]

It’s called fashion, twerp. Look it up

[SPEED PAINT]

✦ᵗʷᶤᵗᵗᵉʳ ✦ᶤᶰˢᵗᵃᵍʳᵃᵐ ✦ʸᵒᵘᵗᵘᵇᵉ ✦ ᵏᵒᶠᶤ

[sybilius]

Don’t give me one-sided unrequited love, give me two-sided unwanted love. Both sides are deeply in love with the other and both sides are like ‘fuck, really?? them??? really?’

[toasty-self-shipping]

self shipers you ever find fanfics that basically rewrite the story of the series/game your f/os are in and as the story gets better your like yes

YES

YESSSSAAAAA-

until they killed off your f/o like they did in the original story so you like 👁👄👁

[s8rkets]

i have jade art pspspspsps

[moved-498579847-deactivated2022]

Imagine lying at night in the grass with your f/o. You two are watching the stars and the moon. Talking, rambling about the things that are on your mind. Perhaps you complain to them about things that bother you - they listen patiently and try to suggest things that might help or try to lift the mood with some silly remarks. Or perhaps you tell them about something that really excites you and they are excited with you. Maybe it's even the other way around and they tell you about the things that bother them or excite them.