Mutt Butt

Call me Jay - 1998

[boybeetles]

I think this is the funniest 404 error page I’ve seen

“I hope you’re hungry… for nothing!” Give me my stuffed marshmallows you freak

[pukicho]

I heard they’re killing you at work tomorrow

[byjove]

Without fail, every time a woman is talking about how she does not want to have children and never wants to be pregnant and how medical professionals, romantic interests and family members keep trying to bulldoze her decision and keep expecting her to change her mind because motherhood is something that is expected of all women and it is abhorrent to think a woman could not desire it, a random mother spawns in the comments to be like “Well, actually, you never know! I didn’t want children and then I got pregnant and I realized I love being a mama and I have five little babies now! Could happen to you! 🥰”

Sister, keep that to yourself or make your own goddamn post, you are ignoring that woman’s central concern and belittling her, you don’t even think you’re doing it. Formerly childfree women who ended up having children and loving it are like detransitioners in the sense that there is nothing inherently wrong with changing your mind about having children or realizing you were mistaken about your gender identity but immediately weaponizing your indecision to tell people that the barriers to healthcare and the violations of their bodily autonomy and the way society ignores that person’s wishes is actually okay because you were wrong. Some people do know themselves.

[clayclayton332]

Rainbowdash animorphing into a roach <3

[cheetahgirlmuscles]

ATTENTION: SCROLL BACK UP! NOT A PHOTO! THATS A PAINTING!

[sailatina3]

[iamterra]

[binary-bird]

Hamlet as a D&D paladin.

Keep reading

[arrantknave]

some gems of insight from the reblogs (@aspiring-protagonist​ and @moderndayathena​):

[fan-enby-anonymous]

Weren’t you listening? He’s praying. GOES HARD AS FUCK

[theconcealedweapon]

Also, "stay home if you don't want to be murdered by the government" is not something said by people who value freedom.

[funny-tik-toks]

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[tsarina-anadyomene]

it really is quite bad for your military to have an image of itself as a warrior class. what you really want is for your soldiers to think of themselves as boring professionals who will fill out a report form if someone gets a little too warrior ethos out there

[gsot]

[drmajalis]

[frogus-deactivated20231111]

the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.

[kilncreatures]

teacup goose horse small size suitable for apartment living

[alaazvx]

Hello my dear friends, my child needs you, I know, don't let him down.

Please help Mustafa

✅️Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #605 )✅️

Donate to Help Alaa in their time of need, organized by Kate Didier

The Story of Alaa and Her Children: Alaa, a mother of four, and her husband, a tai… Kate Didier needs your support for Help Alaa in

[coolasice1991]

Slight correction. Alaa and her family are verified at number 606 on the @/gazavetters fundraisers list.

$10,476 USD / $50,000 USD

No donations for 14 hours!

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

[charlesoberonn]

Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6

but only once.

[bethanythebogwitch]

Yugi Moto, I know that's you

[kcuf-ad]

Funny part is that if this moron just rolled the die he would have won. The game is that if you roll lower than Yugi you win, it doesn’t matter if you draw against him, you still win.

Yugi rolled a six. The ZTV director got cocky and threw the die.

[andpierres]

you should have seen me a couple of years ago!