no way in hell am i passing this up
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@areallykillercroc
no way in hell am i passing this up
a student from uni scrolled past this and ended up failing all of his courses, even the ones he thought he passed… not gonna take this chance.
The new blog!!!
cigarsandbrimstone is the URL. No needed follows, but if you'd like to keep tabs or still RP, I'll be there. Send a message for other ones if that doesn't float your boat.
Announcing my leave
Well, it’s been fun, but I’ve lost my muse for Croc. I’ll be ending him soon, all of it. However, I won’t be leaving the superhero community. I have a new muse picked out, and a blog is coming soon. Once it’s in a decent enough state, I’ll have a link up for all of you interested.
Announcing my leave
Well, it's been fun, but I've lost my muse for Croc. I'll be ending him soon, all of it. However, I won't be leaving the superhero community. I have a new muse picked out, and a blog is coming soon. Once it's in a decent enough state, I'll have a link up for all of you interested.
I haven't been on in ages, and I apologize. Like for a starter.
"Good people don't hurt others... Not like this."
"It’s just the way things work down here."
Muggings were common in the shadier parts of Gotham, and no one of any age was exempt. Croc lowered himself gently, and carefully picked up
Your muse wants to run away with mine! Send "Run away with me." To see how mine reacts by yours asking mine this!
Torture/Tortured sentences
requested by anonymous: TRIGGER WARNING
"Please, you don't have to do this."
"Why me? Why do you have to do this to me?"
"Stop struggling."
"Go ahead, I like it when they try to fight."
"No, no, no. You're not allowed to pass out yet. We haven't even gotten to the real fun, yet."
"Just let me go and I won't tell anyone, I promise."
"Do you want me to tell you what I'm going to do to you?"
"I don't understand why you're doing this."
"I'll do whatever you say, but please just let me go."
"You won’t break me!"
"You were foolish to think you could escape me. Now you've only made it worse for yourself."
"Kill me. Please, just kill me."
"Oh, stop crying. Don't make me gag you."
"Are you going to cooperate now, or do you need more convincing?"
"Have mercy!"
"If I get out of this I'll kill you."
"Hurt me all you want, I won't give in!"
"I’m not afraid of you."
"I would say this is going to hurt me more than its going to hurt you, but that would be a lie."
"They aren’t even going to be able to recognize your body when I’m through."
...
Rent sentence pack
"We begin on Christmas Eve."
"Inside, it's freezing... Because we have no heat."
"I say c'est la vie. So let her be a lesbian!"
"I'm writing one great song."
"A wild night is now preordained."
"I may be detained."
"Two months ago I was dumped."
"How we gunna pay?"
"Awh, you sound sad."
"We're not gunna pay."
"You okay, honey?"
"You're cute when you blush."
"Where're you going?"
"Time flies. Time dies."
"Got a light?"
"You're shivering."
"What are you staring at?"
"You look familiar."
"I think that I dropped my stash."
"They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street. Is it true?"
"I'm old for my age."
"I'm just born to be bad."
"Today for you, tomorrow for me."
"Hey! You bum! Yeah, you! Move over. Get your ass off that range rover."
"I told her not to call you."
"Can I help, since I'm here?"
"This is weird. Very weird. Fuckin' weird."
"This is spooky."
"I'm getting nauseous."
"She cheated."
"You know, I feel great now."
"How do you feel today?"
"I'm a New Yorker; fear's my life!"
"Reason says I should have died three years ago."
"What's the time? Well it's got to be close to midnight."
"My body's talking to me. It says, 'Time for danger!'"
"Let's run away."
"Take me out tonight."
"I'll let you bite me."
"Who do you think you are, barging in on me and my guitar?"
"The door is that way."
"Looking for romance? Come back another day."
"Will I wake tomorrow from this nightmare?"
"Who the fuck do you think you are? I don't need no goddamn help."
"Times are pretty shitty, but I'm pretty sure they can't get worse."
"Let's open up a restaurant in Santa Fe."
"Alone at last."
"Are we a thing?"
"Live in my house. I'll be your shelter."
"Just pay me back with 1,000 kisses."
"Be my lover."
"I know they meant it when they said you can't buy love."
"'Merry' ain't in my vocabulary."
"It's beginning to snow."
"I do not deserve you."
"It was bad. I got mad."
"Let's go eat. I'll just get fat."
"I should tell you..."
"Last night I had a dream!"
"I got to get out of here! It's like I'm being tied to the hood of a yellow rental truck being packed in with fertilizer and fuel oil pushed over a cliff by a suicidal Mickey Mouse!"
"Moo with me."
"No, please no. Not tonight. Please no."
"Go to hell!"
"Bohemia is dead."
"Mucho masturbation."
"Viva la vie boheme!"
"Wine and beer!"
"I'd forgotten how to smile."
"The cops are sweeping the lot."
"The opposite of war isn't peace; it's creation."
"How do you measure the life of a woman or a man?"
"Honey, I know you're there. Please pick up the phone. Are you okay?"
"There's hope. But just in case, I brought rope."
"How'd you know we'd be here?"
"I'll drink to that."
"I'm sorry."
"Coming?"
"I'm fine. Go."
"Well, well, well, what do we have here?"
"You were flirting with the woman in rubber!"
"There will always be women in rubber flirting with me! Give me a break!"
"Take me, baby, or leave me."
"Be mine or don't waste my time."
"Every night, who's in your bed?"
"That's it! The straw that breaks the camel's back! I quit, unless you take it back.
Without you, the earth turns, the sun burns; but I die without you."
"Take me. Take me. Take me."
"It was bad for me. Was it bad for you?"
"Sweet kisses I've got to spare."
"I will cover you."
"How did we get here? How the hell?"
"Who said I was talking to you?"
"Guys! Chill!"
"I can't believe this is goodbye."
"Are you insane?"
"There's so much to care about."
"Who are you to tell me what I know or what to do?"
"You live a lie!"
"Just came to say, Goodbye, Love."
"Please don't touch me."
"Understand, I'm scared."
"It's like the Twilight Zone."
"I quit!"
"I am not alone."
"Please call."
"Come help!"
"Don't waste your money on me."
"Your eyes, as we said our goodbyes. Can't get them out of my mind."
"How'd I let you slip away?"
"There's something I should have told you."
"I have always loved you."
"Turn around, girlfriend."
send me a 'another world' and i'll write a drabble about our muses in an AU
AUs randomly generated from here. This is the literal definition of a mixed bag, so it could be, well, anything!
Send Me One (angsty hurt/ill sentence starters; trigger warnings may apply)
"Everything hurts..."
"Please, no more!"
"Augh... I think it's broken.."
"What sort of monster does this to a person?"
"Who did this to you?"
"No, please no! NO---Aaaugh!!!"
"They... they hurt me..."
"They didn't even ask me any questions..."
"I feel terrible..."
"It's nothing, just a scratch."
"Why is the room spinning?"
"I need to lie down..."
"You should lie down!"
"Oh, do stop screaming! You're only annoying me!"
"Shhh, shhh, hush--it's okay; you're safe now!"
"No one will ever hurt you again. I swear it."
"Make the pain stop... make it stop!"
"'Stop'? Why on earth would I do a thing like that?"
"I don't feel so well..."
"____, you're hurt. You need to rest."
"You don't look so good... You feeling okay there, buddy?"
"Hold still and take a few deep breaths. This is going to hurt..."
"Don't struggle--you'll only make it worse!"
"Don't struggle--I'm trying to help you!"
"Oh my--you're bleeding everywhere!"
"Oh, boo, you got blood on the carpet!"
"Do you need me to hold your hair back while you vomit?"
"I feel like I'm gonna puke..."
"Ugh..."
"It's fine, I'm fine. Nothing to worry about!"
"'Tis but a scratch!"
"A scratch?! You're hurt--badly!"
"We need to get you to a doctor, looks like..."
"Good thing I have medical experience, or you'd be in a helluva lot of trouble!"
"Ooh... My head..."
"I'm pretty sure you've got the flu..."
"Imma... I'm gonna---ACHOOOO!!!"
"I've been told I only have a few months to live..."
"If this kills me, I want you to have my ______."
"AUGH! Don't touch it!"
"It hurts so bad..."
"Tell me, what did I do to deserve this...?"
"I fell, honest."
"Oh, stop fussing! I'm fine, really!"
"You came for me...I thought... I'd been abandoned, but... you came..."
"Please... please, just kill me... I beg you..."
"Perhaps we should just put him/her out of his/her misery...?"
"Good people don't hurt others... Not like this."
"We're the good guys, don't you get it?! We're not supposed to hurt people, we're supposed to help them!"
"Why are you doing this?!"
Voice!
6/10. We're getting closer.
Voice :3
5/10. Halfway to recording.
Bees Stick One
Romance, lunch, bear
What?
Moonbase, Demanding, Bees
……..
what?!
Con Artist, wedding, breadstick.
Why does this suspiciously sound like a weird way I will be assassinated at a wedding.
Bees, Pirate, and Roman
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Con artist, Regan, stable.
Well then.
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"Spitting Teeth"
For such a small thing compared to him, Croc had to admit that she could hit hard. He was one to recover quickly though. He gave the heroine a leery grin.
"That hurt a little. I’m impressed. My turn."