Oh, to be a worm

-He/She/They- Howdy! How tf does this site work

[areamysteria4165]

Holy shit @markiplier this is the most well-sealed poster I've ever seen 😭🙏 My Lord, I am wearing my fingers down to the nubs trying to open this thing.

I don't think you would've had a hand in the adhesive used, but uh- yeah, 10/10 buying experience; props to the distribution team.

[clingonlikeclingwrap]

🪭 EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS 🪭

OPEN ON KO-FI 👍

Got into a big fight with my family so I packed up my shit and left! So commissions are open because I have to find a place to live 😌

Shaded sketch - $25 AUD | ~$18 USD

↪️ + $10 AUD (~$7 USD) per additional character

Colour & render - $50 AUD | ~$35.5 USD

↪️ + $20 AUD (~$14 USD) per additional character

↪️ + $15 AUD for complex background

Shares are appreciated! 😘

[moniquill]

[jartita-me-teneis]

[frankdelflno]

Surnames are just as important as given names. So, I compiled a list of the websites I use to find my surnames.

English Surnames

Dutch Surnames

Spanish Surnames

Scottish Surnames

German Surnames

Italian Surnames

Irish Surnames

French Surnames

Scandinavian Surnames

Welsh Surnames

Jewish Surnames

Surnames By Ethnicity

Most Common Surnames in the USA

Most Common Surnames in Great Britan

Most Common Surnames in Asia

[bee-earthly]

[old-manrupee]

For whoever needs these.

[dragons-arrow]

I NEED THE ITALIAN LAST NAMES SO BAD

[ebvoice-deactivated20150727]

We are like fireworks…: Surnames Master Post.

[chronophobica]

Chinese surnames

Indian surnames

Indonesian surnames

Pakistani surnames

Bengali surnames

Japanese surnames

Filipino surnames

Korean surnames

Syrian surnames

Mongolian naming and clan names

Thai surnames

Asia is not a single country.

[beameized]

“Asia is not a single country.”

[very-gay-poet]

oh my fucking god if heaven is real its this fucking post.

[megustamemes]

Sofa sitting positions

[deverauxwrites-deactivated20251]

5 Core Principles for Writing Smut 🥵💦😏

Detail Is Foreplay ❤︎ Don’t rush the scene. Foreplay isn’t just kissing and groping, it’s the tension that builds in the paragraphs before they touch. The look across the table, the brush of hands, the hesitation. By the time clothes come off, your reader should be begging for it. ❤︎ Focus on sensory overload: what does the air smell like, how does their skin taste, what does the floor feel like under bare knees. Ground it.

Dirty Specificity > Clinical Vague ❤︎ “He entered her” = ✒️ grammar check approved, but zero heat. ❤︎ “He pushed inside, slow, stretching her around him, dragging a shudder from her throat” = 🔪 sharp, stays in the bloodstream. ❤︎ Avoid medical textbook vocabulary (penis, vagina). Stick to words that live in the bedroom: cock, pussy, clit, tits, ass. Show no shame.

Pacing Is Rhythm ❤︎ Think of sentences like thrusts: vary tempo. Short, breathless lines in the heat of orgasm. Long, winding ones in the tease. ❤︎ Don’t sprint straight to the finish line. Let the characters play in the space. Sex isn’t linear; it’s messy, stalling, circling back, teasing.

Dirty Talk Writes Itself ❤︎ Dialogue in smut should cut like glass. Characters don’t deliver monologues, they gasp, groan, demand. A well-placed “fuck” at the right moment can do more than a whole paragraph of description. ❤︎ Tip: Put the dirtiest line in italics when you reread. If it doesn’t make you blush or smirk, rewrite it.

Don’t Forget the Body’s Chaos ❤︎ Sweat. Spit. Slick thighs. Fingers slipping. The bench creaking. The way their rhythm falters when they’re close. ❤︎ Orgasms aren’t poetic symphonies. They’re guttural, clumsy, and fucking devastating. Capture the ungraceful beauty.

🕷️ The Tension Web To make readers ache: ❤︎ Start with denial (a kiss that stops too soon, a hand that almost slips under clothes but pulls back). ❤︎ Move to control (one person setting the pace, teasing, holding back) ❤︎ Deliver with release (when you finally let them fall apart).

🛑 Mistakes That Kill the Mood ❤︎ Overexplaining (“He put his penis in her vagina and she moaned with pleasure” — get the fuck out of here). ❤︎ Purple prose overload (“her cavern of passion” Bruh, you're doing too much. Back it off). ❤︎ Repetition of words like moan, thrust, wet without variation? Cut them down.

TL;DR: Make it filthy, make it sensory, make it uneven like real sex. Readers get wet/hard not from the mechanics, but from the anticipation, power, and loss of control.

[areamysteria4165]

I love the fanfics where Mu Qing invades people's dreams, lmfao

[areamysteria4165]

[areamysteria4165]

I love them so much but there's no way their constant fighting/arguing would stop completely. They would just shift a little :3