Shang Qinghua's whole face went red and he actually started tearing up. "You're so mean bro!"
Shen Qingqiu took another sip of his tea, "If you can't handle the truth that's your problem. Not my fault you fell for a mean girl gym rat."
"He's totally a himbo!" Shang Qinghua protested.
Shen Qingqiu shook his head, "Mobei Jun is definitely not pure of heart enough to be a himbo."
"He is!"
"Your inability to look beyond his massive pecs is pathetic." Shen Qingqiu scoffed. "As is your obsession with people being himbos."
"Binghe isn't a himbo either." Shang Qinghua snapped.
"Of course not! Binghe's too smart!" Shen Qingqiu replied immediately. "I'm offended you'd even suggest he is one!"
Before the argument could continue there was a loud crash from outside.
Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua looked out the nearest window. Liu Qingge was on the lawn nearby, wrestling with a One Horned Demon Ox Elephant.
Shang Qinghua sighed. "I told the beast Peak their paddocks weren't strong enough to hold that thing when they ordered it."
The One Horned Demon Ox Elephant flung Liu Qingge off and into a nearby gazebo.
"Ugh repairs are going to be a nightmare." Shang Qinghua said.
"Shidi!" Shen Qingqiu called to Liu Qingge. "Are you alright?"
"I'm fine!" Liu Qingge replied immediately. "Stay inside!"
"Hey." Shang Qinghua said. When Shen Qingqiu didn't reply he poked the other man and repeated. "Hey."
"What?"
"What about Liu-shidi?"
"What about him?"
"Looks like a himbo to me," Shang Qinghua said.
"... he's not muscly enough." Shen Qingqiu protested weakly.
"The requirements are strong of body, pure of heart, dumb of ass. Nothing in there about muscle size." Shang Qinghua countered. "He definitely fits."
"He's not..." Shen Qingqiu started to say but he trailed off apparently unwilling to say out loud that Liu Qingge wasn't dumb.
Shang Qinghua had moved on to the rest of the Peak Lords. "I think Wei Qingwei qualifies too- though I could see an argument that he's too smart... Yue Qingyuan? No-"
"Zhangmen-shixiong is absolutely a himbo." Shen Qingqiu countered immediately, with absolute certainty.
"He's too smart-"
"He's not. Zhangmen-shixiong is an idiot and definitely a himbo."

















