[aresonal]

arrowboxxed​:

“That is three things.” Besides, there are eggs. And the pasta didn’t even turn into a single overcooked lump last time.

“…You’re a cruel man, Roy.” A slight shake of the head. “And here I thought I was training you to have proper culinary gumption.”

“I’ll give you toast, but cooking implies heat. Cereal isn’t cooking.” he hadn’t been trying to hurt any feelings, just make the point that that chili never failed to be far beyond normal human levels of spicy.

“Proper culinary gumption would probably be being able to taste things other than super spicy and super sweet. I think I have calluses on my tongue.”

[aresonal]

arrowboxxed​:

“…and then I said to myself – ‘Ollie, you’re an adult. You’ve gotta be able to cook at least one thing for yourself. In a kitchen.’ And, er, I picked chilli. Seemed simple enough, right? Dump a bunch of meat and shit into a pot, wait a bit, presto. Anything tastes wrong, y’just dump in more chilli. Still took me a year or two to start getting it right, but, oh, it got there.”

“ ‘Course, now I can make at least three things.” This is comically humble enough to wrap back around to bragging.

“Sure it’s great if you like havin’ your taste buds burned right off. I’m pretty sure due to prolonged exposure I can’t even taste half the stuff I’m supposed to be able to anymore.” an eyebrow quirks and hands go to his hips, “I’m curious what the other two things are too, I’ve never seen you cook nothin’ else unless it was cereal  or toast.”

[naughtyandnicerpmemes]

Reblog this if you like seeing me on your dash

[what-the-fuck-is-not-chosen]

MY BOYS ARE BACK IM GOING TO CRY

[aresonal]

diversiformheros​:

Dinah can’t help the soft laugh that escapes her at his compliment about her finger’s ‘magic’ talent and it only has her continuing her motions, slowly trailing her fingers up along the top of his head before letting her left hand moves; slipping her fingers between her lap and his head to massage gently at the area where his neck and head met. “Mmm, magic fingers. That sure does sound like it could be a bit more useful than my cry.” Roy sitting still? He was almost as bad as Wally when it came to that department. “The day you stop getting into trouble will be when pigs start flying.” Of course she’s teasing him, but she does worry about him getting into a situation where he’d be worse off then just a broken arm. 

“You keep doin’ that, and I’ll stay outta trouble as much as you want, how bout that?” A promise that was worth its weight in hot air, it was rare that he wasn’t some kind of antsy and ready to make it everyone's problem. “I’ll be just as sweet as a kitten, mark my words.” If he could purr like one, he would be, no doubt about that. “Never get another bump or bruise, but that would mean you got nothin’ to kiss better, so I dunno how much you really want that.” Just grinning up at her as he opens up his eyes for a second.

[oliverqueenketamineaddiction]

this is taught in classrooms across Star City

[aresonal]

diversiformheros​:

“So tragic.” The blonde is making sure to gently scratch her nails against his scalp as she slowly starts to massage his head, she knew how bad a break could be and how much is sucked to be on the side lines for it. And while Dinah knows that his break isn’t that bad, or at least hopes he hadn’t been lying to her about it, she’s still letting out a sweet hum and nodding her head. “Of course I would, though we both you even if you had to hang it up you’d find some other way to injure yourself.” 

“Mmm... fuck that feels good... You got a gift.” It comes out with a soft groan some of the tension he didn’t know he’d had in his shoulders evaporating while her fingers magically danced along his scalp. Oh man, he could lay here for the rest of his life and be perfectly happy. “Yeah probably, not my fault sitting still sucks and doin’ stuff that might get you hurt is way more fun. Systems rigged man.”

[aresonal]

@diversiformheros​ cont. x

“Hurts sooooo bad. Dunno if I’ll ever be able to use my bow again. Real tragic.” Even with the alleged excruciating pain the gentle kisses and following fingers in his hair have him all but purring as he relaxes against her lap, a soft smile playing on his lips. “Mm, you’d take care of me wouldn’t you? If I got hurt so bad I had to hang it all up and couldn’t do much?” It’s light, teasing in nature almost. He didn’t expect that of anyone but it was a nice thought that someone might.

[zed-sabre]

tfw you accidentally kill one of your closest friends and he comes back as a black lantern

[zed-sabre]

no one’s gonna make content i want except me, so:

roy, killer croc, and the trucker hat

[zed-sabre]

timestamp july 12 2021 in case i’m a prophet

[dailydccomics]

Roy Harper in Justice League Unlimited #30

[aresonal]

@diversiformheros​ cont. x

“Lookit me pourin’ out my soul, and you’re makin’ fun of me.” he’s got a smile on his face , but it  just barely reaches his eyes as he pulls off his hat and runs his fingers through his hair before firmly putting it back on his head, “That’s cold man.” A little laugh bubbles from his throat.

[zed-sabre]

siblings conspiring to find a boyfriend for connor

[zed-sabre]

making arrows

[matsketches]

Could I request some fab five please?

they look like they are about to form voltron but I love them 😂😂

[sohotthateveryonedied]

watching everyone make fun of roy’s trucker hat and trying to pretend that i don’t secretly love the disaster man rockabilly hobo aesthetic or else i’ll get hate crimed