In the words of Diogenes:

Bureau of feather-leg status verification Main is @salamie-baby TRANS LIBERATION NOW 🏳️‍⚧️

[arewebeholdingaman]

Hey. Do you like gingerbread?

Well I've got news for you. I've been convening with my advisors and we have brought forward the idea to try something a little different.

We are going to have our very own man poll bracket, right here, on https://www.tumblr.com/arewebeholdingaman, and the theme is going to be Gingerbread Men.

Now, what I want from you lovely dogs spilling out of the vomitorium in your novel curiosity is submissions (wow! we've never done that before!). I want YOU to send ME your gingerbread man right into my asks, along with any and all propaganda you see fit to give in the mission to get your gingerbread man to the top. They can be real and fictional, from anywhere and anything. All they gotta be to get in is a gingerbread man. And preferably without feathers but I can make exceptions this time around.

Gentlemen, start your ovens.

[arewebeholdingaman]

THE GINGERBREAD MAN DEATH MATCH CHAMPIONSHIP HAS BEGUN AND WILL RUN FROM NOW TILL THERE IS ONLY ONE LEFT STANDING. VOTE TODAY OR MAYBE TOMORROW OR PERHAPS ON THURSDAY!

[arewebeholdingaman]

did yyou guys hear somethin

[puncertainty]

rocky learns human philosphy

[annabelle--cane]

I'm trying so hard not to turn into horny diogenes in the notes of my "sex is a social construct" post rn and Not just reply to every person giving their own definitions of sex with a list of half a dozen situations their criteria doesn't account for

[shroomishroomcatte]

THERE!! PETITION!! UNDO THE REBLOG UPDATE!!

Tumblr recently announced an update where all reblogs get their own notes, and really, it's pointless and nobody asked for it, and also this makes it so that none of the reblog's notes contribute to the original post's, and this is really weird because it eradicates the sense of community, and now a reblog could get way more popular than the original post. Anyways I made a change.org petition go sign it right meow

Sign the Petition

Undo the Tumblr Reblog Update

optional tags (sorry if you didn't want to be tagged I just tagged my moots who were in my notes most recently)

@ang3l-d0lli3 @salamie-baby @beware-of-pot-holes @mossymenaces @benreydroid @applejuicedragons @cielchelovek1999 @ayane-chan-loves-water @mesa-sys @mrjohn2 @pillbot @achilles-the-bard @lanterns-and-lightmares @deductivelogico-offical @beccahasarrived

[arewebeholdingaman]

yo guys sign petition cus this update suuuucks

[arewebeholdingaman]

@arewebeholdingaman's silence on the hunky gingerbread sex golem situation is crazy...

[arewebeholdingaman]

Okay, so. Yes, it's been a month. No, I have not forgotten. I'm in college and am generally tormented, which eats into my bullshitting time. However, I have acquired the ingredients to make the hunky gingerbread sex golem. I'll be updating soon with a date for when I'll be baking it and when we get there I'll liveblog its creation.

This is what you all worked very hard for, and I'll make sure your efforts are rewarded.

[arewebeholdingaman]

So. Everything happened all at once in my life

[monamoni]

Pangolin

[hijabi-flavored-nerd]

@arewebeholdingaman

[arewebeholdingaman]

Make your mind up little dragon. Are you bipedal or not?

[cutecipher]

I'm sorry we need any more help we can get with food. Please help us if you can. We're two disabled trans women who help run @rickybabyboy.

Venmo: AGIEF

Paypal: [email protected]

Ko-fi:

Support wizdev

Support wizdev

[cutecipher]

Sorry opening this back up, we got hit with bills again before we could get groceries and I need to pay for some meds, not going to ask to get the full amount back.

$0/$60 raised

[tf2heritageposts]

alright i’m gonna use the last of my energy from having the flu to make a new donation post so it’s a lot clearer

so i get paid via chap35 veterans dependent benefits, which means i get paid every month im in class. problem is i owe the school a lot of money so i can’t register for classes and i don’t have a good enough credit score to get a student loan. i also have rent due at the end of the month which is also pretty important

my credit score is pretty much bogged down by just my credit usage, and i have about 800 dollars total in credit card debt, and my rent is 639 dollars. i have my phone and wifi bill paid thanks to my last post (thank you very much :]) so that’s no longer a worry. also once i’m able to go back to class (probably in june since i’ve already accepted im probably not gonna get any late starting classes) i’ll be able to get my delicious government money again and i won’t need to make this again for at least a while

0/1400

c2shapp: $theteufortdozen

v2nmo: @theteufortdozen2

pooppal: paypal.me/blucheavy3

ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/tf2heritageposts (please be aware kofi takes a 30% fee)

Support tf2 heritage posts ❤️

Become a supporter of tf2 heritage posts today!

i have a week to get rent taken care of, please reblog :]

[tf2heritageposts]

please please reblog :]

[tf2heritageposts]

cutting back to here

ONE DAY LEFT!!!

226/600

[tf2heritageposts]

like seriously please reblog, and literally any bit helps because if we end up being late we can at least pay part of it

[tf2heritageposts]

this is incredibly urgent, PLEASE for the love of jesus reblog

[tf2heritageposts]

250/600

[tf2heritageposts]

253/600

[tf2heritageposts]

273/600

[tf2heritageposts]

we’re almost halfway there and it’s due TOMORROW

[tf2heritageposts]

Rent’s due today

[tf2heritageposts]

281/600

[tf2heritageposts]

seriously rent’s due today and we’re only halfway there, please reblog

[tf2heritageposts]

the same three people are the only ones reblogging this meaning it gets basically zero traction, so if you see this PLEASE for the love of god reblof

[schizocetacean]

Hey, hope this isn’t too nosy but is grimharlequin still ok?

He's next to me in bed lemme ask right quick

he said no im not okay im in need of finacial assistance paypal.me/furbyfridays https://cash.app/$retrovirus666

Venmo is a digital wallet that lets you make and share payments with friends. You can easily split the bill, cab fare, or much more. Downloa

Pay me on Cash App

Instantly exchange money for free on Cash App

he is locked out of grimharlequin forever, sadly. @merlinzorn is the art blog now but Merlin isn't drawing rn due to extreme wrist pain that requires occupational therapy

thanks for asking!

[lawbotcj-deactivated20260402]

please help us out if you

can spare any of your attention and energy we are disabled trans and homeless for 2 and a half years and a lot of expenses taking care of health and i just want us to make it another yearr and get my family out of this terrible place

[schizocetacean]

we are currently about to make our move into our own condo. 500 sq ft that is ours. The move in costs are higher because i have no rental history. please consider helping us to finally escape being as homeless as we have been for 2 years now.

[schizocetacean]

Total move in costs are going to be 2,073.33, plus signing up for renters insurance ($20-30) & electricity. My paycheck will not cover all the move in costs. If we could raise even $700 it would be enough to scrape through. Please help us to move successfully!! Now is the time, if you have anything to give, Please help us with this last push. We've been fighting so hard just to survive that my family and I have gotten hurt, badly, again and again. We just want to rest. Recover. Have a foundation to live on. We deserve to live. Please help 2 homeless trans disabled people who have been made more disabled by having to live in tents and shelters the past 2 years. its been. so hard. Our cat has been choked, stolen, and poisoned. We've all gotten sick so much. Got worms. I was sexually assaulted by a now (ex)coworker. Merlin's body will never be the same shape it was before and he has to go to the doctor and therapy a lot now. Enough is enough. Please help us to live and thrive. We deserve to chase our dreams and build our lives, just as anyone does. Thank you so, so much to everyone who rooted for us, who've been rooting for us, and to every person who has helped along the way such that we could even be here today. to keep trying.

$160/700

[tf2heritageposts]

alright i’m gonna use the last of my energy from having the flu to make a new donation post so it’s a lot clearer

so i get paid via chap35 veterans dependent benefits, which means i get paid every month im in class. problem is i owe the school a lot of money so i can’t register for classes and i don’t have a good enough credit score to get a student loan. i also have rent due at the end of the month which is also pretty important

my credit score is pretty much bogged down by just my credit usage, and i have about 800 dollars total in credit card debt, and my rent is 639 dollars. i have my phone and wifi bill paid thanks to my last post (thank you very much :]) so that’s no longer a worry. also once i’m able to go back to class (probably in june since i’ve already accepted im probably not gonna get any late starting classes) i’ll be able to get my delicious government money again and i won’t need to make this again for at least a while

0/1400

c2shapp: $theteufortdozen

v2nmo: @theteufortdozen2

pooppal: paypal.me/blucheavy3

ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/tf2heritageposts (please be aware kofi takes a 30% fee)

Support tf2 heritage posts ❤️

Become a supporter of tf2 heritage posts today!

i have a week to get rent taken care of, please reblog :]

[tf2heritageposts]

please please reblog :]

[tf2heritageposts]

cutting back to here

3 days left

100/600

[tf2heritageposts]

108/600

[tf2heritageposts]

116/600

[tf2heritageposts]

166/600

[tf2heritageposts]

we’re 20% of the way there by the way

[salamie-baby]

Reposting this to spread the word

Nova Black, a homeless nomad currently situated in Southern California, has had her dog, Bambi, stolen while she was in a medical emergency.

If you're in the Los Angeles area or SoCal at all and you think you see this dog or you know anything that might help in finding Bambi, please get in contact with Nova and let her know. This is Nova's linktree where you can find her Tiktok, Reddit and YouTube. You can also check in with local vets or shelters to find out if they have Bambi or info on her whereabouts. Please reblog, save, repost to other platforms, and share this with anyone who might be able to help Nova find Bambi.

[salamie-baby]

Bambi is still missing, but if you're in Southern California, you might be able to help.

If you have time, you can print off this poster and put it up around your area.

Here is more from Nova Black, taken from her Youtube page:

If you have any information at all that could help Nova find her dog, please send a message to [email protected] or call 442-499-2070. We can't let these thieves get away with this. Please share, repost, tag anyone who might be in SoCal or around any area mentioned above in Nova's post.

(You can also support Nova in this time through her GoFundMe and Amazon wishlist to help her get living essentials and other things she may need. Both can be found in her linktree on the original post)

[alaa-mari]

We are very tired ..

All that surrounds you is suffering, ruin, destruction, and pain.

I search for safety and comfort but cannot find it; every detail is painful and difficult.

I repeat again, you are saving the lives of a family in Gaza who have lived through war, famine, and displacement, and we are still alive.

I urgently need your donations so I can buy food, drink, and safe shelter for my children. Please donate now and don't wait until we are in danger.

I will not forgive anyone who is able to donate and does not.

I will not forgive anyone who did not share my post or offer even the smallest amount of help.

Please don't leave my children and family.

Donation link here or Verification here & here

[zinaanqar16]

MY EYES ARE SWOLLEN FROM CRYING. I CAN’T SAVE MY SISTER. IGNORING THIS COULD COST HER LIFE.

[zinaanqar16]

I am sick and breaking in Gaza while my sister fades and my younger siblings cling to me in fear.

[zinaanqar16]

Donate now. Your help could be the reason she lives.

Gofundme- Vetted #213

[plumpydoll]

Guys, please stand by Zeina and her sister, don't make these adversity wrong now, she suffered a lot and we must stand by her to help her and save her, please participate and donate now

[salamie-baby]

Reposting this to spread the word

Nova Black, a homeless nomad currently situated in Southern California, has had her dog, Bambi, stolen while she was in a medical emergency.

If you're in the Los Angeles area or SoCal at all and you think you see this dog or you know anything that might help in finding Bambi, please get in contact with Nova and let her know. This is Nova's linktree where you can find her Tiktok, Reddit and YouTube. You can also check in with local vets or shelters to find out if they have Bambi or info on her whereabouts. Please reblog, save, repost to other platforms, and share this with anyone who might be able to help Nova find Bambi.

[salamie-baby]

Bambi is still missing, but if you're in Southern California, you might be able to help.

If you have time, you can print off this poster and put it up around your area.

Here is more from Nova Black, taken from her Youtube page:

If you have any information at all that could help Nova find her dog, please send a message to [email protected] or call 442-499-2070. We can't let these thieves get away with this. Please share, repost, tag anyone who might be in SoCal or around any area mentioned above in Nova's post.

(You can also support Nova in this time through her GoFundMe and Amazon wishlist to help her get living essentials and other things she may need. Both can be found in her linktree on the original post)

[salamie-baby]

Reposting this to spread the word

Nova Black, a homeless nomad currently situated in Southern California, has had her dog, Bambi, stolen while she was in a medical emergency.

If you're in the Los Angeles area or SoCal at all and you think you see this dog or you know anything that might help in finding Bambi, please get in contact with Nova and let her know. This is Nova's linktree where you can find her Tiktok, Reddit and YouTube. You can also check in with local vets or shelters to find out if they have Bambi or info on her whereabouts. Please reblog, save, repost to other platforms, and share this with anyone who might be able to help Nova find Bambi.

[salamie-baby]

Bambi is still missing, but if you're in Southern California, you might be able to help.

If you have time, you can print off this poster and put it up around your area.

Here is more from Nova Black, taken from her Youtube page:

If you have any information at all that could help Nova find her dog, please send a message to [email protected] or call 442-499-2070. We can't let these thieves get away with this. Please share, repost, tag anyone who might be in SoCal or around any area mentioned above in Nova's post.

(You can also support Nova in this time through her GoFundMe and Amazon wishlist to help her get living essentials and other things she may need. Both can be found in her linktree on the original post)

[salamie-baby]

Reposting this to spread the word

Nova Black, a homeless nomad currently situated in Southern California, has had her dog, Bambi, stolen while she was in a medical emergency.

If you're in the Los Angeles area or SoCal at all and you think you see this dog or you know anything that might help in finding Bambi, please get in contact with Nova and let her know. This is Nova's linktree where you can find her Tiktok, Reddit and YouTube. You can also check in with local vets or shelters to find out if they have Bambi or info on her whereabouts. Please reblog, save, repost to other platforms, and share this with anyone who might be able to help Nova find Bambi.