"I am the protector."

[rp blog] pray and maybe I will listen.

[areyouawakexd]

glad to have your attention.

Intro:

Roleplay blog run by @krisgoatpher. Character uses he/him, admin uses he/they. Asks are encouraged! Admin is over the age of 18, as is the character, but NSFW asks are discouraged. I'm not trying to impersonate the CC nor do I know anything intense about the lore. This is just for funsies. <3

LINK TO MY BOUNDARIES.

This blog is generally heavily head-canoned. [info about that here] However, I do not force these headcanons onto other blogs and encourage all of my followers to follow suit. Do not send asks to other blogs forcing them to engage in aus, arcs, or headcanons that stem from this blog or any other blog I maintain.

Major trigger warnings for manipulation, violence, religion (obviously) and unreality. These things will be tagged, but still be safe.

Feel free to spam like/reblog! <3

If you are interacting w/ an oc blog for the first time, please do not assume a relationship between your character and mine. (Ex.: Saying that my character and yours have been longtime friends, rivals, or that an encounter happened between them a long time ago). Please establish a relationship between the characters first! /nm

Update on admin life 2025: I am married with a baby! So I may not always be online! I'm also posting p much for me and my friends now, mostly bc of nostalgia, so yeah, might not be too serious about this yet.

Tags

#prayer received for responding to asks!

#sacrifice received for reblogging art!

#blessed texts for text posts

#oopsooc for ooc replies/n such

#tw (subject) for trigger warnings (major trigger warnings for manipulation, death, violence, and obviously religion lmao)

#angel asks for admin's favorite asks!

#fables from the end god for any stories xd tells!

Characters

[drista] little box of chaos ( @forksandchaos )

[hd] the glow of a honeymoon ( @loreswapgeorgehd )

[george] a dream is a wish your heart makes ( @apatheticdaydreamer )

[exe] from ashes ( @fireandashexe )

[lady death] the annoying one ( @hergoddessofdeath )

[tommy] gods favorite angel

[dream] disgraced

[niki] a bright soul

pfp by @/putridbenny! here is a link to the post!

[areyouawakexd]

Wife stepped out of My line of sight for a few moments and I started gagging out of stress

[areyouawakexd]

She found Me again thank fuck. I was about to die

[areyouawakexd]

Wife stepped out of My line of sight for a few moments and I started gagging out of stress

[areyouawakexd]

hi XD I am praying to ask about your car's extended warranty, it's an important and possibly crucial matter.

what is a car? die.

[areyouawakexd]

I wanted to get Glass something sweet. I decided to gift Him a chorus fruit. He ate it and got stuck in the wall. It was very traumatizing for Me

[areyouawakexd]

I can't find Foolish anywhere. moss has grown on the feet of My statue and I need it to be fixed. immediately.

[areyouawakexd]

sometimes I want to shower George in gold and diamonds and other times I want to hang Him over a cliff to see how He reacts. am I wrong for that

[areyouawakexd]

I've experienced pregnancy before. it could be worse.

[areyouawakexd]

EXE pissed Me off so I hurtled H1m into the sky but I felt bad so I went to go find H1m and H3 came out from behind a rock and spat on Me. We fought for three hours before My Lovely Wife tore Us apart

[areyouawakexd]

I was flying at the speed of sound (a bit tired today, wanted to take it slow) and a bug flew in My mouth. almost exterminated its entire species but remembered My Wife's beautiful smile. so I yelled into the void for an hour. I feel better

[foxsized]

hello Fundy. I've been so so so bored. would You mind if I tormented You ( @areyouawakexd )

G-god???

Um. I do not think I can say no?

[areyouawakexd]

You could theoretically say no. I could control what You say, but I'm choosing not to. this is one of My nice moments, see. ah well. anyway. how do You feel about lightning?

[foxsized]

Oh! Um. Thank.. You? I suppose if my grandma is Death herself I wouldn't really.. Mind talking with another god..

I don't like lightning :< thunder is very loud. Doesn't pair well with my ears.

[areyouawakexd]

hmm I forgot You're related to that nobody. I suppose I should leave you alone then, since I don't feel like dealing with Her. but...

okay, yeah, here's an idea. for the next hour every time you blink you'll see an image of Crazy Frog. it's not harmful, but I do find Crazy Frog's face annoying, so I hope it annoys you.

[foxsized]

Cr- Crazy Frog?

Oh man what the fuck . Dude. Oh okay, the torment was not A Joke. Yeah I think you've succeeded, what the huh.

[areyouawakexd]

oh, Dear fundy, it could be so much worse. consider yourself lucky I didn't make you walk right when you meant to walk left for an hour, or turn you into a wither for an hour, or teleport you to a very tall mountain and leave you there, or even just make Crazy Frog play on loop for an hour. very lucky I didn't do any of that. truly, you should thank Me for being so kind and gracious.

[foxsized]

Oh. Oh okay those would be worse yes thank you for. Not doing those? I hadn't even thought of that.

(Bored gods are. Dangerous...)

Um... Aren't you in charge of a whole. Realm? Isn't being a god a ton of work? I wouldn't imagine you even have time to Get bored.

[areyouawakexd]

of course I have time. I am a God, I could do all My duties with a simple flick of My wrist. so yes, I do get borzed, very bored.. and My usual victims are nowhere to be found.

is it annoying You? hm? I think you should look more annoyed. do that, please.

[foxsized]

hello Fundy. I've been so so so bored. would You mind if I tormented You ( @areyouawakexd )

G-god???

Um. I do not think I can say no?

[areyouawakexd]

You could theoretically say no. I could control what You say, but I'm choosing not to. this is one of My nice moments, see. ah well. anyway. how do You feel about lightning?

[foxsized]

Oh! Um. Thank.. You? I suppose if my grandma is Death herself I wouldn't really.. Mind talking with another god..

I don't like lightning :< thunder is very loud. Doesn't pair well with my ears.

[areyouawakexd]

hmm I forgot You're related to that nobody. I suppose I should leave you alone then, since I don't feel like dealing with Her. but...

okay, yeah, here's an idea. for the next hour every time you blink you'll see an image of Crazy Frog. it's not harmful, but I do find Crazy Frog's face annoying, so I hope it annoys you.

[foxsized]

Cr- Crazy Frog?

Oh man what the fuck . Dude. Oh okay, the torment was not A Joke. Yeah I think you've succeeded, what the huh.

[areyouawakexd]

oh, Dear fundy, it could be so much worse. consider yourself lucky I didn't make you walk right when you meant to walk left for an hour, or turn you into a wither for an hour, or teleport you to a very tall mountain and leave you there, or even just make Crazy Frog play on loop for an hour. very lucky I didn't do any of that. truly, you should thank Me for being so kind and gracious.

[foxsized]

hello Fundy. I've been so so so bored. would You mind if I tormented You ( @areyouawakexd )

G-god???

Um. I do not think I can say no?

[areyouawakexd]

You could theoretically say no. I could control what You say, but I'm choosing not to. this is one of My nice moments, see. ah well. anyway. how do You feel about lightning?

[foxsized]

Oh! Um. Thank.. You? I suppose if my grandma is Death herself I wouldn't really.. Mind talking with another god..

I don't like lightning :< thunder is very loud. Doesn't pair well with my ears.

[areyouawakexd]

hmm I forgot You're related to that nobody. I suppose I should leave you alone then, since I don't feel like dealing with Her. but...

okay, yeah, here's an idea. for the next hour every time you blink you'll see an image of Crazy Frog. it's not harmful, but I do find Crazy Frog's face annoying, so I hope it annoys you.

[foxsized]

hello Fundy. I've been so so so bored. would You mind if I tormented You ( @areyouawakexd )

G-god???

Um. I do not think I can say no?

[areyouawakexd]

You could theoretically say no. I could control what You say, but I'm choosing not to. this is one of My nice moments, see. ah well. anyway. how do You feel about lightning?

[areyouawakexd]

I haven't spoken to My Wife in at least 30 minutes. might die

[areyouawakexd]

I find it amusing when mortals try to win My Wife's favor. I am obviously Her Favorite. haha. I'll kill you

[areyouawakexd]

I need someone new to torment. any takers?

[biggestmanindsmp]

Can we nominate other people I THink you should torment Wilbur. Or Dream. Or Ran Boo

[areyouawakexd]

I would love to torment Ranboo.. hmm.

/teleport Ranboo 0 160 0

we'll see if that works.