[ hobbs. ]

["I thought there was something wrong with me because I didn't feel ugly when I killed Nick Boyle. I felt good. That's why it was so easy to lie about it." [Independent Abigail Hobbs RP. Hannibal/Sons of Anarchy crossover. Mun is 21+. NSFW will happen and will be tagged.]

[areyougoingtokillme]

//It’s been so long since I’ve been here, I’m not even sure if anyone is still around. But, hello. 

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[foyernormanchapel]

Hannibal Lecter is immensely pleased with his choice of fake daughter

[areyougoingtokillme]

I apologize for the radio silence, everyone. I finally have a social life / love life and it's taking over my... well... my life. Which means I'm putting RP on hold for awhile. I'm not sure for how long, and I'm not even sure if I'll be coming back at all. I do hope that some day I will return. But for now, I'm enjoying life to the fullest and sadly have no muse, and mostly no time, for RP. It's been fun. You're all amazing. Take care, my beautiful fellow Fannibals. :)

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[redeyedmoved]

hermione:

Tommy Flanagan photographed by Kristian Taylor-Wood

[areyougoingtokillme]

Texts from Last Night inspired text starters [nsfw and sfw]

[text]: I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.

[text]: I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS

[text]: We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out

[text]: I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.

[text]: two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.

[text]: I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass

[text]: Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.

[text]: According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.

[text]: You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party

[text]: I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.

[text]: What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"

[text]: Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.

[text]: YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.

[text]: Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.

[text]: I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.

[text]: I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...

[text]: You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it

[text]: I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool

[text]: I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.

[text]: Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.

[text]: A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.

[text]: OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE

[text]: Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.

[text]: Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him

[text]: I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.

[text]: I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"

[text]: Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.

[text]: I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.

[text]: Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.

[text]: I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.

[text]: When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.

[text]: Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.

[text]: i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?

[text]: That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.

[text]: I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock

[text]: I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night

[text]: Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car

[text]: I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress

[text]: Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?

[text]: Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.

[text]: I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there

[text]: She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?

[text]: We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.

[text]: So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together

[text]: That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.

[text]: I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that

[text]: Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant

[text]: Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night

[text]: I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.

[text]: Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.

[text]: I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.

[text]: How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..

[text]: Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you

[text]: I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family

[text]: You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.

[boredyet]

[areyougoingtokillme]

"Please don't  touch it..." Abigail leaned away from the fingers only inches away from the scar on her neck. Her small hand came up to cover it instinctively. She should have worn one of her scarves. But it was always so hot in Charming, she couldn't stand to have something wrapped around her throat. Sometimes the cloth was just as much of a reminder as someone blatantly pointing it out. So, what was the point, really?

"---- I'll tell you where it came from, if you tell me where you got yours from. Or should I say "who"?"

[samcrogifs]

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[secxndstarontheright-deactivate]

                                { i have been ｂｒｏｋｅｎ;                               more times than i dare to coυɴт.                                           but i ＦＩＸ myself,                                        & i get on with the job. }

[brittsmemes]

Name one thing you really enjoy about how I portray my character.

[areyougoingtokillme]

Watched the latest episode of SoA. And I have only one thing to say:

Chiiiiiiiibs. CHIIIIIIIIIIBS ChIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBbbbbBBBSSSSSsssssSSSS SO MUCH CHIBS.

-hugs Tommy Flanagan tightly-

;-; ilu

[areyougoingtokillme]

I think I'm done over here. Nobody wants to RP with me, that much is clear. Kinda tired of making opens or asking if anyone wants to rp and getting no response.

[areyougoingtokillme]

mutuals like for a starter

[areyougoingtokillme]

"Sorry to barge in here, but whoever owns the Harley parked behind a blue Honda Civic, you're blocking me in." Abigail looked around the bar full of bikers and swallowed hard, clearing her throat and crossing her arms tightly.