Im Actually A Cat

Normalness Leads To Sadness

[yeezydan]

[maptitude1]

These maps show the regional prevalences of the words ‘bro’, ‘buddy’, ‘dude’, ‘fella’, and ‘pal’ in the contiguous United States.

[rubiline-deactivated20210204]

there are no friends in florida

[punkmineral-deactivated20130829]

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

[gamecubist]

PAGE 1 OF 184

[pau1y]

One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar

[mahnkee]

[victoriaringsinyourears]

You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines. 

This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes. 

It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!

[homebeccer]

[vaesna]

Show them what we’ve got.

[moriartrey-deactivated20171105]

ALL OF YOU TALK ABOUT HEART EYES HOWELL BUT LOVE EYES LESTER EVERYBODY

[toopsy]

nazism is illegal in germany. using nazi greetings and flying nazi flags is illegal in germany. why isnt the kkk unconstitutional in america. why arent white hoods and white supremacist propaganda illegal here. why.

[blackfemalescientist]

Because germany is ashamed of their bigotry. America is proud of it.

[linaxtic]

[haramzayn-blog]

IM YELLING

[falloutyler]

[insp]

[fallohmeintothedark]

the saga

[skygenders]

Train Wreck Tumblr Posts

[notvcreativename]

These literally never get old.

[halien-the-human-deactivated201]

Reason #32547 Why I Will Not Shut Up About LGBTQ+ Visibility in the Media:

I just found out today that Green Lantern is gay.

[remypost]

[bunnyclown1975]

omg its just so confused it goes “mowe?????”

[slomobrofist]

That other cat has a force field that repels hands

[petethetreat]

[thatfunnyblog]

Ellen has been waiting to make that joke since fob came back

[sevenhundredmilesatsea-deactiva]

I might have reblogged this twice, but idc

[veganvibez]

[ggukgf-archive]

[sailorleo]

the full saga of tiny stan

[tinybro]

so we have a conversational safeword in my group of friends and it’s great, idk why more people don’t do this. whenever someone wants a subject to be dropped immediately no questions asked we just say “spleen” and we stop immediately and it’s a really good way to avoid crossing the line between teasing friends and genuinely upsetting them by accident, or stopping debates from turning into actual arguments