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Jessica.28.🏳️‍🌈.she/her

[shadowseductress]

adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom

[acientvegtable]

I’m 400 years old and still on tumblr

[rosedavid]

i hate it when you're heating something up in the microwave and it starts to go snap crackle pop so you take it out but it's still completely cold. shut up then??

[whoznoah]

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

[weaselle]

caught by surprise by this narrative, call that a pot twist

[krayleighx]

Not to be nsfw but imagine someone actually wanting to talk to u all the time and not get bored of you wow

[becherdireinen]

trust that everything will fall into place without you forcing it there.

[dogpuppy]

[hatelicks]

Her thighs are soft bc you gotta bite em while you’re goin down on her

[att3ntionpl3as3]

Kiss the bicep that chokes you

[mysharona1987]

[mypeopleskillzarerusty]

I found this on Pinterest and died 💀🤣

[mndvx]

THE MUPPET SHOW (2026)

[ithinkhobiknows]

[sirpompet]

castiel has the NASTIEST eyeroll out there i promise you. dean pisses him off so much i love it

extra: lookk at that cute ass nose twitch

[lillithdv8]

the angry kitten nose twitch is my favourite

[dr-cassie-mckay]

@pscentral gift exchange 2025 🎁@tidescaller happy new year from your secret santa!

I've known you both for the last five years. And it has been a true pleasure to watch your distracting childish rivalry evolve into a distracting childish courtship and now into what I'm sure will be a distracting childish marriage. I'm proud of you. And I love you both.

[sunniedaze00]

all the hot girls in my phone should be telling me nasty things btw

[catchymemes]

[uniquecrash5]

Oh hey tomorrow is Wolfenoot.

[injuries-in-dust]

Happy Woolfenoot everyone.

[exitheinsane]

Happy wolfenoot

[magicratfingers]

merry wolfenoot !