👽Ask Me About Alan Resnick👽

My name is Parker, and my pronouns are they/them. I am a minor. I like ARGs, analog horror, and really any kind of unfiction. 

[arg-enby]

Fuck Instagram and my lack of fucking privacy. Private social media isn't an oxymoron (as seen here), but private Instagram is. WHY IS MY COUSIN FOLLOWING ME. WHY ARE LIKE EIGHT PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME WHO I DO NOT WANT TO TALK TO. WHAT THE FUCK.

[arg-enby]

The pain of two of my favorite artists becoming my mutuals when I know damn well I don't post shit. 🥲

[divorcedwife]

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

[divorcedwife]

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

[halloweenmagick]

Vintage Monster Valentines.

[arg-enby]

Having media ruined for me by people I hate is ruining my social media experience. No, I haven't seen the T4DC finale, but my ex is apparently really into it, so if you mention it I'm blocking you. I literally just unfollowed someone for being a fan of Rocky from Project H4il M4ry because I've only experienced annoying fans of that character.

[artificialac1d]

what yall know about peachfuzz

[arg-enby]

yayy ArtFight revenges I love you ArtFight revenges I see the appeal now.

[arg-enby]

I have done 5 ArtFight attacks and just drew a sixth that I am forcing myself to wait and post tomorrow. I am going to get a good grade in ArtFight, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.

[arg-enby]

i get my own tag?? Waoow

well, I could send stuff directly to you, but you follow me anyway. Jerome and Cricket have their own tags, too.

[symphony-in-silver]

Literally obsessed with him

[wasp-storm]

anyone that doesn't think envy is a valid character motivation has clearly never been the second best at something before

[ewaneneollav]

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

[arg-enby]

First Year on Artfight

So I got hit with the work beam and I haven't been doing shit. However, I am prepping for Artfight! I've been browsing a lot, but this is my official post to see if any of my mutuals are doing it this year.

I'm on Team Mystery, and I have only put up Charles and Blangelady because I can't find good drawings of Caius.

Anyway, if this breaches containment, I'm looking for artists who maybe aren't great because I also suck and I hate the idea of people being disappointed with my attacks! Just comment your username and I'll check out your profile. Mine is AldrinSpade.

[arg-enby]

i only got one DM and it did not seem to be from an ArtFight user. No shade to that one DMer, they seem chill.

Trying again.

I will draw your OC. Don't check my profile unless you want to waste your time, I have no art there because I'm insecure and all my mutuals draw beautiful gorgeous art. I will draw your OC for free, you can't afford to be picky. I am so normal and sane.

(also if Caius and Saffron have fans on this blog, I did just put them up today.)

[arg-enby]

Discovered an Indian place near me with $16 butter chicken (I'm white, okay? Let me have this). I got it last night and have eaten it for the last three meals, and there's still more because I'm stretching it. $4 meals each, hell yeah.

Anyway, butter chicken omelette.

[arg-enby]

First Year on Artfight

So I got hit with the work beam and I haven't been doing shit. However, I am prepping for Artfight! I've been browsing a lot, but this is my official post to see if any of my mutuals are doing it this year.

I'm on Team Mystery, and I have only put up Charles and Blangelady because I can't find good drawings of Caius.

Anyway, if this breaches containment, I'm looking for artists who maybe aren't great because I also suck and I hate the idea of people being disappointed with my attacks! Just comment your username and I'll check out your profile. Mine is AldrinSpade.

[arg-enby]

First Poshmark order got cancelled after I already packed it. Fucked up a hard boiled egg because I forgot I couldn't hear the goddamn water boiling. I am going through it and I've only been out of bed for two and a half hours. What the fuck.

[arg-enby]

Remembered that I promised to liveblog OMC on here, but it's on my computer and Tumblr is on my phone, so I will not have screenshots. Let us begin.

Oh shit do I have to know how to code for this?

[call]

"Do not experiment" okay Dexter. If you say so.

Ooh nooo, termination. Don't click anything. My ears are genuinely clogged and I can't hear shit even with my headphones, so I won't be the best at following orders. Captions would be very helpful for this game, especially because I like to mute my games and listen to my music.

Uhhh, I tried to go back and it opened another window.

Two troubleshooting links don't work, so I guess I'm using the first one even though the error codes are different.

CRITICAL FAILURE? I THOUGHT I TYPED IN THE THING.

Oh I forgot a space my bad.

DOES IT FUCKING LOOK LIKE I'M PLAYING MINESWEEPER YOU AQUATIC CUNT

[arg-enby]

sorry, Wavy, that was rude. I'm trying to do my job. And yes, I would like help. I suck at Minesweeper.

....and now I feel bad. Thank you Wavy. I'm sorry Wavy.

fuuuck I don't know how to play Minesweeper.

ERRORS CORRECTED. BOOYAH.

Actually they lied to me. It's still offline. "Have you used all your clues?" I thought you were supposed to give me clues, Wavy. We're supposed to be friends.

Maybe it's because the error code is different. What if we do sweep 7.6?

Never mind. Critical failure. Sorry, Dexter. Back to minesweeper. Errors corrected, you say?

No phonebook for the demo? But...but the numbers. They call to me. No dialpad. I get it, no calls right now, but I can see three phone numbers and I want to call them.

EVERY TIME I TRY TO RETURN IT TAKES ME BACK TO I UNDERSTAND.

Ooh, call transcripts under settings? This is kind of what I wanted when I said I wanted captions. Very helpful!

Ohh, there are two other drills that are not currently available. I understand now. Not sure what the arrow box does. I might join the Discord, but I probably won't donate to the Kickstarter because I'm about to start college and I need the money. You understand.

OH THOSE NUMBERS AT THE TOP AREN'T PHONE NUMBERS. I'm stupid. Those are the drills.

I tried to mess up Minesweeper, but I don't think it's possible. Oh well. Maybe in the full game it'll do something.

Yess Wavy I've retraced my steps. I've clicked all the buttons I could find. Give me clues. Aaand nothing. No more clues. Okay.

I got a silly little picture of all the Wavys talking at once, but this is my first run until I hear something about Easter Eggs. I'm not super thrilled with this, but it's a good demo.

What have we learned?

Dexter's right all the time.

Wavy is the best orca in the whole wide world and has never done anything wrong.

Neither of these observations will be proven wrong in the full game.

I UNDERSTAND.