(THERESA FROSTAD EGGESBO, 24, CIS WOMAN, SHE/HER) ⋆ : ⊱ another gold tooth kid trending, let me guess - this time it’s CRICKET GLENDALE? the JOURNALIST & TALK SHOW HOST they tend to call the THE FACADE of that insane group of rich kids? they’re best known for… c’mon, you remember. oh? HER FATHER WHO HAS A SECRET SECOND FAMILY? oh, i meant something like: CO-HOST OF ‘THE OPINION’… but, if that’s isn’t the first thing to come to mind, i don’t blame you. to be fair, they’re usually known for being -REPRESSED & -CALCULATED, but the paparazzi also tend to leave out that they’re +STUDIOUS & +ORGANIZED. after all, they’ve been part of the gold tooth kids AFTER EARNING THEIR PLACE, a questionable reputation is bound to precede them. things are sure to get ARGUMENTATIVE now that they’re back in LA for the summer… speaking of which, i’m betting they’ll request JUST FINE BY MARY J. BLIGE at the wedding, that’s their song after all. maybe you’ll start to picture A GOLDEN FOUNTAIN PEN when you hear their name. ⊰ : ⋆ (✏ aspen, twenty-four, they/them, gmt +1.)
what everyone knows
cricket is generally remembered for her less than ordinary name. what people also remember is mostly her father, patrick glendale, who ran for president two elections ago on the republican ticket. that didn’t work out at all, but it did make the glendale name quite something in politics. cricket studied journalism (her father was less than impressed, he wanted her to go into politics) and was then asked right out of high school to co-host ‘the opinion’ (like the view) and share her conservative views. cricket isn’t as conservative as her father but on that panel, she seems very much so. she is known to be quite uptight but she can also be every bit the son of a bitch her father is. she is a devout christian. after high school, she now lives part time in los angeles and part time in new york city, new york where ‘the opinion’ is taped.
what her closest friends know
cricket loves to shop, which is something you may not guess from her general practical wear. she however loves a good power suit and has many of them. she also looks amazing in them. cricket can barely hide the fact that she has zero interest in men, which is something you notice when you’re closer to her. she’ll deny it until she goes blue in the face, but you know... there is something there. she goes to church every sunday and as far as you know, she’s a virgin. she’s not, but she was until two years ago. she also really loves children and wants them. she has a coin collection and a stamp collection. she inherited them from her grandfather and continues to build them. she actually was a high school cheerleader as well, mostly to make her mother proud.
what no one knows
no one knows she is gay - not even her best friend who knows everything else there is to know about her. aside from that, she has been known to make use of an escort service in new york as she doesn’t want to be outed. she also loathes two out of three of her co-hosts - the bleeding-heart liberals. barf. she also knows about her father’s ‘other’ family as the only one in her own family. she has no idea that she has a half-sibling but she has seen her father’s texts to his other ‘wife’. he pays her generous amounts of money to keep quiet.
