untittled

random posts, thoughts, reblogs, and stuff that doesnt usually go on my normal blog. "I failed you as a father" -my dad. Main is @argus223

[vimbry-moved]

bears

[dogpuppy]

[gumi-megpoidd]

why so jolly? -the christmaser

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literally what compelled me to do this. why did i do this

[diabetic-best-bi]

@guiltiest-gear

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leave this post alone. how are you finding this again

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WHO BROUGHT THE CHRISTMASER BACK

[argus-after-dark]

A girl without her wings is like a penis without its angel.

take it or leave it.

[suppermariobroth]

An extremely rare and bizarre glitch may occur while waiting for a multiplayer race in Mario Kart World, whereby the player will randomly change characters and vehicles with the same kind of visual effect used when Kamek turns the player into a generic enemy character, except the character will not be one that Kamek can normally turn players into. Note Waluigi randomly turning into Daisy in the footage.

According to reports, this glitch appears to prefer Daisy for an unknown reason, switching characters either to Daisy or Baby Daisy most commonly.

Main Blog | Patreon | Twitter | Bluesky | Small Findings | Source: raidinator20

[argus-after-dark]

This is what hit RT game in the Daisy music vid. Obviously.

[simpsonsknowledge]

Homer is simultaneously lovable and reprehensible and is the primary catalyst behind much of the show’s best moments.

[argus-after-dark]

I thought you meant like, the guy who codified the odyssey.

[beardedmrbean]

I just want to love you

[a-wild-haggis]

[21chrysanthemums]

great tag addition by sepulchritude

[neuronflyeater]

[goofybunnysblog]

Girl who is uncontrollably horny, but not for sex itself; rather, for the intimacy that sex provides and the knowledge it gives her that someone out there appreciates her body for what it is>>>

[argus-after-dark]

I wonder how many rice grains you could put in someone's pillow before they notice. I think like 100

[argus-after-dark]

I am a machine that turns obvious curbs into faceplanted sidewalks.

frisk is just a fucking baby. and everyone just monologues at them

[mtvmakesmewannasmokecrack]

alphys: you know i… i used to hate myself, before you came along. i don’t know… i don’t want to use you to boost my self esteem but i just want to say… thanks, you know? for giving me a little more confidence, i guess. you’re really special to me

frisk: *is five years old*

[sweet-dreams-are-made-of-my-dick]

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World Heritage Post

[the-everything-remover]

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[susielesbianism]

Its first notes 🥹

[zooliminology]

Is the body from a queen possible to consume? As in, will it damage any internal structures from attempting it, or be poisonous? Along with that, would it be possible to derive any nutrients from a queen? Also, how would they taste? I am wondering how edible these creatures would be on certain food as a garnish or seasoning, and this would benefit me greatly.

Cheers! - Argus

A Queen's form is capable of fitting through almost any space, including your mouth. But doing so would be highly unrecommended unless you wanted to feel like your entire digestive system was filled with Pop Rocks. There would not be any benefits to doing so, as you would most likely not be able to digest one either. It could likely escape a human body extremely easily.

Additionally, good luck attempting to eat a Queen in the first place.

[argus-after-dark]

Now how would they taste. My notepad is at the ready!

[sexybritishllama]

the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s

[sexybritishllama]

i have seen a bizarrely high number of replies to this post saying ‘okay but you have to take into account people’s preferences and dietary restrictions!!!’ so i just wanted to take the time to clarify that my original one (1) paragraph tumblr joke post was in fact an entirely comprehensive guide to trip planning, you should NOT take into account food allergies or accessibility or general basic preferences of your friends at all, there are absolutely no further nuance or considerations that need to be made beyond what i originally wrote

i have a friend with peanut allergies so every time we go somewhere i make sure to take my peanut car that is made up of thousands of peanut shells glued together and then for activities all of us take turns throwing peanuts at her and then we have peanut butter for dinner. everyone loves it

[telemna-hyelle]

Suddenly remembered that one time I was coming home from the Ren Faire dressed as OOT Zelda, and we stopped off to eat at iHop, and there was a dad with two little girls there. And mentally i was like 'hohoho perhaps the girls will be excited to see A Princess, as I would have at that age' but what happened instead was the dad saw me and his eyes went REALLY wide and he gasped and said "PRINCESS ZELDA??????"

[argus-after-dark]

[skels-pixel-art]

please wait while he travels across your dash, he's on a very important mission

[elexecution]

they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything

[ilovedirt]

subpoena

[virtualgirladvance]

tumblr

[earhartsease]

alcohol

[beltsquid]

war thunder forums

[argus-after-dark]

Food Drug Administration