I Am Not Normal

Had to make this blog to hide my simpery now that my mom has a Tumblr. He/They, 21

[sillyselfshipping]

Reblog this to support the selfship(s) of the person you reblogged it from!

[i-love-the-villain]

Imagine finding a piece of clothing your F/O's lying about. Maybe it's a simple scarf or their over-the-top overcoat... either way, it's unusual for your F/O to leave something of theirs just out and about...

You know they're out on business and won't be back for awhile and... you can't help yourself. You snag the clothing item and hold onto it nervously, feeling impossibly heavy consequences laying in the palms of your hands.

Maybe you consider wearing it yourself or just putting it back before you do anything you regret... but you can't help yourself from going a little step further and bring it to your face...

It smells just like them.

Their perfume/cologne of choice lingers heavily over the garment and it has your ears going hot and your stomach squirming in excitement.

Do they smell clean, crisp and fresh like a warm day at the beach? Or is it more of a musky undertone with a zest of citrus or fir on top? Or is it smokey and dangerous, just like them? Perhaps its more fruity or floral or spicy, leaving an exotic but wholly unique flare that's all their own?

Either way, you're so distracted that you don't notice your F/O return. They caught you red handed but you're on Cloud 9... and maybe they even become flustered seeing you indulging yourself... so rather than embarrass you or put you on the spot to make you out as a fool.... they choose to slink in unnoticed and latch themselves around your back.

I mean, it's only fair they get to enjoy taking a sniff at the base of your neckor testing a light lick across your cheek... tit for tat, after all~ 😏

[vergils-beloved]

it's june! happy pride month to all queer selfshippers and all queer f/os! you are all so very loved <3

[rotruff]

What kind of monster would your f/o or s/i be?

Vampire

Werewolf

Ghost

Dragon

Zombie

Mermaid ( / Adjacent )

Phoenix

Other / Car Salesman

Voting ended onMay 12

cr - sisterlucifergraphics , proship + adjacent dni and don’t repost

[deathofthespider]

imagine your f/o's pupils dilating everytime they look at you 😵‍💫

[syistoppedgivingafuck]

i had a vision.

[eclipxium]

are they gay? not sure. are they hopelessly and entirely devoted to each other? i think we have enough evidence to say yes

[theadventuresofclutchpowers]

stare at f/o for 5 entire hour everyday☝️

[dreams-and-honor]

When you're not paying attention to an f/o and the whole time they're just looking at you like

[pr*ship DNI]

[elartistasmuse]

[ari-fire-selfships]

oh my god my last post got marked for community guidelines. TUMBLR THEYRE NOT EVEN DATING THEYRE YEARNING AND PINING BUT THEY DONT FUCK

[ari-fire-selfships]

Been getting back into rp lately, found a pal who's willing to write vash lol. Have goobers cuddling morning after game night :]

[nonhumanselfship]

If you emit light in any way: Imagine f/o calling on you whenever they need a light!

BONUS: Maybe f/o doesn't even need a light, but purposefully finds some way to make an excuse to call you for it (cutting out the power, going somewhere dark and "forgetting" a flashlight, etc).

[have-an-fo-who]

Do you have an F/O who you love very very much? 🤨

Do you have an F/O who you love very very much?

I do

I do not

Voting ended onFeb 14

[deltamel]

vash only touching you with his prosthetic hand because, although it holds sensation, it somehow feels less personal. like the distance he needs but can't force himself to take. and concealment of his affection that his flesh would betray.

[have-an-fo-who]

Do you have an f/o that practically the entire fandom thinks is "overrated"?

Do you have an F/O who practically the entire fandom thinks is "overrated"?

I do

I do not

Voting ended onFeb 1

[painwithoutplot]

you gotta love a character with a purpose and you gotta love it when that purpose is "sword" or "shield" or "stress toy"