unpaid court jester

Where Terg-Verde reblogs stuff and yells // I talk in the tags // tme

[fanonical]

normalise being bad at roofs in minecraft. normalise not being able to make an aesthetically pleasing roof to save your life in minecraft.

[netheritenugget]

Normalize just digging into the side of a mountain to avoid making roofs in Minecraft

[wolfbeware]

yall need me to tap the sign?

here’s a roof guide that i use because i used to be shit

i dont remember the source, b/c ive had this for like years, but i suggest messing around with these roofs with different shapes/sizes of buildings

in fact, you can mix and match and have one roof with a side room with a different roof on it

honestly, have fun

[pixiis-blog]

I’ve had these saved for a long time and unfortunately don’t know the source either, but here are the other tutorials from this artist if anybody is interested!

[apocryphics]

oh ok

[gorps]

[exeuntstormtroopers]

“Why would you stop in hell?” has changed my brain chemistry

[sacred-portal]

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[kushblazer666]

[catmanbowser]

Im fucking losing it over this entry. Don't get mad.

[pahlawangitarsibocchi]

Indonesian Railways

[tamamita]

[tamamita]

[junk-thunder]

that edible you took three years ago is about to kick in

[dogpuppy]

[womanguy]

why does uber give me notifications like “hey… do you wanna take an uber rn?” As if I’m ever just chilling like yeah a $40 car ride would go crazy right now

[pipermintz-deactivated20260402]

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

[eternalfarnham]

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

[atelierpenny-deactivated2024121]

wyd after smoking this

[stealthrockdamage-deactivated20]

[unclefather]

[389]

noise artist Industry Standard’s performance on a live fox news broadcast

[autosadist]

this 4 year old asked me "do you know what dogs hate?" and i said "i dunno, what do dogs hate?" and she replied "they hate when strangers take them away and take all their skin off"

[grox]

Oh its black friday lets make itttttttt 20 dollars off somerhing that costs 180 dollars that'll make eveeyrone jerk off everywhere and jiss everywhere over and rub it into the carpet from grinding all over the carpet after nutting