Eternal Princess Warfare

it/she supreme princess of my blog

[adastrabbit]

[swanlakereturns]

a real bpd master can be jealous of something she didn't want to begin with

[flipchild]

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[braised-princess-meat]

cute girls don't exist. it's just not possible.

[acidgirl]

this line delivery has lived in my head for 10 years

[acidgirl]

Just One Guy, Just One Spider-Man… -OR Woman?!? We don’t Know; ….forsure.

[katiemya]

[ledlentsea]

Fromsoftware Dolls

[rimdora]

girls keep trying to crack me open so they can feast on my delectable doll ichor

[blasesaint]

[realshy]

celebrate women's wins

[werewolvesnearyou]

i've never liked anyone this much before

[vulpes-aestatis]

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

[thecactifindahome]

[bbbutterfingers]

you’re doomed, there’s nothing I can do 

[bbbutterfingers]

100k notes on kiss you stupid. thanks for making my ocs immortal 😊

[puapka]

[crescentalice]

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

[bourtange]

republicans: homeless people should be ground into sausage and fed to schoolchildren

democrats: persons experiencing houselessness should be ground into sausage and fed to schoolchildren

[txttletale]

this post posits a utopian world where either of these parties would support feeding schoolchildren, making it a masterclass in "hopepunk"

[aroaessidhe]

It’ll be a long, slow game. They’ll hunt us fiercer than they ever hunted each other—but somehow I don’t think you’ll mind.

red cosplayer: @the-blaze-empress, 📷 jeffmeinsmith

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