no new fronds

demon visiting america from the sixth layer of hell

[officialunitedstates]

what’s smokey the bear’s angle?  why’d they put so many muscles on him?  am i supposed to believe that ugly bear is going to beat me up if i burn yellowstone down?

[giveyouhale]

Smokey the Bear is not for Yellowstone. He’s for the Smokey Mountains, that’s why his name is SMOKEY the Bear.

[officialunitedstates]

you trying to tell me theres a second yellowstone bear out there?  he have muscles too?

[officialunitedstates]

cant have an opinion these days without people either agreeing with you or disagreeing with you

[arianaventilatte]

holy fuck this is true

[thefeelofavideogame]

[arianaventilatte]

and she lived happily ever after

[arianaventilatte]

looking through my earliest tumblr posts and jfc i was literally live blogging the secret life of the american teenager finale 

[whimslcott-deactivated20151122]

girls reblog if you love it when guys do this

leave

[newwavehesperiandeathhorse]

[arianaventilatte]

just going through my college life tag and love how I remember exactly what party I was talking about here even though it was a few months ago

[arianaventilatte]

and I STILL FUCKIN REMEMBER

[kingjaffejoffer]

[arianaventilatte]

kinda wish my brother or literally ANYONE in my extended family was queer so it would be easier to come out and I won't literally be the one queer person in my entire enormous family on both fucking sides hahahaha

[arianaventilatte]

being queer around the holidays fucking sucks fuck everyone hahahahahhahahahahaahahha uckkkkkk

[arianaventilatte]

Wow I just got soooooo close to coming out on FB but I deleted it last minute :)))))) wow kill me rn :))))))

[arianaventilatte]

Sarahah - Allie O'Brien

Sarahah

ask me anything bbies

[lightlydodie-deactivated2018120]

hey uhh if anyones still confused theres nothing nsfw about being gay there are gay kids and if you think puppy love between straight kids is cute but puppy love between gay kids is gross then you are in fact homophobic

[mbti-info]

The biggest INFP feel is spending the whole day with friends and then getting home late, and instead of going to bed you have to stay up for a couple hours of “me” time before you can actually sleep, regardless of how late it is already

[lagoonas-deactivated20220915]

when will tumblr give us color coded text i wanna talk shit in pink

[fivelungs-blog]

mobile takes long enough to load I don’t want to wait till the next ice age because y'all are aesthetic shitposting in chartreuse comic sans

[pochowek]

yall like “I wanna die” like a broken record but a buncha clowns come over wanting to kill you and youre all shitting your pants. hypocrites you are

[flanneldragon]

the day i let fuckin bozo stab me to death is the day i die, pal

[elysiadragon]

well yeah thats how being stabbed to death works

[flanneldragon]

dont make fun of me dude what if a girl sees this

[unclefather]

Doubtful also why do I have to read this with my own eyes and brain