Talk to me about what the Avengers do for Pride!
My mouth literally dropped in happiness oh my god oKAY (and since I realistically can’t include everyone, people are free to add their own pride headcanons!!!)
Tony and T’Challa fund multiple pride marches and groups, and you can bet your butt that they’ll go around meeting people in those groups and marching in the parades.
You think Tony Stark hasn’t wrapped himself in a demi/bi flag combo and climbed on top of a parade float while shooting pride shirts at people??? Think again.
Thor, a Pan Icon and the true Lesbian Ally™, goes on a huge bar crawl with Loki (aka a True Bi/Pan Genderfluid Icon) and Valkyrie (aka the Bi Alcoholic. A Bicoholic, if you will). They bring Bruce (Mr. “I’m Unsure of My Label but I’m Probably Labeling Myself as Bi”) and the group gets smashed and at one point they end up at a gay bar. Bruce gets hit on and doesn’t know what to do. Valkyrie and Thor hop over to the lesbian bar across the street and buy rounds for everyone. Loki disappears into the bathroom for a suspicious amount of time but out of respect (and because he doesn’t want to know), Thor doesn’t ask about Loki’s tousled hair or the fact that his shirt is on backwards.
Peter Parker ohhhh my god. My bi trans son has such a blast at Pride and this time because he’s in costume. MJ and Ned are at Pride and everyone starts screaming because in comes Spiderman wrapped in Pride gear and buttons and at some point someone gives him a microphone and Pete goes, “Hey, friendly neighborhood spiderman here letting you know that I like to swing both ways.” MJ groans. Everyone else cheers.
Oh God the Guardians are all bi or pan (and Mantis is ace!!! And Nebula is a lesbian!!!) and they decide they’re going to throw a fireworks display for everyone in the galaxy to see.
By this, Peter Q meant “let’s set off, you know, fireworks!”
What Rocket meant: “Let’s blow up some spaceships filled with fireworks!!!”
They blew up 500 spaceships, more or less, and the entire sky was a whole mess of colors. Gamora didn’t even bother yelling because honestly? It was kind of cute how much the others were into it and she had to admit, it was pretty beautiful (even Nebula agreed, even if she rolled her eyes as she said it).
I mean, of course Steve paints his shield blue, pink, and purple for bi colors . And of course Bucky asked for a bi colored arm from Shuri.
Shuri immediately pulls it out because she’s been making a Pride Collection of various weapons. Her favorite named one: her “aros”.
Wanda and Vision make cupcakes and cookies that they love to pass around. There are all types of pride themed colors and themes (like “ace in space” cookies or “les-bean” cupcakes with various pink jelly beans). They’re actually really good, and the two like sneaking some cookies for themselves (although for some reason, they can’t find their own plate that they set aside for themselves).
Sam, Rhodey, Natasha, and Clint all have a picnic with appropriately themed cookies and cupcakes that were completely unrelated to the desserts mentioned above and definitely were not stolen.
