Ari/Riv

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Franklin: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.

Adams: If? Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and he might not even die.

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Franklin: Okay, help me please!

Adams: We've got two words for you.

Franklin: I bet it won't be helpful

Jefferson: Your problem.

Franklin: Ugh, I was right.

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Hamilton: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Lafayette, sobbing: You NEED to stop

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Burr, writing in his diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

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Hamilton: On a scale from 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?

Laurens: Pi.

Hamilton: Pi?

Laurens: Low level but never ending.

Hamilton:

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Burr: I can't mansplain manipulate manwhore my way out of this one.

Burr: Manslaughter it is

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Washington: I made you all playlists!

Washington: Hamilton, yours has only heavy metal and is dark like your soul.

Washington: Laurens, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your overwhelming depression.

Washington: And Tallmadge has the ABBA Gold album

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Hamilton: Every time I say these three words I mean them more and more.

Tallmadge: We dem boys

Laurens: I eat bugs

Harrison: What the fuck

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Hale: Self care is like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up, or taking a nice warm nap.

Hamilton: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. Self care is the fear in your enemies' eyes.

Tallmadge: Self care is stealing someone's birthday cake just to eat the frosting.

Laurens: If you touch my birthday cake I will make you eat your hands

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Hamilton, lying in bed seductively: why don't you come join me, hot stuff?

Eliza: Alexander please, we are in Ikea, people are staring

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*playing twister*

Lafayette: Right hand red.

Laurens: *ends up on top of Hamilton*

Hamilton: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Lafayette: I stopped spinning 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

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Burr: Let's write Hamilton a friendly note, shall we? Dear... Incompetent... Dumbass...

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Adams: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Jefferson, through tears: Please just say fuck

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Laurens: Why does no one write to me?

Laurens: *gets a letter*

Laurens: What the fuck do you want

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Laurens: I was wondering why the bullet kept getting bigger and bigger. And then it hit me.

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Laurens, watching Hamilton sleep: God, he looks so peaceful when he's asleep.

Meade, uncapping a sharpie: And vulnerable.