Sick and full of pride

arizona/16/punk rocker

[arisagan]

Text: Bad Bitch™

JD: hate is an emotion

JD: i guess murder is the next step. Shame. I told myself I was done riding in police cars.

JD: now THAT sounds messy.

Ari: when the fuck have you ever ridden in a police car?????

[djmasterford-blog]

“Road rash is a bitch.”

[arisagan]

“You look like you were brutally stabbed. Fuck, what happened?”

[arisagan]

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JD: your words would probably hurt if I didn't know that you secretly love me.

JD: okay but anyway crushes are stupid how do I become immune?

JD: you seem to be immune to the full spectrum of human emotion. How do I become you, O Wise Arizona?

Ari: ew gross. i don't do emotions

Ari: by killing him or fucking him

Ari: both are messy, both give you a high

Ari: by swallowing your emotions and bottling them up until you explode

[arisagan]

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JD: then the prosecutor is screwed

JD: one day you'll admit that we're friends, and the whole fucking town will implode.

Ari: hah waiting for that joke

Ari: you're very predictable

Ari: and you have a vivid imagination

[arisagan]

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JD: ur screwed, dude.

JD: it's new to me then. I guess I'll google it.

JD: are you admitting that we're friends?

Ari: not if i fuck the prosecuter

Ari: google it up

Ari: no

[arisagan]

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JD: that's a hate crime against Care Bears.

JD: huh. that's... new.

JD: friendship is only boring if you have boring friends.

JD: I'll always be a jealous ho, it's in my nature.

Ari: the prosecution will nail me to the ground

Ari: not really; been around longer than most

Ari: do you consider yourself not boring then?

Ari: you're entire life is one of a jealous ho

[arisagan]

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JD: that's a hate crime

JD: what?

JD: you'll do it just for shits and giggles and that's good enough for me. Crushes are gross.

JD: okay but the WHAT THING?

JD: friendship maybe? Don't be such a slut Z.

Ari: i'm half black; they'll figure out i wasn't being racist eventually

Ari: asexuality: the inability to be sexually attracted to people

Ari: or some shit

Ari: I'm not a fucking dictionary. Look it up

Ari: friendship is boring to a certain point

Ari: being a slut leads to orgasms; don't be a jealous ho

[arisagan]

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JD: I am a fucking carebear. I'll hug the shit out of u don't test me.

JD: idk how to explain it dude I just don't... want sex. Like ever. Ew.

JD: but anyway punch me in the face.

Ari: I'll set you on fire

Ari: asexuality

Ari: I mean I will, but not for having a crush

Ari: still don't get the asexuality thing

Ari: what else are people good for?

[arisagan]

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JD: you're gay. fight me.

JD: ew no I just wanna like, hold his hand or some shit. I hate it feelings are gross. I hate his dimples for being cute.

JD: also he's super older. Like a grad student. I'm just his kid sister's friend.

JD: you're shit at advice.

Ari: only like 99% of the time

Ari: hold his hand? are you a carebear?

Ari: oooh. a man with experience

Ari: fuck him harder then

[arisagan]

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JD: this is literally so stupid.

JD: there's a boy. He's cute. Really cute. I hate him.

JD: punch me so hard I forget what he looks like.

Ari: lol you're gay

Ari: just kidding, but guys are attractive occasionally

Ari: fuck him

Ari: get it over with

[arisagan]

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JD: Z, I have a problem and I need u to just punch me in the face.

Arizona: don't have to ask me twice

Arizona: what's up?

[karteralexeiandropov-blog]

Due to the dare of a lovely friend of mine, i got a tinder. And I’m fairly certain no one is going to swipe right. How heavily should i photoshop my profile picture?

[arisagan]

“Just enough that it’s obviously photoshopped and girls still won’t swipe right.”

[djmasterford-blog]

“Maybe I’ll learn it in college.”

[arisagan]

“That’s a fucking long shot.”

[djmasterford-blog]

“You’re telling the wrong man to do that shit.”

[arisagan]

“It’s a valuable skill to learn.”

[dailyhouse]

[arisagan]

You're given $1 million dollars. How do you spend it?

College. For me, JD, Darcy, and Freya.

[djmasterford-blog]

“Procrastinating my life away.”

[arisagan]

“Learn to fucking improvise.”