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lizkreates

Mad with boop power! I felt inspired.

hawthorn-mori

OMG LOL???

Taking a brief break to record progress

The boop meter seems to progrsss on a scale of

30 > 100 > 300 > 700 > MAX > LOL > OMG

Of gives, the appearance only changes based on gives, but the revived seems to follow the same process

Additionally there are two badges I’ve unlocked so far! Let’s see if there’s more, I doubt so since staff seem to have all the badges pre unlocked

Edit

Yall don’t even know what fucked up shits been going on

Edit 2

Ladies and Gentlemen and Y’all else who may

We got a tumblr

See it in its original splendour down there

Also peep the freaked out screenshot I accidentally took when I saw it for the first time

The order seems to be

30 > 100 > 300 > 700 > MAX > LOL > OMG > WOW > *-* > WHY > PLZ > AAA > ;_; > 0_0 > T_T > <33 > TUM/BLR

edit 3

I didn’t use an autoclicker because I started at 2am when it dropped, had no idea it was April fools, got an instant adrenaline high that lasted for four straight hours (the blood pressure has not done my legs any good) and just went apeshit

If you do this manually like me, I thoroughly recommend using a gaming controller, or anything with a trigger input on pc, I have a steamdeck so I used that. You’ll also be there for at least 6 hours ngl.

I probably could’ve been more efficient but I didn’t want to over spam people and wanted to fairly distribute clicks, have fun!

freelanceplatypus

How it feels waking up when you were in bed before April 1st hit.

horserad-ish

reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”

For little me.

Don’t give up hope.

You move out. You figure out how to survive by yourself and you hold up a family and a half on your shoulders. You’re braver, you stand up to your parents, and you don’t take their bullshit anymore. Gender stops being real and you can do what you want. The euphoria you feel from being non-binary makes surviving university worth it. You’re ace/fraysexual. Purple is a good colour, and pink isn’t that offensive. You fall in love, and your heart breaks when it’s over, but you fall in love again and that one sticks. Marriage isn’t a prison sentence, it’s a friendship contract with secret handshakes. You adopt your partner’s cat. You get more tattoos. The food you make quickly becomes someone’s favourite thing to eat. You graduate - thrice. You get diagnosed with BPD, and the doctor gives you meds for it. It helps a little. You can get out of bed in the mornings now. You pour your money into hobbies that make you happy. Your friends still love you. Your barber cuts your hair without you having to fumble through conversation or explanation of what you want. Sometimes, people think you’re cool. You buy an overpriced mattress and a weighted blanket, and it’s the best thing you’ve ever purchased. You don’t become a doctor. You don’t become a nurse, or a medic. You never really wanted that, but I know it feels like you’re letting everyone down. It’s not true though because your friends don’t care what you do, as long as you’re okay. You’re going to be a teacher. You smoke weed now, and it’s not as bad as you thought it was going to be. You’re heavier, but you’re stronger. Your shoulders get too broad for your custom suits. You’ve got a whole life plan to run away and buy an island to build a little gay commune.

#words of a pomegranate

slowspinningredemption

Can you rate the planets, incl. the sun and moon?

I rate them all 100/10 but I can provide some commentary:

sun: very good. beautiful. stunning. wonderful colours. very hot, very impressive. gives many good things. a star just like her name. gives and gives. out there looking fine and giving life for us. I respect her a lot.

mercury: a hot little dude!! very brave. very close to the sun, out there barrelling around in the heat like a badass. small and very cute.

venus: majestic. see her in the night sky a lot and always have a moment. a constant presence I remember often, glittering away in the night sky. gorgeous and knows it.

earth: my main babe. love her a lot. does so much for us. beautiful, radiant, full of surprises. the home of almost everything I love. a little blue dot in the vastness of space which means everything. would get into fisticuffs in her honour.

moon: comforting & romantic. love seeing her in the night sky. makes me think a lot about existence and stuff. big and bright and a friend to someone like me who is very often nocturnal. I like to hold a mirror up to her so she can see her reflection unbroken by waves and the ripple of water. she deserves to see how beautiful she is.

mars: another frequent sight in the clear night sky. glitters ever so slightly red. powerful and constant. makes me clench my fists in defiance of the existential questions. wonderful howling storms and the resting place of many of our favourite robots. I like to wave at them.

jupiter: stripy gas giant. one of my favourites to read about as a kid because the sheer size was something I couldn’t comprehend. elusive and mysterious. storms that last for centuries. I stand in awe.

saturn: another planet that fascinated me due to the size. comprehensible and majestic. amazing rings. beautiful colour gradient. winds of over 1,000mph (I cannot even imagine). if I could visit any planet I think it would be this one.

uranus: my ruling planet. has a funny name but is named after a Greek god so ridicule if you dare! gorgeous colours. the coldest planet in the solar system which makes sense because “uranus” is a very deep blue word. a calm planet.

neptune: a mysterious lady, not visible to the unaided eye. existing out there with a year worth over 100 earth years. maths found her, which is cool. cold and with violent winds. untamed and wild. I wonder what her skies look like.

pluto: my baby. I grew up learning of nine planets in the solar system; I cannot change this. our small sibling, way out in space. white & bright & very loved. has mountains, which is always a plus. will always be a planet in my heart.

gay-poseidon-deactivated2025051

honestly, I think it’s a lot more funny than it actually is

flamingrainbowzofawesome

The Evolution of a Meme

shpore

how could u forget…

wulfgurlz

the holy trinity

halcyonlauren

thor: everyone from Asgard is bisexual.

peter parker: lowkey??

thor: yes, my brother is as well.

queentab

zipscribs

a comic about someone who gets a visit from the reaper a bit sooner than expected, but has someone whos been waiting for them

Hey, do you like my art? Help support me and buy me a coffee! ko-fi.com/zipper ❤️

zipscribs

shibbabes

acreaturecalledgreed

ive been laughing about gerenuks for the past 20 minutes i just

look at this dude

Look

im gonna fucking pee

tinypapyrus

@everdawnarts

it returns

rebelmeg

I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THESE CREATURES UNTIL NOW

animalrates

socialistguineapigs

Wait for it…

autumngracy

Who wants to guess how many bags of peaches are in my dad’s freezer?

autumngracy

The answer is:

Too fucking many

This is gonna make … a lot of jam …….

autumngracy

So, I managed to fit all but one big bowl of peaches into the two stock pots …

autumngracy

An hour and a half later, here they are simmering away …

How long is it gonna take to reduce them to jam, you ask?? Fuck if I know at this size lmao

autumngracy

In case you were wondering, it is, in fact, longer than 5 hours, as I am still stirring this jam over the oven :) :) :)

Oh and also there was another large bowl of peaches in the other fridge that I did not see until later, so I did not in fact fit ALL the peaches into the stock pots

On a brighter note, the whole house smells like a Victorian Christmas dinner

autumngracy

Hello again friends, it is currently REAL JAMMING TIME and I have been in stirring hell for seven hours

Went through two whole containers of pectin and a bunch of cornstarch already and things are looking just PEACHY

autumngracy

So, uh, the first stock pot alone yielded 272 ounces, so I … may have accidentally made about 68 8oz jars of jam …… and I only had 36 jars …

Guess I’m going back to the store tomorrow … and going to have to join the local farmers market to sell them …

Anyway, TEN CONTINUOUS HOURS OF WORK LATER, here I am at around 3am sealing my first batch of jars … (entire other stock pot of jam lurks ominously in the background)

God, it’s like when you overestimate how much pasta you’re gonna end up with, only 300% worse

autumngracy

So I woke up today after sleeping like a log to fibd my dad had already gone back to the store (which is like 30 min away) and gotten me more jars because he saw that I needed them

As you can see one of those pachages is the wrong size jar (4oz) so we’ll see if I can fit all the jam into these suckers (plus the two 8oz ones I had leftover)

My dad also put all the jars of jam in the fridge, although since they were all properly sealed (aw yeah) was totally unnecessary lol

He said he accidentally dropped one on the way to the fridge but I checked and it amazingly A) didn’t break, and B) remained properly sealed, so hats off to Ball corp, and also me I guess

autumngracy

Update: WE BE JAMMIN’