x Aspiring Writer x

On Archive Of Our Own as Aristos_Achaion1734. On-Going Works: Friends- Sorry, Boyfriends* (FSB) 

[thelampofthemoment]

I spend most of my life just straight up forgetting that Dick Grayson isn’t canonically bisexual

[aristos-achaion1734]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice - All Media Types, Young Justice (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Tim Drake & Kon-El | Conner Kent, Tim Drake & Bruce Wayne, Bart Allen & Tim Drake & Kon-El | Conner Kent & Cassie Sandsmark Characters: Tim Drake, Kon-El | Conner Kent, Bruce Wayne, Wayne Enterprises Employees (mentioned), Bart Allen (mentioned), Cassie Sandsmark (mentioned) Additional Tags: Identity Reveal, Secret Identity, Identity Porn, Identity Issues, highschool, High school AU - Kind of? Not really, Tim Drake is Red Robin, Kon-El | Conner Kent is Superboy, Bruce Wayne is Batman, Bruce Wayne is a Good Parent, English Literature sucks, Author projecting hate of English Lit, Tim Drake is So Done, Good Friend Kon-El | Conner Kent, Kon-El | Conner Kent is confused, Poor conner Summary:

Tim is forced to get his High school diploma to be able to continue on as CEO. Fortunately, he gets to choose where he goes! And where else could he possible choose than Smallville High?

Too bad Conner can’t take a hint.

[aristos-achaion1734]

The link isn’t really working for me. So here’s it is: A Shattered Visage

[aristos-achaion1734]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice - All Media Types, Young Justice (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Tim Drake & Kon-El | Conner Kent, Tim Drake & Bruce Wayne, Bart Allen & Tim Drake & Kon-El | Conner Kent & Cassie Sandsmark Characters: Tim Drake, Kon-El | Conner Kent, Bruce Wayne, Wayne Enterprises Employees (mentioned), Bart Allen (mentioned), Cassie Sandsmark (mentioned) Additional Tags: Identity Reveal, Secret Identity, Identity Porn, Identity Issues, highschool, High school AU - Kind of? Not really, Tim Drake is Red Robin, Kon-El | Conner Kent is Superboy, Bruce Wayne is Batman, Bruce Wayne is a Good Parent, English Literature sucks, Author projecting hate of English Lit, Tim Drake is So Done, Good Friend Kon-El | Conner Kent, Kon-El | Conner Kent is confused, Poor conner Summary:

Tim is forced to get his highschool diploma to be able to continue on as CEO. Fortunately, he gets to choose where he goes! And where else could he possibly choose than Smallville High?

Too bad Conner can’t take a hint.

[thewaynemanner]

Yeet

Dick: So, why is Bruce mad at you?

Jason: Because I yeeted some lowlife off a roof.

Dick: *incoherent spluttering*

Jason: Dick, before you overreact, just give me a chance to explain. Okay?

Dick: Jesus Christ, Jason. *pinching the bridge of his nose to stave off the oncoming migraine* Fine, explain.

Jason: The bitch was empty.

Dick:

Dick: Jason, I really hope that isn't your explanation.

Jason: Do I have to spell it out for you, dickhead? The a-hole was already dead before I threw him off the roof! So I yeeted that empty bitch off the roof.

Dick: You can't just be throwing dead bodies off the roof, Jason! That's not okay! I shouldn't have to explain this to you, no one should have to explain this to you!

Jason: Yeah yeah yeah, Goldie. I already got the lecture from the Old Man, so you can save your breath.

Dick: Okay fine.

Dick: Where'd the dead body on the roof come from anyways?

Jason: Well, I shot the scumbag on the roof and that resulted in the dead body that I eventually yeeted off the roof.

Dick: ...

Tim: Is no one going to comment on the fact that he keeps saying "yeeted" when the past tense of 'yeet' is actually 'yote'.

Dick, trying not to combust: Not. Now. Tim.

[batfamstan4life]

Tim: I know everyone sees Jason as the edgy batboy just cause he smokes and kills people or whatever

*shows picture of jason smoking*

Tim: but I do crazy things that can result in bad health too

Tim: *eats raw cookie dough*

Tim: see I’m the real bad boy

[collectivefandomstuff]

Jason: Batman doesn’t scare me. No one does.

Jason: ...

Jason: Except the replacement when he's sleep-deprived.

Jason: [shudders]

-At the Manor-

Tim: [shuffles into the kitchen] Is there coffee? I haven't slept in like three days.

Dick: oh no

Tim: [conversationally, while pouring a cup of coffee] So, Dick. Going on thirty, huh?

Tim: I can sorta see it, I mean you have been getting a little wrinkly.

Tim: I guess we’re all getting older. Soon Damian will be a teenager and he’ll start hating you and leave

Tim: or just die and become a villain like Jason

Tim: Bruce will probably become even more cold and distant.

Tim: Alfred will die eventually I suppose

Dick: [sobbing] please just GO TO SLEEP

Tim: we’re all deeply broken individuals

[jasontheredhood]

Jason: Excuse me, I’m looking for Bruce Wayne? He’s kind of a surly, well-dressed gentleman…

[aristos-achaion1734]

Helpppppppppp

[aristos-achaion1734]

Is it just me, or...?

”Oh for the..” = this is an inconvenience but it’s minor

“Oh for the love of..” = this is/you are annoying me

“Oh for the love of god” = usually when someone is being completely incompetent

“Oh for the love of god and everything..” = I am actually getting really frustrated now

“Oh for the love of god and everything that is holy..” = get out of my fucking way right this second let ME do this shit.

“Oh for the love of god and everything that is holy in this godforsaken land” = a.k.a. the completed version. Used for something that brings great anger and pain. Like seeing the bus leave the bus stop just as you rush towards it.

[aristos-achaion1734]

How to plan a story 101: be incredibly vague, let it sit for a few days, then come back to it and be confused as hell. 

But honestly tell me that isn’t at least a little funny^^

[aristos-achaion1734]

I’m so fucking stupid???

I- I can remember the plot lines of basically every fic I’ve read that I enjoyed, but I cant fucking??? remember my the plot??? of my own fic??? I had to re-read the entire thing???

“I have eidetic memory“ she says, “honestly, my memory is near perfect.“

L i e s . 

[aristos-achaion1734]

[aristos-achaion1734]

Tim: Has anyone seen my Gucci sunglasses?

Jason: the fact that we're related makes me hate myself

Tim: Jason you're literally wearing my sunglasses

Jason: stealing from the rich is the only way I excuse not killing them

Tim:

Tim: I gift you the glasses. They are a gift from me, a rich person, to you, my brother. You're welcome.

Jason:

Jason: [chucks the sunglasses at Tim] Why do you have to ruin EVERYTHING?!

[batfamilyposts]

Damian: I think Father mixed up our school lunches. Look [holds up a post it that says “I love you so much”]

Cass: Oh, that explains this [reads post it that says “Please be good. For the love of God, be good”]

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

tonight’s obsession: circumstances that lead to the Batfamily giving up and calling an uber  

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

Tim Drake, whose brilliant plan to ride on top of a truck full of bad guy loot means that his motorcycle is currently 38 city blocks away: oh fuck this

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

Duke, at 3 AM on a 10 degree December night: I don’t get it, I thought we used parkour to get around 

Steph, huddling for warmth with Cass while Harper looks for their driver: you like frostbite, Signal? because that’s how you get frostbite. 

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

getting a selfie with the Red Hood is a rite of passage for rideshare drivers in Gotham. he’s an infamously polite passenger, likes small talk, tips generously, and will pay your cleaning fees if he happens to bleed on the upholstery. he has his real name on his account and more than one driver has noticed that it’s the same as Bruce Wayne’s dead kid, but no uber driver on earth is getting paid enough to bring it up. 

[sesquipedalian-aficionado]

I really love the headcanon that relatively a lot of average Gothamites have the information necessary to deduce the identity of all the Bats, but… ignorance is bliss. Especially when one of them saved your cousin’s life, like, yesterday. And also literally no one else in Gotham tips better.

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

some random driver, vividly remembering Spoiler politely asking if they could stop at 7-Eleven for a slurpee, Batgirl dozing off and snoring quietly behind her mask, and Red Robin very sheepishly fishing a crumpled fifty dollar bill out of his utility belt for a tip: the strong must protect the sweet

[batshitferalquotes]

Damian: Father, Tim sneaked back into the batcave yesterday and pulled an all nighter even when you specifically told him not to.

Tim: Hey! You promised that you wouldn’t tell!

Damian: Well, Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia and here we are. Welcome to the real world.

Bruce: I’m not sure what to prioritize, a toxic sleep cycle or my son comparing himself to Hitler.

[batshitferalquotes]

Jason: This is me being honest!

Dick: No, Jason. This is you being a psychopath.