a baby!

Darryl "Ari" Hulk Lokidottir. Daughter of Jotun Loki and Valkyrie. Seven years old.

[valkyriesuggests]

[Ari attacks someone]

Val: Sweetie!! What did mommy say about preying on those weaker than us??

[arisuggests]

I'm gonna learn cursive this year I think

[jotunlokisuggestion]

fuck yeah! :D

[arisuggests]

Then you can teach me to spell swear words and I'll be super cool!

[arisuggests]

I'm gonna learn cursive this year I think

[theseconddarryl]

Mom is being weird when I say Im a big boy????

[arisuggests]

mamas weird about a lot of things.

[arisuggests]

i want meat!

[theseconddarryl]

Me too

Like... a jam hotdog!

[arisuggests]

mmm... no jam. hot dog and ham!!

[theseconddarryl]

But jam is good!

[arisuggests]

but i don't want it now! just meat!!

[theseconddarryl]

Fine, I'll make myself a jam hotdog and you can have a boring plain one

[arisuggests]

and ham please :)

[arisuggests]

i want meat!

[theseconddarryl]

Me too

Like... a jam hotdog!

[arisuggests]

mmm... no jam. hot dog and ham!!

[theseconddarryl]

But jam is good!

[arisuggests]

but i don't want it now! just meat!!

[arisuggests]

i want meat!

[theseconddarryl]

Me too

Like... a jam hotdog!

[arisuggests]

mmm... no jam. hot dog and ham!!

[arisuggests]

i want meat!

[arisuggests]

very happy :)

[darryl-jacobson]

How come?

[arisuggests]

jacopo took me skating!!

[darryl-jacobson]

Oh he did? wow

[just-jacopo]

I only fell twice

[darryl-jacobson]

... you guys went... all by yourself???

[just-jacopo]

Mum was there too

[arisuggests]

i forgot that.

[just-jacopo]

.. You did?

[arisuggests]

we had a lot of fun!!

[arisuggests]

very happy :)

[darryl-jacobson]

How come?

[arisuggests]

jacopo took me skating!!

[darryl-jacobson]

Oh he did? wow

[just-jacopo]

I only fell twice

[darryl-jacobson]

... you guys went... all by yourself???

[just-jacopo]

Mum was there too

[arisuggests]

i forgot that.

[arisuggests]

very happy :)

[darryl-jacobson]

How come?

[arisuggests]

jacopo took me skating!!

[darryl-jacobson]

Oh he did? wow

[arisuggests]

i helped him not fall!!

[arisuggests]

very happy :)

[darryl-jacobson]

How come?

[arisuggests]

jacopo took me skating!!

[arisuggests]

very happy :)

[just-jacopo]

@ari-darrylhulklokidottir we're going to the skating rink

[arisuggests]

skating??

[just-jacopo]

Come on, you gotta get your shoes on

[arisuggests]

okay!!

[just-jacopo]

do you need help?

[arisuggests]

umm... yeah, i think

[just-jacopo]

@ari-darrylhulklokidottir we're going to the skating rink

[arisuggests]

skating??

[just-jacopo]

Come on, you gotta get your shoes on

[arisuggests]

okay!!

[just-jacopo]

@ari-darrylhulklokidottir we're going to the skating rink

[arisuggests]

skating??

[arisuggests]

try to get into the fridge on your own

[arisuggests]

*tries to gnaw through plastic to get to deli roast beef*

[just-jacopo]

Ari, what are you doing?

[arisuggests]

Getting snack!!