wine is OUT, flirting is IN

leader of the local PTA fight club //mod is percy, 20s, they/he/fae pronouns// please note this Val is very different from MCU canon Val and is only inspired by her origins up until becoming Queen of New Asgard.

[valkyriesuggests]

every now and then icarus comes home with a certain kind of look in her eye and i just know she's smuggled another weapon into the house

[valkyriesuggests]

Dale's been making me something every day for a week now.

[valkyriesuggests]

Okay something is wrong with me medically because I watched Dale make another one of his weird food combinations and it actually sounded decent.

[theseconddarryl]

Here you go mom

[valkyriesuggests]

... thank you, honey.

[theseconddarryl]

💕

[valkyriesuggests]

are you having fun on your break?

[theseconddarryl]

Yeah!

[valkyriesuggests]

That's good! Do you have any plans for today?

[theseconddarryl]

Im gonna go see Miguel

[valkyriesuggests]

Well, tell him I said hi.

[valkyriesuggests]

Okay something is wrong with me medically because I watched Dale make another one of his weird food combinations and it actually sounded decent.

[theseconddarryl]

Here you go mom

[valkyriesuggests]

... thank you, honey.

[theseconddarryl]

💕

[valkyriesuggests]

are you having fun on your break?

[theseconddarryl]

Yeah!

[valkyriesuggests]

That's good! Do you have any plans for today?

[valkyriesuggests]

Okay something is wrong with me medically because I watched Dale make another one of his weird food combinations and it actually sounded decent.

[theseconddarryl]

Here you go mom

[valkyriesuggests]

... thank you, honey.

[theseconddarryl]

💕

[valkyriesuggests]

are you having fun on your break?

[valkyriesuggests]

Okay something is wrong with me medically because I watched Dale make another one of his weird food combinations and it actually sounded decent.

[theseconddarryl]

Here you go mom

[valkyriesuggests]

... thank you, honey.

[valkyriesuggests]

Okay something is wrong with me medically because I watched Dale make another one of his weird food combinations and it actually sounded decent.

[valkyriesuggests]

I can't even remember the last time I was nauseous like this but oh boy

[valkyriesuggests]

I went and got more eggs from the grocery store myself and they smell off too. I'm gonna let Aragorn run loose in there tomorrow in revenge

[valkyriesuggests]

Hey who keeps bringing home rotten eggs from the store. Stop that. They smell like shit when they're cooking and then Ari tries eating them anyways

[jotunlokisuggestion]

...what I'm hearing is we acquired a free bio weapon if we sneak them into someone else's home.

[valkyriesuggests]

Oh we need to do that immediately you're a genius

[valkyriesuggests]

Hey who keeps bringing home rotten eggs from the store. Stop that. They smell like shit when they're cooking and then Ari tries eating them anyways

[valkyriesuggests]

Darryl: what state are you all in?

Val: severely depressed.

Icarus: perfection!

Jacopo: ... California?

[drawthisshitt]

I created a color palette challenge. Feel free to use it!

Have fun drawing :)

[valkyriesuggests]

school is back in session and so is the PTA fight club. its still glorious by the way

[just-jacopo]

I'm doing good! I'm a lot happier now

[valkyriesuggests]

I'm so proud of how far you've come.

[just-jacopo]

Thanks mom

[valkyriesuggests]

Of course!

[valkyriesuggests]

Icarus keeps rushing out to check the mail before anyone else can and thinks no one has noticed her .

[just-jacopo]

I'm doing good! I'm a lot happier now

[valkyriesuggests]

I'm so proud of how far you've come.