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formerly @naymna she/her • 27 • idiot 🤘 my dear, you deserve the services of a first-rate wizard, but I'm afraid you'll have to be glad of the aid of a second-rate pickpocket.

[turing-tested]

Sorry am on lsd. Shouldn't have told you 2 eat a sandwich. That is your decision not mine. Sorry

this ask is so awesome. my favorite part is I can't find the other ask they're apologizing for.

[ltwilliammowett]

Enamelled gold and pearl pendant in shape of a galleon, England or France, c. 1500 - 1600

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

[nevergiveupparis]

[fullafag]

[gmailconstruct]

primordial soup

[dykecinema]

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

[2colde]

how it genuinely feels

[bippus]

Fuckkkkkk

[guerrillatech]

[tekunoraizu]

[grox]

[madderhatter]

[dogpuppy]

[xanaxfarts]

[audreyhepburninblackandwhite]

Audrey Hepburn in "Funny Face" (1957)

[martineden666]

California, 1956

by Arthur Fellig (Weegee)

[theonion]

Eyes widening in awe as the 3D-rendered content appeared on his Instagram feed, local 38-year-old Derek Ludlow reported Wednesday that he felt genuinely inspired by an AI-generated video of a lion wearing a Rolex. “Holy shit, this cat’s got a big-ass watch, he’s wearing a tuxedo, and he’s smoking the fattest cigar I’ve ever seen,” Ludlow said to himself as he reposted the highly stylized reel with the caption “GOALS,” accompanied by three diamond emojis.

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[forkingandcottage-deactivated20]

via indiarosecrawford

Frog Paints a Water Lily Pond 🪷🎨🐸

𝑓ₒᵣ ⲕᵢ𝑛𝑔 ₐ𝑛𝑑 𝑐ₒ𝑡𝑡ₐ𝑔ₑ

[grumpygreenwitch]

Ok, I adore the Frogs to begin with, but the sheer finesse and dedication of this one boggles my mind.

[hms-no-fun]

me: this is cute and precious

my brain: 45 years ago this person could've made a public access television show that ran for half a decade on the strength of this concept with the right framing device and it would've been paid for with federal arts grants and maybe even national syndication rights. now they're begging for a single minute of engagement on tiktok in the hopes that maybe someday the abstract metrics of digital media platforms will translate into a tangible career

me: yeah me: cute frog though

my brain: it is a cute frog