arkad

[omegaversereloaded]

The other day i was getting rizzd the fuck upp by the crunchy latino cashier at trader joes. Just having a blast. Then the whole vibe changed when my card declined .

[segamascott]

but i believe aang can save the world

[sticker-pop]

1990's Tamagotchi ring binder sticker insert

[freshmoviequotes]

Phantom Thread (2017)

[cuppydogshane]

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

[dethpicablewabbit]

[blans]

Belgium versus Iran, World Cup 2026 — photographed by Kohjiro Kinno

[worldscoolest]

[kushblazer666]

[henk-heijmans]

A young girl lying on a statue of a blacksmith, Bismarck National Monument, Berlin, 1961 - by Floris M. Neusüss (1937 - 2020), German

[rarebritney]

at the grocery store i bought 2 limes and a lemon and the checker said to me "two limes and a lemon... Anything could happen"

[nick-nellson]

Matilda (1996) dir. Danny DeVito

[3liza]

i was just chatting to my 82 year old father on the phone and he was talking about his lifelong struggle with ADHD and remarked, "but all the people who criticized me my whole life are dead now" and then did an evil cartoon sorcerer laugh. being old rocks

[charl0ttan]

uhh my two cents are fucking each other

[lacesmilk]

i wasn't socialized enough as a larva

[pomegranateteeth]

The e in email stands for evil mail

[dogpuppy]

[weaver-z]

It's hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.

[weaver-z]

Me and the other caddies watching Al Capone beat a guy to death with a golf club after he gave each of us the 2022 equivalent of $1600