𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄

𝐈'𝐕𝐄   𝐆𝐎𝐓   𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓   !    ⁱ'ᵛᵉ   ᵍᵒᵗ    ˢᵖⁱʳⁱᵗ    ᵘᵖ    ᵗʰᵉ    ʷᵃᶻᵒᵒ    !    𝐀𝐍𝐃   𝐈   𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓   𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍   𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖   𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓   𝐖𝐀𝐙𝐎𝐎   𝐈𝐒   !

[arkvoodlee]

               * 🅻🅾🆁🅳 🅾🅵 🆃🅷🅴 🆂🅰🅲🆁🅴🅳 🅲🆁🅾🆃🅲🅷

#𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐕𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐄 / 𝐅𝐔𝐑𝐎𝐍 / 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐍 / 𝐂𝐑𝐘𝐏𝐓𝐎𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐔𝐌 𝟏𝟑𝟖

❛  𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝐑𝐘𝐏𝐓𝐎𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐔𝐌 of the 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐭 𝐟𝐮𝐫𝐨𝐧 . this planet is now a territory of the furon empire , and your asses belong to 𝐌𝐄 ! ❜

independent , plot-favoured , highly selective , low activity ᴄʀʏᴘᴛᴏꜱᴘᴏʀɪᴅɪᴜᴍ 138 blog PROBED BY TUP . based heavily upon 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐲 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝟐 and references to the previous title . be aware , given the nature of the video game series some mature themes may arise .

                                                RULES

[arkvoodlee]

i am still here , i swear ! i've just been con crunching for the last week . i've been working on the last few pieces of nightcrawler , then it's just been painting amon's mask and trying to christmassify my clone trooper cosplays .

[arkvoodlee]

if you aren't getting fucked by mason, are you doing the fucking?

𝐒𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐘 𝐓𝐎 𝐀𝐍 𝐔𝐍𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐌 , emotions erupted . a variety of adverse emotions , including confusion , wrath , and hatred combined to form one devastating tornado . notwithstanding his tremendous frustrations , he believed he had moved over the baseless accusations , but they continue to torment him to this day . subtly parting his lips before closing , he deliberated over the appropriate profanities to utter in response to such a stupid and idiotic question . the creature is still curious about the origin of the rumour . the other alien ? a fleshing ? someone must have been disseminating information that didn't bother them . ❛ once again , i'll remind you . THAT TWINK CAN'T HANDLE ME , especially with what papas packing down below . ❜ he offers an almost encouraging response , his hands dancing sensuously over his crotch . ❛ all this sex talk , i've never even seen him in a tee , much less naked , you freaks . ❜

@ncromancer i'm sorry

[ncromancer-a-deactivated2025062]

i heard crypto's got a fat ass, have you destroyed it yet, mason?

an ic image of Mason

@arkvoodlee

[arkvoodlee]

[arthisan]

where he's from , it would be the same . men of his own age [ and kind ] would perceive him the same way the little shit did , right now , in this very moment . for life has built him on an era of to be of unrelenting strength , even in the face of hardship . blood , sweat , and tears , is what they always say , isn't it ? yet , is there strength in the face of torpedoing asteroids , sandstorms of gaseous plains , the most unanticipated wormholes to appear without any caution ? arthur is sure no man has ever made it out this far to say they could still show strength , much less face .

he feels , in this single instance , he has an excuse , even despite the judgment he feels coming from his own new [ hopefully , temporary ] constant . apathy found void in his eyes , they only perk up when he hears effort echoing from the ground before him . a sense of rage that's familiar , the kind that's human enough to be met with a dozen times , and yet , arthur has only found himself actually participating in it maybe only once or twice in his life . he's learned , a long time ago , that rage will get you nowhere ...

but perhaps effort doesn't even need rage?

arthur locks eyes with the alien , having already gotten used to his unconventional countenance , coolly absorbing his sentiment , even as huge glaring eyes burn into his like giant cigar buds . a sense of earnestness , as he absorbs his suggestion , unlike anything he's ever conjured up for someone he's found to be so despicable . for once , he takes him seriously , finding his idea to be — rational , logical , valid ? perhaps humans are more superior in this context .

and with desperation having laid its seed in the back of his mind , he realizes , he'll do anything to contribute . like they once called him , he was the little engineer that could . in fact , some of his best inventions were only born from modifications — forced with elbow grease and ambition . for that , only a brief moment passes before arthur complies , wordlessly climbing up from his seat , silent determination as he encounters the sealed portal that dismays them from freedom . he studies it like a blueprint he's already seen many times before , before turning and thinking , there's no use .

the furthest wall catches his attention , which beckons him closer , enough to press his ear against cold steel and prompt instincts , leading his fist to knock lightly in spots that seem random , as if he's gone insane and is trying to find out if anyone else is home . knock , knock ... knock , knock , until — something hollow . arthur listens , inquisitive and curious , until the sound of a distant hum summons clarity .

a light in his eyes form as they trail up towards the ceiling , across towards his friend , into the corner , far and away . a crawlspace . a vent . he looks down at his enemy , his new potential friend . ❝ y'think you can climb up on my shoulders ? ❞

[arkvoodlee]

𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐃 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐊 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 , demonstrating yet again that he was neither . if these were his final moments , however brief the stay , he would have no more regrets about a life well lived . right now , he had no time for death . granted , things were tough , no question about that , but he had a knack for conquering the inescapable .

THEY WOULD NOT SILENCE HIM SO EASILY ... not while he was still alive and kicking . for the time being , he could still breathe , which was the most dangerous aspect , albeit not for him . while he still twitched , no one was truly safe , the unpredictability a key in the aliens murderous games . nonetheless , in times of great need , he was able to calm the instincts that thrived so vividly in his cruel mind . the brief glimmer of hope appeared in lost eyes , dimming just as quickly as it had begun before relighting behind his tired lids .

tensions rose alarmingly in the cramped room ... or perhaps it was just him fading in and out of consciousness . CAGED AND FORGOTTEN LIKE COMMON ANIMALS , they fall victim to the very creatin he hoped to enslave someday . a lifetime of memories ( as brief as they were for the clone ) flashed before his eyes , the back of his head bouncing violently against the cold metal panelling behind him as he struggled to control his escalating anger .

❛ see something you like , sweet cheeks ? ❜ he enquired , almost flirting condescendingly . wide eyed , it felt as if something had sparked inside the other , delivering his own second wind almost magically . along with it comes a new lease of life as he regains his footing ; however , that's just about as far as he gets before leaving a master to go about his craft . on the rare occasion , the alien is forced to remain silent , patiently watching on as the man surveys the room .

❛ WHAT MORE DO I HAVE TO LOSE ? ❜ accepting the offer without ever confirming his decision . with that , the alien paces casually over to his acquaintance , and without a word or nod of approval , he mounts the man's back , boots clambering to get a hold as he struggles to find a grip . ❛ when we get out of here , you want to help me kill the ones that locked us in here ? ❜ asked so casually it seemed like a regular occurrence .

he reaches the peak , balancing precariously on the shoulders of the other as slender fingers attempt to pluck the venting from it's moorings . it was a struggle , but the metal eventually came loose , tossing it down to the floor . ❛ if my ass gets stuck in here , i'm haunting your dreams . ❜ before climbing up the vent system , he spewed words without emotion , making it unclear whether he was joking or serious . ❛ i hate this .... i hate this so much . ❜ he groans ; for such an advanced race , confined space proved to be the creatures downfall .

he took a deep inhale and then an even deeper exhale , culling his frayed nerves as he searched for an exit . all the routes appear to be nearly identical until he notices a fleck of light protruding through the steel bars Infront of him . the alien shimmies his way through the narrowed vent , intensifying his efforts to escape this nightmare . he punches the metal once , then twice , and then a third time as it falls to the floor , uncaring for who or what was on the other side .

he drops down , collects himself , and brushes the dust and cobwebs from his spacesuit before even thinking about where he is . the helm eventually tilts upwards , revealing a promising sight : standing in front of multiple screens that depict nearly every corner of the compound . taking his time , he clambers into the chair at the desk , lost in the pictures and the number of men scattered throughout the building . confidence dwindles at the sight ; whoever these people were , they were far more co-ordinated than he had anticipated .

a red button buzzes and illuminates before him , causing his concentration to shift . he looks at it for a moment before moving on to the screens , hoping to find a hint in the interruption . before anything else , a foreign sounding , crackly voice echoes throughout the room , and his eyes narrow as he decides on a witty response before thinking better . he presses the button , and the voice ceases while his cover remains . pushing away from the desk , the creature returns to the opening , clearing his throat in the hopes that the other will hear him . ❛ CAN YOU SEE A RED BUTTON ? i think that's our escape ! push it ! ❜

[saygoodnight2theworld]

[docnefarious]

These creatures were just so fun to scare! As the destruction rang out around them, Crypto's laughter was contagious, and soon, the robot found himself laughing (rather maniacally) right along with him. When he'd landed on this water-logged rock of a planet, he certainly hadn't expected to bump into anyone else from off-planet—let alone someone whose goals actually aligned with his!

And now, the unexpected allies found themselves causing chaos together. And the robotic villain honestly couldn't think of a time he'd had more fun! "You're like a walking disaster!" His laughter rang out over the screaming as a car exploded somewhere down the street. "It's fantastic!"

And as if that weren't good enough, at Crypto offering the opportunity to pilot his ship, Nefarious couldn't help but feel another surge of excitement. It would be interesting to see what his technology was like. "Really? Well I'd be honored! Especially since those freaks in suits refuse to get away from my ship!" He sneered, but the thrill of showing off his skills was starting to become irresistible. "Maybe I could even upgrade a weapon or two!"

"But first, why don't we clear ourselves a path?" He raised his blaster, grinning as the screams resumed around them. This was too much fun. And for whatever reason, he found himself genuinely enjoying the other's company.

[arkvoodlee]

𝐓𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐋𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐃𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐒 , resonating with such blissful sound that it drew him in . he wished he could take a photograph of the destruction , but he had to make do with keeping it in the scrapbook of his deceitful and twisted mind . the fires grew larger with each passing second , and the heat washed over him , causing a light sweat that was only expelled by the gushing hydrants , which kept the flames at bay .

a perfect world as bodies flooded the street in their mass , some still twitching and clinging to life , while others were not so fortunate . to be honest , HE HAD LOST TRACK OF HOW MANY PEOPLE HE HAD KILLED , which was a shame no doubt , but with the unfortunate loss of count came its positive , nothing more so than the signs of a successful day of human extermination . ❛ likewise , my crazy metal friend ... ❜

❛ DON'T THINK I'VE BEEN SO TURNED ON IN MY LIFE ! ❜ crass choice of words screamed at the top of his lungs and showered without apologies . the jetpack comes down slowly , and he eases on to the bench underneath . arms spread out wide , coaxed into a display of victory and dominance .

as red and blue collide with the concrete skyline , an aggravating growl simmers alongside a joyful accord ; ❛ i think you and pox might get on well together . ❜ he reassured while maintaining the white lie . knowing his friend's tendencies , particularly when it came to outsiders , that would be a careless decision ; however , it was not the first time he had irritated the other , and it certainly wouldn't be the last .

the smirk reignites to his new acquaintance's words , all to happy to happy to participate in this rodeo . the day was new , and he was still full of energy , eager to see even more devastation come to this pitiful neighbourhood . ❛ THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK ! ❜

[arkvoodlee]

fyi crypto despises most human things , but give him a dog and he ain't letting no harm come to that pooch .

[drekkavacarc]

𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑   𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋   .    ─    not   accepting   .

𝐓𝐇𝐄  𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐋  𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐒  𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄  𝐖𝐀𝐒  𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖𝐍  𝐒𝐎𝐎𝐍  𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇  ,  enhanced  senses  being  able  to  pick  up  movements  long  before  most  normal  people  would.     For  now  ,  @arkvoodlee  was  fine  …  But  Anya’s  patience  with  most  was  always  a  SLIPPERY  SLOPE.    Eyes  are  narrowed  not  for  any  negative  intent  ,  the  simple  reason  being  completely  based  on  her  GENERAL  ATTITUDE.    It  was  only  around  a  select  group  of  people  that  they  allowed  their  near  constant  guard  to  come  down.     A  feat  achieved  only  through  extreme  patience.    ❝  &  what  kind  of  trouble  should  I  expect  from  YOU  today?  ❞

[arkvoodlee]

𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐈𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐃 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 , so , for the time being , he remained in the shadows , stalking his prey like a predator on the hunt for its next meal . unable to identify the alluring aroma , he notices a strange aura surrounding this one , which undoubtedly raises suspicions while also oddly arousing their curiosity . each blade of grass dances in the brisk winds of winter , SLICING THROUGH HIS SPACESUIT LIKE A KNIFE . twigs break beneath his feet as he tries to keep words quiet , only to discover that his presence has already been compromised .

stealth predictably failed . he was forced to move closer to the other , his ominous grin spreading contagiously with each step . ❛ trouble ? do all of you monkeys see an alien and expect the same thing .... honestly , i'm hurt . ❜ he speaks emphatically , venturing mildly in to brash sarcasm , especially near the end of his sentence ( though their hesitation was a wise choice ) . one hand crosses over his heart while the other bends towards the sky in a peaceful gesture ( or so he thought that's what the gesture meant ) . ❛ i can make trouble if you want ; the ladies say i have quite a knack for that . ❜

[arkvoodlee]

anonymous asked: i heard mason's got a fat cock, have you let him fuck you yet, crypto?

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐋 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐊 .... he still drew breath , didn't he ? he hadn't killed him yet , so it must have been a strange new human custom that he was unfamiliar with . if you befriended someone you had not killed , simply looking at them indicated that you wanted them to mount you . he gave up questioning such a horrific race a long time ago . extermination was too good for them , and the furon considered it a waste of valuable ammunition . if it had not been for his seat supporting his lifeless frame , he would have been seething upon the floor to answer the question . as so common when left alone with his emotions , the sharpened teeth automatically growl in to view , his face unable to conceal his unsatisfied rage ; however , what lurked behind the mask ? embarrassment , maybe ? ❛ that twink and his TAILY LITTLE ASS wish he could tame me . ❜ his voice cracks at the thought of the other alien , an attempt to erase any trace of his existence from his mind . ❛ besides , he wouldn't last five minutes .... ❜ he brashly added .

@ncromancer

[dreadful-windandrain]

"will you match my freak" no. i'm freakier than you. this is a competition and i'm winning

[docnefarious]

@arkvoodlee asked: ❛ i gotta admit , i'm not easily impressed metal head , but that was pretty impressive . ❜ ( thought i'd send you something that isn't flirty this time if you wanted an interaction with these two )

"Aw thanks!" He lowers his blaster gun, which was still smoking. In the background, there were screams of panicking humans, fleeing the area. "What is with those weird monkey things!? One explodes, and they all freak out!"

[arkvoodlee]

𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐀 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐔𝐑 . his face lights up with flashes of green as their laser destroys another fleshing . his previous words rang true , 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐬 . he had no idea that witnessing someone else's handy work firsthand would bring him so much joy , but here he was having the time of his life and 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐨 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞 to experience the wonder . ❛ believe me ... one take me to your leader speech , and they just scream in your face . clearly , nobody taught them manners . ❜

HE WAS USED TO WORKING ALONE , 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 , and this had been some of the most fun he'd had in a long time . to think about it , he initially wanted to exterminate the metal man from the face of the earth . how times change and how common interests bring people together in unexpected places . ❛ 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐬 , 𝐢𝐟 𝐢'𝐦 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐞 , i might let you pilot my ship . ❜

[sectyr]

it was a putrid display : the dismantlement of an autobot scout with too much confidence … while the viscera isn't biological, the aftermath of the body could certainly convince an onlooker otherwise. the snapping of internal cables, circuitries severed, an almost romantic glow of pink seeping from whatever holes airachnid had punctured into its chassis … as pretty as a picture. a cruel but otherwise clean exhibit of the widow's prowess. “ talent recognises talent, i like to hope. ” how should she even take endorsement from an organic creature? with thanks? disgust? she supposed power of appointment is power all the same. “ it's tempting. ” her servo extended, and so delicately did the smooth surface of her nail skim the underside of the furon's chin ... unstained, despite it all. “ but weak tea, i'm afraid. i'm not an easy woman to impress what can you offer me? ”

[arkvoodlee]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐄𝐍𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐘 ; starstruck . caught in her web , he entangled himself even more so . confidence flows through him like a river in spring as 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐧 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐞 ( most were massive in comparison to him , but she was even more so . ) , with his boots trampling through the 𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐥𝐢𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐝 still seeping from the lifeless frame . in most situations , he would have noticed something about the mess , still , right now , 𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 . ❛ it certainly does , darl , ❜ 𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲 .

HIS HEART DROPS INSTANTLY , and he swallows so hard he nearly chokes on his own saliva . her soft , tender touch is like being pierced repeatedly with ice , cold and meticulous , but he remains motionless under her spell . it was as if venom was coursing through the alien's body , 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 . ❛ maybe i was to say i found a stockpile of what's leaking out of your friend over there . WHAT'S THAT WORTH TO YA ? ❜

[dah-fanblog]

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Crypto: I’m your knight a shining spacesuit, and you just cant resist me.~

Natalya: I’m resisting you right now, Crypo. And you’re in mylar pajamas…

Crypto: :,<

[arkvoodlee]

@ashenwinds asked: Chi is going to step over and pick up Crypto in one hand to lift him up to eye level, " I wonder just how loud you could scream. Size might not matter, but volume does -- and I'll probe those sounds right out of you. " they chuckle.

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐄𝐑 𝐅𝐈𝐙𝐙𝐋𝐄𝐒 𝐕𝐈𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐘 𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓 𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄 , yet it appears to have little effect on the undead nightmare . he sidesteps multiple of the creatures deadly strikes , their razor-like digits coming to close for comfort , nearly hitting him on 𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐜𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 ; if it wasn't for his quickness and awareness this would have been a quick fight . the beam remains latched upon them , almost hoping for a miracle to 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 . tensions quarrel as the alien tries to think of another strategy to approach his foe .

taking to the sky , he seeks a brief reprieve from the beast ; however , it only led to finding himself even more of a target . 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 , avoiding one strike after another until he can dodge their strikes no longer . A STRONG HAND BATS THE ALIEN FROM THE SKY , sending him crashing to the floor . a grumble under his breath as he wakes strewn upon the floor , 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞 .

for a moment , he forgets where he was , 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐞 . no rest for the wicked , as he is quickly reminded of his situation as he's lifted effortlessly before the entity . pulled to their face , HE GAZES LIKE A TRANCE INTO FIERY EYES , the flames burning through his suit as he twitches in their anaconda-like grip . 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞 , the only part of his body loose enough to move as he tries to shake loose . ❛ you expect me to scream ? nuh-uh , that's my line mulder and scully ... ❜ he chuckles nervously in the face of death , ❛ 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐬 ; when i get loose , I'LL PROBE YOU RIGHT WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE . ❜

[synthwealth]

[ Q ] :  ❝ that’s as close to an apology as you’re gonna get. ❞

  ❛ Yeah, didn't expect one anyway, ❜ not quite bitter, but exasperated without doubt. darling phoenix has learned early on : apologies are in short supply amidst humanity. how disappointing then, of the cosmos to send them one who is so very alike in that department. a temperamental pride demands she complain, but self-preservation prefer she not get shot on this day.

  this is not her problem, it really is not. ( it shouldn't be. ) let the weirdos over at area 51 deal with whatever this— he is. dearest prodigy painstakingly buries the part of her that has been acting as though littlest child in candy story regarding the not-quite-news of aliens being real. ( of course they are — the probability has always been in their favour. )

   ❛ Just— ❜ a pause / lungs filled with generous breath to expel blazing attitude through careful exhale, though little help it is, and deft fingers begin undoing tousled braid to keep themselves busy. ❛ When Uncle Sam inevitably comes for your extraterrestrial ass ❜ — a furrow of her brows and an annoyed frown — ❛ I don't know you, 'kay ? thanks. ❜

— SENTENCE PROMPT / @arkvoodlee

[arkvoodlee]

𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 , they discovered that their principles were nearly identical . much to his dismay , this was where karma had taken him . he exchanged stone-like glances with the human , 𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐲 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 ( and not putting a bullet in his back ) before kneeling at the edge of the cliff face . the alien emits a hum of thought as it cycles through the 𝐯𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬 strewn throughout the compound , recording them in a photographic memory .

❛ aww ... and i was just starting to think you were taking a liking to me . ❜ sarcasm clung harmoniously to his meaningless words . 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 ; he just needed them long enough for his plans to come together , which was proving extremely difficult . ❛ AND BESIDE ... UNCLE SAM CAN KISS MY ASS . ❜ adding to the remarks , those sharp teeth breaking into a degrading smile . ❛ 𝐠𝐮𝐲𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞 , 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 . ❜

it is no different than any other army base he has raided . just idiots pretending to be soldiers with their ridiculously large and numerous weapons . he chuckled beneath his breath ; light work . it was the sheer number of humans that dissuaded him , 𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐮𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐰 . his sigh is exasperated as he comes to think of another plan that does not involve waking up the hornets nest and killing the fleshy . ❛ come here ... tell me , what do you see ? ❜ his voice softens as he proceeds to share his points , using the time to brutally analyse her 𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐯𝐞 as best he could .

[slckfuck-deactivated20241215]

@arkvoodlee 💜'd for Jude!

What in gods name was this thing? Jude stood, stunned, at the sight of whatever this creature was. The Father had never seen anything like this...except for in the few scifi movies he had seen growing up. Dark eyes blinked curiously as he watched the being saunter right up to him, pointing that toy(?) gun at him.

"Hello..." Jude spoke, leaning heavily on his cane. To anyone, especially those of the non-human variety, he looked like any other cripple priest out there. But little did they know, in a fight they'd meet their match with Jude.

But. He was always taught to welcome anyone who approached the Church, whether they knew what they were or not. He couldn't tell if this was a demon, but something told him it wasn't. So he put on a welcoming smile once the shock wore off. "I'm Father Chambers."

[arkvoodlee]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐒𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐋𝐘 𝐒𝐊𝐔𝐋𝐊𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑 , eventually clawing his way to dry land . drifting for what seemed like an eternity , his helm rises aloft to the sky , stargazing amid the deathly silence that leached upon the night . he exhaled deeply before getting back on his feet ; 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐨𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝 , not hearing another agent or vehicle nearby was a much welcome relief .

it was hiding mysteriously behind the densely packed treeline , 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐤𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 . he moves carelessly towards the light , the water dripping from the creature's suit , drenched from his fall as he creeps slowly up the bank as ever so often shaking his frame to shed the residue . 𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐧 , beastly red eyes staring down at the sight before pulling the trigger . his heart sank , growling and raging beneath his breath as the weapon remained motionless . once again , he held down the trigger but , yet again , 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐞 . with anger coursing through him like an uncontrollable fire , the alien hurled the useless scrap at the nearest tree he could see . ❛ GODDAMN IT ! ❜ he bellows at the top of his lungs .

the irony was almost laughable ; 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 , a church was nowhere near the top of his list . he gazed over the building , then back between the treeline from where he had come ; however , when he turned back around a strange man was introducing himself . ❛ don't you think it's a little late to be out , old man ? ❜ the alien jibes , 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 .