festivities of perpetual torment

😖 vampire 🧛 🦇 i will bite 🫦 your girlfriend 💔

[arle-cchino]

dw guys brb :)

[prometheusascendant]

putting up “HELL IS FAKE” billboards in ohio to start a dialogue

[zwoelffarben]

putting up “OHIO IS HELL” billboards in ohio to continue the dialogue

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

putting up ‘OHIO IS OTHER PEOPLE’ billboards in ohio to confuse the dialogue

[xerohourcheese]

putting up ‘OHIO IS FAKE’ billboards in Ohio, just for shits and giggles

[thirteensfavoritetoy]

Putting up ‘WELCOME TO PENNSYLVANIA’ billboards in Ohio just to see what happens

[slowtovvn]

<33333

[slowtovvn]

[fapper]

Fuck

[marinebiologyshitposts]

shrimp tempura

[tics-deactivated20201202]

i love this site bc everyone straight up encourages being out of your goddamn fucking mind

[arle-cchino]

Istg fanfic author has the wildest life I just read a fic that was finally updated and turns out they went through a break up and then gonna get married next year with the said ex like???

[guysonroblox]

one of these is filled with the most toxic teenagers you will ever meet that will stop at nothing to be as edgy as possible and the other is booth game

[baconpncakes]

It’s like Dr. House always said

[jbt7493]

i wanted to reblog that post but i am blocked. ah well. i don’t really mind, as i have the buddha nature

[footlongdingledong]

love that fighting is considered a pokemon type. like Yea I got magical elemental skills it’s called kicking your ass

[pastacrylic]

Shoutouts to this MLP name generator for creating the best possible friend group

[pharmacommissar]

you dhould be your own person. you are so young and insecure. at this rate you will never be able to find the cup or the scepter

what

[skovenshemmeligheder]

He doesn’t even have the cup or the scepter

[jarc-xenon]

[devilishdescent]

the Laura Palmer funko pop never fails to get an honest to god belly laugh out of me. what a horrible thing

[devilishdescent]

serious contender for world’s funniest object

[teaboot]

I hate it when I have a problem and the answer really *is* "fix your sleep schedule, do some exercise, leave the house, and drink water" like fuck offffff I don't wanna

[teaboot]

leave the house for the first time in three days against my own desires and feel like both the soaking wet cat covered in flea medication and the owner struggling in the tub with it

[ambidisastrous]

the genuine human experience is to be both animal and owner

[luthienne]

a single exclamation mark looks so lonely at the end of a thought i have to give it a friend

[foone]

The two fundamental ways to be a human actor in a Muppet movie:

1. I am a fucking actor, and so are they. I don't care if they are made of felt and pipe cleaners, I must act alongside them just as if they were Sir Laurence Olivier himself. (This is the Michael Caine in A Muppet Christmas Carol approach)

2. This is a Muppet film. Therefore, for the next hour and a half, I am a Muppet. (this is the Tim Curry in A Muppet Treasure Island approach)

Both approaches are equally valid and equally hilarious.

[padnick]

This even works in the same film, like The Muppets (2011) where Amy Adams is acting, and Jason Segel is being a Muppet.