my tomodachi life's taken over by tomodachi life

PLEASE LOOK AT MY BLOG COLOUR HEX CODES!! || trying to readjust to here. twitter is @CressiSoSleepi || afab fem presenting nb|| 22 years old|| sex indifferent asexual (I don't have sexual attraction.) || romantically a lesbian|| sorry I am a rambler|| digital social anxiety has me in a chokehold || good friends with shipsarebeautiful✨

[endlesslytired]

gonna share stuff i havent posted here yet! heres my pinned post on twitter

[endlesslytired]

WHAT

I JUST LISTENED WITH HEADPHONES IN WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY AUDIO IS SEPARATED INTO EACH BUD?

I USUALLY DONT HAVE THEM FOR LAPTOP STUFF WHAT DID OBS DO TO THIS???

[dragon-in-a-fez]

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)

[goetic-justice]

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

[goetic-justice]

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

[owlservice]

I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.

[helmet-noob]

i was doomscrolling ship dynamics on Pinterest and suddenly thought of one i've loved for ages but I don't know if it has a name

PLEASE tell me you guys see the vision

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

hey kid. im a computah. stop all the downloadin 

[apocryphics]

oh ok

[gorps]

[trinidemgyal-deactivated2026051]

[oursystemblog]

[adrianainla]

Resurrection 1982 Buick Regal

Owner Sal Paz Jr.

[surgesurfer3741]

Woke up in this car. There’s a weird guy trying to talk to me. 

[galacticghost77]

[gardengnosticator]

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

[finrays]

Thinking about it, I’m pretty sure my ancestors would be horrified with me.

Not because I’m lazy or unworthy or anything like that…

…but because one of my distant uncles was among the eight survivors of the Essex, the ship that inspired the ending of Moby Dick and sank after being rammed by a whale, and what do I fuckin do after my bloodline has this Ordeal at Sea?

I get a fuckin degree in Marine Science and go back the fuck out there.

[retroactivebakeries]

#op its your job to kill that whale

[gaygalaxys]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: #the sequel…. (start all caps) 2 Moby 2 Dick /End ID]

[piosplayhouse]

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

[redstonedust]

tomodachi life giving you so many oppertunities for custom images and text with no filters means the obvious answer is of course to fill it with sex and penis. which is why i appreciate that every tomodachi life post ive seen is actually pretty lacking in sex and penis. instead we've been giving our miis enough cigarettes to kill a small village.

[dundeey]

WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[kuntsuragi]

this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is

[jacobtheloofah]

for those who forgot about the hellhole that was the 2015 tumblr glitch:

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[gem-st4r]

so anyway yeah iron lung movie was very good

[sycamorality]

forever thinking about this reblog on the post abt discords survey on whether or not ppl wanted ai. motherfucker you are messages.

[yournonbinarypal]