Sweet Potato!

Arlin | Mid 20s | She/They

[bweepy]

happy 3rd anniversary to the RUIN DLC!!!

[ssluggishh]

when i tell you i laughed so hard my vision went black for a second

[usamirenko]

 nourishes it

keeps it warm

fills it with love

fills it with rice

refills sanity bar

grants it a blessing

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis

[uptownthots]

what is a normal amount of photos to have on your phone. probably 28,000 right

[uptownthots]

DONT SAY THAAAAAAAAT

[sanrio-stud]

how many pics & videos do you have on your phone?

0-500

501-1,000

1,001-5,000

5,001-10,000

10,001-15,000

15,001-20,000

20,001-25,000

25,001-30,000

30,001-40,000

40,001-50,000

50,001-60,000

> 60,000

Remaining time: 1 day 9 hours

[imcertly]

hydra

[kathegoose]

I can't help the things that I am made from The reward for your patience, The loving damnation It's the blood that I'm made from

[delicatuscii-wasbella102]

“A sleeping mother snow leopard curled up in a doughnut shape, front paws resting against her back, while her tiny, eyes-and-ears-closed kitten nuzzles into the fur of her belly and wraps their arm around her”

[curseworm]

the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men

[curseworm]

this doesnt just go for lesbians it goes for bi women and straight women too. i cant even count how many times straight women have told me “i wish i was a lesbian so i didnt have to date men” but guess what … u Dont have to date men 

[curseworm]

to be clear this also isnt necessarily saying ‘go date women instead!!’ its just saying…. u dont have to date men. u dont have to be dating women in order to not date men! in fact if ur not attracted to women at all please dont date women just as a substitute for men. but if dating men isnt making u happy… u dont have to do that. u dont have to make a space in ur life for men

[curseworm]

im singlehandedly destroying every mans mental health by telling women its ok to not date them

[deseos-de-la-via-lactea]

source

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[curioscurio]

fuck you fuck everything monkey peanut butter and jelly

[i-am-the-oyster]

[skopostheorie]

[horsefigureoftheday]

guys did you know there are so many good horse pictures on pinterest

[itsmissing]

design comm for a "fashion disaster of a disco wizard"

[fridayagaingarfiebaby]

Friday Again Garfie Baby

[arlin-potato2]

“Were you going to leave me here to die?”

Snippet from No Promises AU under the cut :)

“N-no,” Dispatch stuttered. His mind raced for answers, anything to calm the other man down. “Arnold, I never want-“

“TO THINK I COULD TRUST YOU!” Arnold immediately stepped back, his eyes widening in disgust.

Andrew took a step closer. “Listen-”

“NO! YOU STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!” Arnold yelled. “You’re just the same! You only want to protect that piece of shit company! You never care about me!”

“I do care!”

“Bullshit! If you did, you wouldn’t let me step a foot in this hellhole!”

“I came here because I thought you were in trouble, Arnie! I-I don’t want you to die!” Dispatch tried to explain himself.

“Don’t call me that. Don’t even say my fucking name,” the technician snapped back. “You only came because of the van key. You can’t lie your way out. No, not this time.”

“Please-”

“I should have never work for Fazbear! Treating me like shit! Making me work all those horrible hours!” Arnold clutched his chest, struggling to keep his breath steady.

“God, all those times I could have spent with my family,” the technician spoke in a lower tone. He felt like he was on the verge of a breakdown, if this was not.

“My ex was right. I-I should have listened to her.” Arnold stared down at the data diver in his hand.

“I quit.”