armand's cuck chair

[armands-cuckchair]

daniel doesn't mind being branded...

[devilsminionbby]

[blorbo-wan-kenobi]

tweet you’d find in the iwtv tv universe

[nickilou]

audibly said "oh, baby" while watching the episode. im sick to my stomach

[armands-cuckchair]

can i come over and stare at you like this??

[armands-cuckchair]

look familiar??? 👀

[armands-cuckchair]

Somewhere in a Las Vegas hotel room..

[wrvqre]

Armand de Leyendecker

[professional-rat-eater]

Daniel: I need you to do something for me.

Armand: There is not a thing in this world I would not do for you, save for end myself, only because it would mean we would have to be apart and I cannot bear even the very thought of such a notion. And even on that, I’m open to being convinced. But only for you.

Daniel: I just need you to help me make this YouTube short about Lestat fucking his mom.

Armand, who can recall a time where modern science had yet to be born and it was widely believed that the earth was at the centre of the universe, suddenly so hard his dick might explode: ᵃⁿʸᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵃⁿᶦᵉˡ

[knifelesbianjo]

evil dan and phil

[hopecel]

CRYING Armand de 'Are you in the right head space to receive the information that might potentially upset you?'

[armands-cuckchair]

Just thinking about Lestat in the trailer wearing the green jacket and a CHOKER to potentially idk cover... something

[menasimagination]

Lestat's passport photo

[interview-with-the-facecards]

the couple who schemes together stays together or something

[bifauxnenarmand]

hearing armand talk you’d think it makes sense for a centuries old vampire but then you see louis and lestat who are also centuries old vampires using modern slang so you’re like oh armand’s just like that

[professional-rat-eater]

On Akasha’s side because if I were stuck as a living statue forced to listen to Marius de Romanus talk on and off for nearly two thousand years while he periodically touched me and kissed me, I’d want to kill every man on earth too.

[samusaran221]

Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, thats why i daydream devils minion bloodsharing on the company’s time.