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I believe in the separation of church (fandom) and state (media creators)

Normal ship: I am an unlovable monster and you are the only one who sees past that to the tenderness I hide.

The Devil’s Minion: You might look like a beautiful innocent boy but I see past that to the freaky giant man eating insect you hide and I deeply and sincerely understand praying mantises. Please bite my head off.

ceruleanheaven

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

angels-of-prn

cottoncandylesbo

i love "bite me" as a retort. your frustrating me, come put your spit and teeth all over me for it. and maybe lick me a little. because i hate you

dragon-in-a-fez

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

halfeatenmoon

BDSM

kitkenk

hey i felt you right click me just now. are you seriously viewing my properties? pervert

darcymolloy

Armand told the truth.

He told Louis Rashid put the Steins in the box, and he did. After all, Armand was Rashid .

byedisaster

I watched Talk Radio: 1988 film with Eric Bogosian, based on his play. I watched it because I was missing IWTV/devil's minion, BUT, it's such a love letter to good lighting. Also, look at his eyes and side profile please:

kudos if you caught the interloper

gregrulzok

I've seen multiple people question why Armand is trying to make Louis apologize and it's genuinely making me lose my mind?

Louis swept into his home city, demanded special treatment and to be exempt from coven rules even though Armand already knew he was a vampire killer and was cutting him slack, then put the coven in direct danger of exposure while absolutely refusing any chance to get the fuck out or join the coven that Armand was offering him, while offering him literally 0 verbal affection, very little physical affection, and not even CONFIRMING that they were in a relationship, WHILE evoking his half-remembered real name that he associates with his years as a child slave in a brothel INTO A BDSM DYNAMIC, THEN when Armand was like "Ok, my coven is gonna mutiny if I don't kill you so I'll have to kill you" he proceeded to burn his life's work down and kill 12/13 people Armand had spend the past 200 years with, THEN he explicitly dragged Armand along in a loveless relationship for 77 years JUST TO SPITE LESTAT, WHILE cheating on him more than 200+ times over and over and over

Did you watch the goddamn show? Louis was fucking awful to Armand.