Little cloud, home again

[halfeatenmoon]

If I disappear from here suddenly, it's because of stupid new social media age verification laws and my refusal to trust Tumblr with my ID

[omtai]

scone butch... The person for all your pastry and lesbian needs

[fairycosmos]

a small thing i learned from my sister dying is that i really would rather the people i love be a burden than be whatever the hell else they'd be if they weren't. yes even if it's messy and not always fair and hard completely inconvenient for everyone involved. even if it's weird. even if i'm rolling my eyes a bit inside sometimes. i just want you to bother me. please always bother me

[fairycosmos]

like "it's rotten work" "not to me not if it's you" actually sometimes it's still rotten work. even if it's you. and i'd still do it a million times over

[hghhhhh-big-boys]

This is how some of yall will end up if you keep liking and reblogging my posts

[3e3a33]

[xenonguts]

[chaoticgouda]

[meow-moment]

deltarune theorists when deltarune is about the protagonists of deltarune and not a couple npcs with two optional scenes each and one character who might exist based on cut information thats only in the files

[elizadushkudaily]

LESLEY UNIVERSITY COMMENCEMENT | May 17, 2025 Eliza Dushku Palandjian receives her Master of Arts in Clinical Mental Health Counseling └ requested by anon

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[dubiousculturalartifact]

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

[anyroads]

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

[aetherograph]

Given Miss Piggy being who she is I think the sirens are just. Advertising chocolate, jewellery, and luxury goods.

[norcumii]

Meanwhile Kermit's back in Ithaca, organizing a talent show/contest to judge the merits of his suitors, only to sabatoge them each night so the next day is a disaster....

[daughterofstories]

Instead of Odysseus' bow, Kermit will marry whatever woman (or pig) can destroy a series of targets with karate chops while singing an aria.

[alan713ch]

Circe is the human actor, and instead of turning the muppets into pigs, she turns them into humans.

Unable to understand their form they just wander around the island.

[picturesof-us]

[mayorbuds]

talking heads was right

[wokeuplaughing]

how

[mayorbuds]

i do ask myself. how did i get here

[slytherverse]

there is water underground

[ladiesblr]

Anne Hathaway as Daphne Kluger in Ocean’s 8 (2018) dir Gary Ross

[wrenbii]

sunrise, parabellum. sunrise, prepare-for-war.

interest check for a print? 👀 speshul thanks to @sourearth because honses are rly hard

[wrenbii]

made a phone wallpaper version at the request of my dearest @lolthwoven <3

[just-spacetrash]

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

[fvckw4d]

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.

[redstonedust]

idk how to explain it but im never truly comfortable with the way people insinuate that all older folks are inherently bigoted. it always feels like it kind of hand-waves away personal responsibility like ohhhh grandpa cant help homophobic, hes old. well ive met plenty of older folks who are normal about gay people. i think grandpa could be better. i think we should hold grandpa to higher standards.

[halfeatenmoon]

my nanna is 96 and she's more normal about gay people than my parents are. When I was a tiny tomboy my mum was trying to get me to wear skirts and my nanna sewed me a waistcoat.

[urie]

real nuance perverts when it depends

[ricetrippycreeps]

[gentlemanbones]

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER