cw: nonbinary hange, pussy eating, fingering, f reader
synopsis: reader comes home tired from a long day at work. hange, sensing readers stress decides to help them, in a different way.
pairing: hange zoe x f reader
hange was sitting on the couch of your shared apartment, sprawled out reading through their latest research article on titans. when they heard the front door open their gaze quickly followed the sound and saw you, kicking off your shoes tiredly and trudging deeper into the apartment.
you had just gotten off of a 8 hour shift at the cafe you worked at. your feet and back were killing you, and you were so stressed from the workload your boss had left you.
they took in the sight of you and cocked a smirk, "rough day?" they teased.
you nodded and made your way over to the couch, standing infront of them expectantly. they closed their laptop and slid it off to the side before holding their arms out for you.
you immediatley fell into their embrace and rested your head on their chest. they closed their strong arms around you, one hand resting on the small of your back and the other coming up to stroke your hair. you let out a long sigh of relief before finally speaking up, "...missed you."
hange's smirk widened, "i missed you too. it's no fun sittin' at home all alone."
"you're so lucky... you get to work from home." you replied, a hint of jelousy in your tone.
they let out a soft giggle. "are you tired? stressed?" you nodded in response, "all of the above."
"want me to help with that? i don't want my pretty girl to be stressed while she's home." and of course you agreed. hanges methods for stress relief were always the best.
they picked you up bridal style and carried you into the bedroom, kicking the door closed, and carefully setting you down on the bed. they then separated your legs positioned themselves between them, looking down at you as they started to strip off your clothes piece by piece. once you were fully naked beneath them, their hand came down to cup your breast, then followed by their mouth.
their tounge swirled around your hardened nipple, licking and sucking softly. you let out a soft sound of pleasure and your fingers came down to tangle in their soft brown hair.
they started to kiss down your body. from your tits, to your stomach, and finally to your crotch. they slid down your lacy panties and discarded them to the side.
you let out a soft gasp as their tongue connected with your swollen clit, swirling their tongue and sucking on it, just like they did with your nipple.
they slid their ring and middle finger inside your slick cunt and started to move slowly, matching the pace of their tongue. the gradually... they started to speed up.
you let out a stream of moan and whines as your hips desperatly grind into hanges tounge, chasing the high of the orgasm. their fingers speed up and thrust into you ruthlessly—almost punishing. their tongue speed up along with their fingers too.
they can feel your soft, gummy walls clenching around their fingers and can tell your getting close.
you soon came, hard. your juices get lapped up eagerly by hange before they pull away and pull their fingers out of you, only after they made you fully ride out your orgasm. you lift your head to finally look at them, and you can see that your juices were dripping from their nose and chin.
you immediatly become flushed in the face and sit up, trying to wipe it away, "i-im sorry!"
they just grin and look up at you, fully taking in how cute you were when you were embarrased. "you made a mess." they tease.
after they clean you and themselve up, they dress you in one of their t-shirts and some new panties.
you both lay down in bed and they hold you until you drift off, forgetting how stressed you were from work earlier.
A/N: ive been consuming so much pikuhan which inspired me to write this short lil fic, also hange is an eater no one can convince me otherwise.
CAN YOU DO ONE WHERE FEM!READER AND JABBER HAVE TO GET READY TO GO ON A DATE BUT HES JUST BEING AN ASS SO THEN THEY CANCEL THE DATE AND TRY TO WATCH A SHOW BUT END UP FUCKINGGG, PLEASEE 😭
cw/tags: armin is a PERV, collage au, marine bio major armin and reader, oral sex (f reciving), masturbation, boob touching, fingering kinda, porn watching obvi
synopsis: you asked nerd!armin out on a date basically. the whole night before he spends his time preparing himself by watching porn videos, learning how to eat pussy like a pro. and he does not upset.
wc: 1014
"a-are you sure... with me?" armin said with a sheepish look plastered across his face. you just giggled and nodded.
you and armin went to the same college with both of you being in the same classes for marine biology. god he was such a nerd.
you had a small crush on him. well, was it a crush or were you just bored with the lack of hot guys in college? him on the other hand, he had the biggest crush on you, he always had since the first time he saw you walking on campus. and now his biggest dream had come true, well one of them that is.
you had asked to go out for lunch tomorrow and then after go to his dorm to work on your groups research project for your marine biology class, and now he was blushing like a middle school boy who had just received his first kiss.
after class, you walked out of the lecture room with him and wrote your number on a small piece of paper that was ripped out of your notebook. after you both parted your ways, he practically floated to his dorm room. he was estatic.
over the next few hours of the day instead of doing his homework or studying for his many tests over the week, armin spent his evening watching porn.
he wanted to prepare himself for tomorrow for when you and him would be in his dorm. alone. he didnt know if you two would actually get into doing any of that kind of stuff, but he just wanted to be prepared. he loved the saying "better to be safe than sorry," so he wanted to make sure he was good for you.
he watched lots of videos, looking for the most intricate ones—specifically on how to eat pussy. if he was going to be a loser virgin, he at least wanted to be good in one department, that being his mouth. he had to take a few breaks to jack off, cumming all over his hand as he imagined that it was you in the videos.
the next morning, you found him at the end of class. "ready to go to lunch?" you asked with a sweet smile. he nodded and smiled, trying to keep his blushing to a minimum but failed miserably.
you guys ended up deciding on a small diner, perfect for lunch. as you both skimmed over the menu, he couldnt help but steal a few glances at you. you just looked so pretty. "so... for our project." you began. his head snapped up and listened to you intently.
after conversating about the plans for your project, you noticed how tense he looked. you reached your hand across the table and grabbed his squeezing. "you dont have to be so nervous around me ya know."
then he slipped up. "sorry... you're just really pretty."
you looked at him and giggled "really? you think?" armin nodded quickly in response. "youre not too bad looking yourself." you added.
you both ordered, ate, and by now armin was starting to warm up to you and feel more confident. he paid for you both and then lead you out of the diner and to his car.
.
as you guys enter his dorm building, hes practically beaming with excitment. he held the door open for you like the gentlemen he is—and obviously sneaked a quick glance at your ass as you walked infront of him.
he led you up to his room and held your hand the whole way there. once you're inside, you and he began working on your research project... but it was so hard for him to keep his focus when you both were so close to eachother.
perverted thoughts ran through his mind, "her boobs are so close... they're the perfect size... i wanna touch them."
as you both kept working, things began to get a bit heated. and not in an angry way.
suddenly before you knew it your shirt was off and he was cupping your boobs though your bra after the topic of him being a virgin came up, and as well as who you both liked. he admitted that he had a huge crush on you. that made you smile and your heart flutter.
he helped you stand up and led you to his bed, laying you back as he settled his face between your legs and slid your pants and underwear off, throwing them to the side along with his pants.
he kissed inbetween your thighs, gentle and sweet, just like he'd seen in those pornos. his tongue reached your already soaking cunt and began lapping up your juices. his tongue focused on your clit and his hand came down to pull down his boxers just enough to release his hard cock. you shuttered and let out a whimper.
"mmmh! armin..." you moaned as you felt him inserting his middle and ring finger into you as his tongue deperatly worked on your clit, sucking and licking like the pathetic, perverted virgin he is.
he was eating you out so good you couldve sworn he was a lesbian in his past life, you were practically levitating off of the bed by the way he had your back was arching. you had to grip onto the sheets to ground yourself.
he could tell you were about to cum by the way your walls were clenching around his fingers. "you close?" he mumbled agaisnt you, and you nodded. you came and he licked up all of those pretty juices. you were panting as you came down from your climax. he got up and laid next to you, kissing your cheek sweetly.
you looked over at him and saw how foggy his glasses were. "were the hell... did you learn to do that?" you asked, bewildered. "i thought... you were a virgin?"
he smiled sheepishly. "i watched some... videos.... porn." he admitted. you giggled, "oh... so you were preparing for me?"
"better to be safe than sorry." he replied.
god he was adorable.
a/n: lowkey this was gonna be a kinktober fic but i LOWKEYYYY never wrote it the idea has been rotting in my notes app
synopsis: jabber has been doing little things to annoy you all day, and when you finally break down he wants to make it up to you, but you want to teach him a lesson.
all day jabber has been getting on your nerves. and this isn't a new thing, he would usually do small things to annoy you but today it was constant.
and it was pissing you off.
in the morning, he used your toothbrush without asking. lunch he purposfully made you spill your drink on the new silky white table cloth. and the last thing he did to really set you off was that he ate your leftovers from last nights dinner—which you were planning to eat tonight—without him, because you arent talking to him tonight.
now you're in the kitchen sulking over your leftovers as you eat a plain bowl of rice at the kitchen table, and of course jabber just HAD to come ruin your peace. with that stupid grin on his face he sat next to you and started poking your cheek. you were already so pissed from his earlier stunts that you just broke down in tears.
he immediately pulled his hand away from your face, his eyes widening before he bursted out in laughter. "are you really that pissed at me?" he giggled out.
"you've been irritating me all day! and now your laughing at me!" tears ran down your cheeks, smudging your mascara and making it leave black tracks from your eyes down your face.
then he finally got it through his thick skull that you were actually upset at him, "hey, hey. bae..." he gave a half giggle, "i didn't mean to make you upset. i was just playin' around." you crossed your arms and shot him a glare. "well you did and i dont wanna talk to you." you spat out before looking away again
he sighed, his silly demenor falling slighly. "cmon ma... lemme make it up to ya." that made you look back up at him. "how...?"
and suddenly he was pulling you out of your chair and leading you into the bedroom.
he pushed you down onto the bed, kissing up your neck and jaw. his hands snaked under your shirt and cupped your breasts through your bra. you just rolled your eyes. he always did this. he would make you mad on purpose and then try to make it up to you by fucking you dumb.
but this time you arent having any of that.
you pushed him off and sat up, leaving him looking like a confused puppy.
you quickly stood up and flipped your guys positions, pushing him down onto the bed roughly. he grinned as you straddled his lap and his hands came up to hold your hips.
you could feel his hard cock beneath his shorts, so you couldnt help but grind your already wet cunt against it. he let out a soft noise of pleasure, looking up at your pretty face. he moved one of his hands from your hips and hooked his fingers under the waistband of your pants. you let him take them off, leaving you in only your blue lacy panties.
he immediatley noticed the wet spot on your panties. he dragged his thumb over it, brushing over your sensitive clit. "wouldja look at that... shes so wet for me, huh ma?" you let out a soft moan and found yourself melting under his touch but you quickly pulled yourself together.
you pulled his shorts off along with his boxers and he tried to pull your panties to the side but you smacked his hand away. you grabbed his wrist and pinned in to the bed as you slid your underwear off, tossing them to the side. jabber quickly scooped them up with his free hand and brought them to his face, sniffing them. "fuuckkk."
"youre such a perv. cant even wait huh?" you teased as you sunk down onto his cock. he let out a giggle as he tossed your panties to the side, pulling his wrist out of your grip and resting his hands on your hips as you started riding him.
you hated how much he was enjoying this, hated how sexy his stupid face looked, and hated how good his stupid cock was making you feel. you started moving faster, riding him with purpose.
your hands came down to his neck, squeezing enough just to cut off a bit of airflow. he let out a grunt and his grip on your hips tightened as he tilted his head back against the pillows.
you moved one of your hands from his throat to his hair, grabbing a fistful of his dreads and pulling his head foward. he let out a moan “fuuucking, shit.” he whines, rolling his hips up to meet yours, hitting that spot inside you that makes you weak. "thats what im talking 'bout."
"'m close..." you whined, your dominant act crumbling. "mmm... cmon, mama. you cant hold out for a lil longer?"
his hips snapped up and your hands fell to his chest, gripping onto his shirt. your legs quivered and your body shuddered as you came all over his cock. he wasnt far behind you and he gave one last thrust before he spilled inside you. you collapsed onto him, completely spent. "fuck yeah... thats what she needed hm?" he teased as he wrapped his arms around you and pulled his cock out of you.
after you both came down from your high he gave you a kiss on the forehead. "you still mad at me?"