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ABSENCE OF WORDS.
SEND A SYMBOL FOR A CORRESPONDING PROMPT/STARTER.
[ ☎ ] my muse calls yours in tears.
[ ✪ ] our muses are stuck in an elevator together.
[ ◐ ] my muse is having a sleepover with your muse.
[ ✿ ] my muse attempts to cook dinner for your muse.
[ ◈ ] my muse makes a drunk confession to your muse.
[ ღ ] my muse makes an attempt to cheer your muse up.
[ ✦ ] my muse pushes yours out of frustration/anger.
[ ❢ ] my muse discovers yours all bloodied and bruised.
[ ➤ ] my muse accidentally punches your muse in the face.
[ ⌚ ] my muse recalls their favorite memory with your muse.
[ ✜ ] my muse collapses in front of yours, all bloodied and bruised.
[ ☯ ] my muse tells yours that they never want to see them again.
[ ✈ ] my muse asks yours to accompany them on a trip/mission/etc.
[ ● ] my muse catches yours snooping through their belongings.
[ ☻ ] my muse wakes up in your muse’s closet the night after a party.
[ ✌ ] my muse reaches out to yours after months of no communication.
[ ☢ ] the car broke down in an unfamiliar part of town, and our muses are lost.
[ ✠ ] it’s three in the morning and my muse unexpectedly arrives at your muse’s home.
[ ☁ ] the entire city is without power due to a storm, and our muses run into each other during a supply run.
popular text posts + ask memes
❛ i don’t know what i’m doing with my life, but i know i’m doing it wrong ❜ ❛ i am so cute and bitter ❜ ❛ my life is one part ‘wait’ and another part ‘what’ ❜ ❛ my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it ❜ ❛ i love sleeping to avoid problems ❜ ❛ i hate myself a lot but i get offended when other people do ❜ ❛ i’m hungrier than the neopet i neglected for nine years ❜ ❛ hit me up if you wanna date a piece of shit ❜ ❛ we need some new and more powerful swears ❜ ❛ i get progressively uglier throughout the day ❜ ❛ i’m so miserable, but i laugh at everything ❜ ❛ i need something that is more than coffee, but less than cocaine ❜ ❛ just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. it’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot. ❜ ❛ 90 out of 10 people agree that math is fucking lame ❜ ❛ if you think i’m ugly now, you should have seen me in 2009 ❜ ❛ 2010 me would literally be terrified of 2016 me and i love it ❜ ❛ i have a rare skin condition called close the fucking blinds ❜ ❛ hey babe, i made you this mixtape for valentines day. i don’t know many love songs, so it’s just uptown funk 18 times in a row. ❜ ❛ there are people who know me in real life who think i’m straight and that’s really funny to me ❜ ❛ i was cursed with expensive taste and a low budget ❜ ❛ yo dude i trusted you wtf the fuck? what the fuck?? what the fuck what the ❜ ❛ open flannel shirts and lingerie are the hottest thing and nobody can convince me otherwise ❜ ❛ i’m the weird dad, wine mom, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin all in one person ❜ ❛ that awful moment when you wake up ❜ ❛ damn haha i’m going to have to deal with that sooner or later ❜ ❛ are we gonna fucking hold hands tonight or what bitch ❜ ❛ people our age have children what the hell i am a children ❜ ❛ i don’t like your clothes. take them off. ❜ ❛ why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4 am? ❜ ❛ after i die, i’ll probably still complain ❜ ❛ people are so petty and then here i am, me, an angel ❜ ❛ if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you ❜ ❛ do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry ❜ ❛ i need to get laid… to rest. put me in a coffin. let my soul ascend. ❜ ❛ i’m trying to be a better person, but some people are testing me ❜ ❛ i’m overstressed and underfucked ❜ ❛ i can’t wait to be a piece of shit with a bachelors degree ❜ ❛ my emo phase never went away, it just aged like fine wine ❜ ❛ my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment ❜ ❛ i don’t have time for people who don’t believe in aliens ❜ ❛ the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting ❜ ❛ why do good concert tickets happen to bad people ❜ ❛ i can’t play hard to get i’m already hard to want ❜ ❛ i’m still pissed off about growing up ❜ ❛ if you listen carefully, you can hear me whisper ‘shut the fuck up’ at least once every five minutes ❜ ❛ when i die i want my heart donated to NASA so they can finally see what a black hole looks like up close ❜ ❛ single and ready to take a 20 hour nap ❜ ❛ write ‘nothing is set in stone’ on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back ❜ ❛ how do people even put up with me like i can’t even put up with me ❜ ❛ the opening riff to mr. brightside could literally raise me from the dead ❜ ❛ stale cinnamon roll, been in this world too long, too cynical ❜ ❛ sorry, i’m poor. i can’t afford to pay attention ❜ ❛ aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall ❜ ❛ is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep? ❜ ❛ my neutral expression makes me look like i’m always in a bad mood which is convenient because it’s usually true ❜ ❛ i never run voluntarily so if you ever see me running you should start running too because something is coming ❜
Send an “Ѡ” for my muse’s reaction to being sent accidental nudes.
important;; don’t be shy if you have a plot idea with me. I’m really open to these big, intricate storylines between our muses that have room to expand the characters and see development. Wanna ship our muses? Hit me up. Think my muse would be a great sibling figure to your character? Tell me. Have a cliche plot that you wanna do? I’m down. Please, I honestly love making these storylines and falling head over heels for a ship or get really emotional over relationships and enjoy how the story & characters progress.
anyone know whether the metal gear fandom is alive? i am thinking of roleplaying quiet from mgs:pp~
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IMPORTANT PSA
It has been brought to my attention that there are underaged RPers and Tumblr users are purposefully finding adult users and getting them in trouble with smut. Because they find it funny.
I want to clarify something; no way in any shape or form is this FUNNY. This is the worst thing you can do to someone. If the Authorities are involved? They’re put on the sex offenders registry and their ENTIRE LIVES ARE FUCKING RUINED, all because you thought it was funny.
Do you have any idea what happens to them with that? It’s not a temporary thing, guys. It is FOR. LIFE. They are not allowed near schools, churches, theme parks, community projects, rec centers, public parks, or ANY OTHER PUBLIC PLACE WHERE CHILDREN FREQUENT. Some even include Grocery stores and shopping centers.
If they’re convicted and fail to register on the Sex offender list? An INSTANT 10 year in prison sentence. And it’s not a state by state basis; it is FEDERAL. LAW.
IF they are caught in the areas listed above? They’re put in prison, no questions ask and generally DO NOT get out.
They are satellite tracked, have probation for the rest of their lives, and some states are even pushing to ban social media sites for them.
So this is fucked up, you guys. There is NOTHING funny about getting people in LEGAL trouble because they interacted with a minor here. It’s fucked up, you’re fucked up for putting someone through that hell and there’s so much more to it, I can’t even begin to consider.
Send me "NO!!" for my muse to be killed in front of yours
Because we all want to murder our muses brutally in front of someone
The NSFW Meme List
Send in * for my muse’s reaction to yours slapping mine on the ass
Send in ♔ for my muse’s reaction to yours pushing mine up against the wall
Send in ✺ for my muse’s reaction to yours pulling mine up over their shoulder
Send in √ for my muse’s reaction to yours blindfolding mine
Send in $ for my muse’s reaction to yours groping mine
Send in ☏ for my muse’s reaction to getting sexted by yours
Send in ☼ for my muse’s reaction to yours sliding their hand up mine’s thigh
Send in ✆ for my muse’s reaction to yours propositioning them for a good time
Send in ✘ for my muse’s reaction to a booty call
Send in ⁇ for my muse’s reaction to walking in on yours while bathing
THE WITCHER SAGA SENTENCE STARTERS: the last wish edition
‘ And do you have a name? Any name will do, it’s simply to make conversation easier. ’
‘ Let it go. It’s a serious matter. Many have tried and failed already. ’
‘ This, my friend, is not the same as roughing up a couple of scoundrels. ’
‘ ______, you know our code of practice forbids us to speak of our work. ’
‘ Answer me unofficially, briefly and clearly: will it work or not? ’
‘ You inspire trust, although I know what a rogue you are. ’
‘ Oh, what’s the point of explaining, you wouldn’t understand anyway. ’
‘ Am I supposed to give you advice and teach you how to live? Am I your mother or something? ’
‘ It is customary, when faced with people who greet their guests with a roar and the cry that they’re going to tear you to pieces. ’
‘ If it wasn’t for that you’d have been out of this gate a long time ago, with my bootprint on your arse. ’
‘ One has to admit you can answer questions without using many words. ’
‘ I’m not in the habit of lying. ’
‘ So what am I? Cranberry pudding? ’
‘ You didn’t answer my question. Although… you probably did. ’
‘ So you are interested after all? You said things were fine as they are. ’
‘It’s my problem, my life and my punishment. I’ve learnt to put up with it. I’ve got used to it. If it gets worse, I’ll get used to that too. ’
‘ Scream your guts out. Lose your strength. And then I’ll slash your pretty little head off! ’
‘ You consider that an honor? I don’t. I consider it an insult. ’
‘ Quiet. Lower your voice. Have a care who you speak to like that. ’
‘ I’ve no time to waste. Winter’s coming. ’
‘ Women don’t have a say in my house. But, just between us, don’t do what you did during supper last time in front of her again. ’
‘ Destiny has many faces. Mine is beautiful on the outside and hideous on the inside. ’
‘ You’re talking nonsense while making wise and meaningful faces. Can’t you speak normally? ’
‘ I made it all the way here, hiding and running from a monstrous being that wants to murder me. ’
‘ Don’t get all puffed up like a frog – tell me what’s threatening you. We’ll see what can be done. ’
‘ To think the likes of you walk the earth. Who spawns you freaks? ’
‘ True Evil is something you can barely imagine, even if you believe nothing can still surprise you. And sometimes True Evil seizes you by the throat and demands that you choose between it and another, slightly lesser, Evil. ’
‘ I’m looking for general truths. And I’ve found one: lesser evils exist, but we can’t choose them. ’
‘ You’re standing on a flagstone running with blood, alone and so very lonely because you can’t choose, but you had to. ’
‘ Why are you looking at me like that? Yes, I deceived you. I’ll deceive anyone if I have to, why should you be special? ’
‘ They say silence is golden. Maybe it is, although I’m not sure it’s worth that much. It has its price certainly; you have to pay for it. ’
‘I know my fate whirls about me like water in a weir. It’s hard on my heels, following my tracks, but I never look back. ’
‘ The world is changing. Something’s coming to an end. ’
‘ The world is changing, the sun sets, and the vodka is coming to an end. What else, in your opinion, is coming to an end? ’
‘ I’m not feeling sorry for myself. I’m stating the facts. ’
‘ Something is coming to an end. Whether you like it or not, something’s coming to an end. ’
‘ I don’t like you mouthing banal platitudes. I don’t like your expression when you do it. What’s happening to you? ’
‘ For someone who has lived such a short time, you show an astounding disdain for death. ’
‘An aftertaste in my mouth, dishevelled hair, sticky eyes and other morning inconveniences strongly affect my perceptive faculties. ’
‘ Don’t be embarrassed. I don’t faint at the sight of a naked (wo)man. One of my friends says if you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all. ’
‘ You’re wont to describe it using words which I greatly dislike, lapsing into pompous sarcasm with it, something I dislike even more. ’
‘ They’re not too crazy about me here. They might insult me and throw stones - or do something worse. ’
‘ Hold me. Tighter. I’m not made of china. ’
‘ It’s almost as though you thought a scorpion were prettier than a spider, because it’s got such a lovely tail. ’
‘ What’s this all about, ____? If it’s a game, I don’t know the rules. ’
‘ How should I answer your question? Let’s try this: it’s none of your damned business. Does that satisfy you? ’
‘ Don’t reproach yourself for it – I’m not easily satisfied. Only those who are above average have managed so far. ’
‘ Don’t pull that face, it doesn’t suit either your good looks or your complexion. ’
‘ I didn’t see the scorpion amidst the flowers. I’m prepared to pay for my inattention. ’
‘ A pretty speech. Touching and pompous. Pity it’s in vain. ’
‘ I’ve promised several people here something, and I always keep my promises. Since I won’t have time to do so myself, you’ll keep those promises for me. ’
‘ Don’t act out a farce for me, don’t try to charm me with your hard and insolent masculinity. You are the only one to think you’re insolent and hard. ’
‘ You’d pay any price. You’d lick my boots. And maybe something else, too, if I unexpectedly wished to amuse myself. ’
‘ You have to pay. For your insolence, for the cold way you look at me, for the eyes which fish for every detail, for your stony face and sarcastic tone of voice. ’
‘ To put it simply, you stated that a self-respecting man shouldn’t ever call a professional harlot a whore because it’s base and repugnant, while using the word whore to describe a woman one has never knocked off or paid any money for doing so, is childish and punishable. ’
‘ I don’t like grand words. I’m greatly, shall we say, fascinated by her/him. ’
‘ I’d have expected anything but to… What made you do it, ___ ? Why… Why me?’
‘ You’ve condemned yourself. Condemned yourself to me. ’
‘ I don’t like grand words, and it’s impossible to give it a name without using grand words. ’
England, and from what I hear, Europe, is undergoing a heatwave.
Temperatures in the UK are around 30°C. Where I am it’s gonna hit 32°C in the next couple of hours.
To you Americans, you Australians, that’s nothing. It’s a mild day, we’re weak, whatever, I’ve heard it all, the thing is, WE AREN’T EQUIPPED TO DEAL WITH THIS.
The average temperature in the UK in July is 17°C. It is in the 30’s today. We simply are not used to it. We are used to rain and sleet and hail and wind, not heat. And our heat is a damp heat. A humid heat.
Because of all the sea around us we have an extremely humid climate if it gets warm. The air literally feels heavy right now. I am struggling to cool down because the humidity is fucking with my sweat, and as a trans man, the high amounts of water in the air, combined with my binder make it difficult to breathe, and I assume a lot of asthmatic people have a similar problem.
When temperatures in the UK are like this, people die. Don’t laugh about it. It is serious. It may not seem like much to you, it may not seem warm to you, but in a similar heatwave in 2013, 760 people died.
Our infrastructure is not built to cope with this. The house I live in, for instance, was built when the Thames still used to freeze over. It was built to be warm. The walls are thick, the windows are small, some rooms don’t even have windows that open, it was built with no though to air circulation, and this is one of the most common types of home in the UK. The UK government subsidises insulation. People fill every gap in their home with stuff that will keep the heat in. And nobody - literally nobody - has aircon. A lot of businesses don’t even have it. We have no use for it 99.9% of the time. Hell, I don’t even own a desk fan or even a hand held fan.
It is very different here to where you are. And we are used to and equipped for very different things. Instead of laughing, teach us how to stay cool. Instead of making jokes or quips, make info posts, and things that will help us.
Remember, this may be an average day to you, but to us it’s a heatwave. We cannot cope. And for some, particularly children and the elderly, it’s literally a matter of life and death.
Repeating this cause there’s another heatwave going on in Europe at the moment. This is reality for us.
send ' ◆ ' for my muses reaction to yours nibbling/biting their neck.
alternatively send ’ ◆ + reverse ’ for my muse to nibble/bite your muses neck.
psa. i am an agonizingly slow roleplayer – my muses are fickle and some days all i can manage is chat threads or shenanigans. other days i can pump out longer threads like no one’s business. if it takes me awhile on your thread it has nothing to do with you as a writer or me losing my muse for the thread. never hesitate to ask for my skype for in between threads for chatting and plotting and fun.
DAMON SALVATORE SENTENCE STARTERS.
taken from ian somerhalder’s portrayal of him on the show, not the book.
“Hello, brother.”
“Stop being cute.”
“Nostalgia is a bitch.”
“I’m stronger than you think.”
“I’m gonna go rip his head off now.”
“Our life is one, big proverbial coin toss.”
“I could rip your heart out and not think twice about it.”
“Sorry to spoil your seven minutes in heaven. We have a problem.”
“For someone who doesn’t wanna be like me, you sure are good at it.”
“Take it from the guy who supposedly got it all and is sitting with bubkis. Stop moping about who are not and start being the guy you are.”
“Very Emerson, the way you reveal your soul. So many… adjectives.”
“Is that where you’ve been all morning, out buying bossypants?”
“I’m not some drunk sorority chick. You can’t roofy me.”
“Does it get tiring, being so righteous?”
“You just don’t wanna die, do you?”
“Why are you so mean to me?”
“Don’t tell me what I can’t do.”
“Hashtag, you’re welcome.”
“The only one I can count on is… me.”
“Today has been a no-good, very-bad day.”
“This would be so much more fun if we were naked.”
“I guess I’ll have to cuddle up next to the fire with all my rage.”
“You brood too much… My actions, they belong to me. I own them.”
“I do believe in killing the messenger. Know why? It sends a message.”
“Can we not do the whole road trip bonding thing? The cliche of it all makes me itch.”
“I look at you and I see myself. A less dashing, less intelligent version.”
“Your search for life’s purpose is as obvious as it is tragic.”
“I’m trusting you. Don’t make me regret it.”
“Alright, brother. Time to go.”
“I’d be extra nice to me right now.”
“You are officially the most terrifying person I know.”
“Didn’t you find it weird that you made a friend so fast? Have you met you?”
“I gotta admit, even for me, it’s a little kinky.”
“You have no sense of humor.”
“So all’s forgiven?”
“I don’t do good. It’s not in me.”
“Stop being ashamed of who you are.”
“I’m better at being the bad guy anyway.”
“Take it from me: strange is bad, dead is worse.”
“I promise you. I will never leave you again.”
“You want a partner in crime? Forget _____. I’m so much more fun.”
“You know what they say: the way to a psycho killer’s heart is through his stomach.”
“Get your ass out the door before I throw you over my shoulder and carry you out myself.”
“There’s no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones.”
“Hindsight is almost a bigger bitch than you.”
“I’ve been dead before. I got over it.”
“Life sucks. Get a helmet.”
“You need to stop doing that.”
“Humanity’s not all it’s cracked up to be.”
“I’m staying clear of all women at the moment.”
“I want to throw you back in my bed and never let you leave.”
“You went on a murderous rampage. It happens.”
“First of all, don’t nickname. That’s my thing.”
“And here I thought my future was bleak.”
“I have moves you’ve never even seen before.”
“You do realize you are dating a reformed serial killer, right?”
“You know this whole pretending to hate me is getting a little silly.”
“Guilt. Don’t know it, but I’ve heard it can be a royal bitch.”
“One thing you’re not going to do, you’re not going to mess with me.”
“You’re lucky you’re adorable because your eternal optimism is super annoying.”
“If you’re gonna be maudlin, I’m gonna kill you myself. Just to put me out of your misery.”
“Sometimes really terrible things happen to amazing people.”
“You better start talking or I will kill you in your sleep.”
“That’s it? We’re gonna kill bad guys together and you’re not even going to talk to me?”
“Is that what you people think of me? That I just instantly resort to violence?”
“You are literally the best person I’ve ever known.“
“You came here to kill me?”
“Eh. I’ve seen worse.”
“I think I like you.”
“I’m a good guy now, remember?”
“I’m lost… metaphorically, existentially.”
“I like a woman who knows what she wants.”
“Just stop talking. Just kiss me. Be my distraction.”
“You once told me that calling me Satan was an insult to Satan.”
“So I’m thinking of a person. He’s reasonably good looking, charming accent, and he would be the most amazing wingman if he just got rid of his martyr complex.“
“Whatever desire you have to save me, I kinda need that right now.”
“Listen, how I got this amazing body has nothing to do with science.”
“Clarity over cleverness. That’s what I always say.”
“You’re choosing that woman over me?”
Send me 'I want the K' and I'll generate a number
chivalrousxhybrid :
1: Hot, Steamy kiss
2: Cheek Kiss
3: Nose Kiss
4: Forehead Kiss
5: Firm Kiss
6: Gentle Peck
7: Romantic Kiss
8: Eyelid Kiss
9: Jawline Kiss
10: Neck Kiss
11: Collarbone Kiss
12: Chest Kiss
13: Stomach Kiss
14: Kiss Along the Hips
15: Kiss in the Rain
16: Upside-Down Kiss
17: Goofy Kiss
18: Underwater Kiss
19: Forceful Kiss
20: Any of the Above
21: Then there’s tongue