ArmoredCorgi

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[armoredcorgi]

So I've started learning Japanese

Just picked up Duolingo, doing a little everyday, and I'm not sure why I'm learning it. I think i have a little bit of a hope that one day I'll just run away one day, to japan, and life will just start to be different. But I'm quite aware that its not going to happen. But this little dream of abandoning responsibility, and just starting another life, maybe waking up in japan one day and I'm not myself, I'm not in my body, but I'm someone successful, or beautiful, or rich. Its been a nice little... string to grab onto. Maybe i should fake things more often. Maybe i shouldn't just be a defeatist anymore. Oh well. We shall see. Literally listening to the most popular Japanese song in America right now. You know the one. Ok, I'm gonna try to write more, and maybe it will be less crazed and chaotic.

[armoredcorgi]

Hey fam, imma be on twitch tonight at 10pm.

Come watch me and mine be lame.

http://www.twitch.tv/armoredcorgi/v/795736740?sr=a&t=3s

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[kidomarus]

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

I made this long-ish comic about my favorite urban legend. I remember hearing this story on camping trips as a kid and it always stuck with me.

[localtiktoks]

[mesosauridae]

Its sasukes bday and its a thursday

[twiststreet]

“Sigourney Weaver eating a hotdog in LA, photographed by Douglas Kirkland, 1983.”

[armoredcorgi]

Dream woman <3

[armoredcorgi]

Here are some Cox 'n Crendor animated pngs.

Just because.

[armoredcorgi]

Who photo shopped Will Sasso's head on this guy and said, "yeah that looks great!"

[armoredcorgi]

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You should stop by sometime.

[armoredcorgi]

Im getting into autocross, and this looks yummier than a chocolate milk shake breh.

[armoredcorgi]

Twitch is the world's leading video platform and community for gamers.

Hey, go watch my friend play some Last of Us 2.

[armoredcorgi]

I have a tendency of not finishing books. Usually around getting to the 3/4 mark. I think its just that i dont want it to end. But i finished this lovely book today, and now im gonna have to buy his second book!

[lilstinky-deactivated20221002]

this pic is abt to make me lose my life

[armoredcorgi]

_O O_

[sskyeh]

[otterknowbynow]

[ID: A tweet from user @ sskyeh, reading, “D&D item: twin brass knuckles named Thoughts & Prayers that deal psychic and radiant damage respectively”]

[armoredcorgi]

How simple, what beauty

[dndaddyissues]

the DM: and then the reigning champion emerges from a cloud of dust. the four of you stare up at...

the players:

the DM: ...her...

the players:

[oddside]

I saw this, laughed, scrolled, then remembered that this literally actually happened in one of our sessions

[dndaddyissues]

SILENCE, LESBIAN....

[yahooentertainment]

lmao😂/smh🙄

[freedomjusticewarrior]

Eli Bosnick had the best response to this ridiculousness.

“If I gave you a bowl of skittles and three of them were poison would you still eat them?”

“Are the other skittles human lives?”

“What?”

“Like. Is there a good chance. A really good chance. I would be saving someone from a war zone and probably their life if I ate a skittle?”

“Well sure. But the point-”

“I would eat the skittles.”

“Ok-well the point is-”

“I would GORGE myself on skittles. I would eat every single fucking skittle I could find. I would STUFF myself with skittles. And when I found the poison skittle and died I would make sure to leave behind a legacy of children and of friends who also ate skittle after skittle until there were no skittles to be eaten. And each person who found the poison skittle we would weep for. We would weep for their loss, for their sacrifice, and for the fact that they did not let themselves succumb to fear but made the world a better place by eating skittles.

Because your REAL question…the one you hid behind a shitty little inaccurate, insensitive, dehumanizing racist little candy metaphor is, IS MY LIFE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF MEN, WOMEN, AND TERRIFIED CHILDREN…

… and what kind of monster would think the answer to that question… is yes?”