✧ VAN HELSING SENTENCE STARTERS !
( FEEL FREE TO CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED !
❝ Vampires, gargoyles, warlocks, they’re all the same — best when cooked well. ❞
❝ My life, my job is to vanquish evil. I can… I can sense evil. ❞
❝ I’ll find you. I’ll get you back, I’ll set you free! ❞
❝ Why can’t I have one of those? ❞
❝ A pity your moment of triumph is being spoilt over a little thing like grave robbery. ❞
❝ Why can’t they just leave us alone? ❞
❝ We never kill more than our fill. And less than our share. ❞
❝ I feel no love… nor fear… nor joy… nor sorrow! I am… hollow. ❞
❝ I’m at war with the world and every living soul in it! ❞
❝ I must find out who our new visitor is. ❞
❝ Is this your silver stake? ❞
❝ Don’t you understand?! We could be friends! Partners! ❞
❝ Did I mention that it was you who murdered me? ❞
❝ I hope you have a heart, _______, someday I’m going to drive a stake through it. ❞
❝ He’s the first one to kill a vampire in over a hundred years. ❞
❝ Some say you are a murderer, others say you are a holy man, which is it? ❞
❝ I think if you’re going to kill somebody, kill them. ❞
❝ A vampire is nothing like a warlock. My granny could kill a warlock. ❞
❝ The air around here is thick with envy… ❞
❝ When they ask you to bring somebody back, they don’t mean as a corpse! ❞
❝ Actually, I’m still just a friar, so I can curse all I want… dammit! ❞
❝ Why does it smell like wet dog in here? ❞
❝ I don’t know if you’ve looked in the mirror lately, but you kind of stick out in a crowd. ❞
❝ How many commandments can we break in one day? ❞
❝ Never too late to dig graves. You never know when you need a fresh one. ❞
❝ Vampires only kill what they need to survive - one or two people a month. ❞
❝ By exposing me, you have condemned me! ❞
❝ Without us, the world would be in darkness. ❞
❝ An evil that the rest of mankind has no idea even exists. ❞
❝ If you value your lives and the lives of your kind, you will kill me! ❞
❝ Now you will become that which you have hunted so passionately. ❞
❝ May others be as passionate in their hunting of you. ❞
❝ I can feel fresh blood rushing through her veins! ❞
❝ You can go when I say you can go. And I say you can go when you’re dead! ❞
❝ It is your blood that shall keep me beautiful! What do you think of that? ❞
❝ Don’t play coy with me, Princess. I know what lurks in your lusting heart… ❞
❝ You’re a big one. You’ll be hard to digest. ❞
❝ I’ll take him away, far away, where no one will ever find him! ❞
❝ Why don’t you and the order do something about it? ❞
❝ To you, these monsters are just evil beings to be vanquished. ❞
❝ I’m the one standing there when they die and become the men they once were! ❞
❝ So you’re sending me into Hell. ❞
❝ For more than four centuries, this family has defended our left flank. ❞
❝ Not to worry, got just the thing to put the bit back in your teeth. ❞
❝ You’ve never gone after vampires before, have you? ❞
❝ Seven years and you don’t know what it does? ❞
❝ Because if we kill him, anything bitten or created by him will also die. ❞
❝ Oh! You’ll be needing silver bullets, then. ❞