shit we say in the star trek server (part 3)
it’s true, i’m a bastard, but a cute bastard.
maybe you should try asking me about my other interests and experiences sometimes, dang!
i wanna become a stoner but i don’t know how to roll a joint.
LISTEN, I’M A DUMB BITCH WITH MORE MONEY THAN SENSE, YOU KNOW THIS.
ALRIGHT, I WILL KINKSHAME THE BUGS, THAT’S DISGUSTING.
GRANT ME ACCESS, TOESUCKER.
[ text ] ‘everybody here has a higher IQ than me.’ false, i am here.
[pronoun]’s smart but [pronoun] is a furry, so it’s questionable.
the wind in philadelphia can push me over with ease, you’re not special.
[ text ] i have maintained i am a one-trick pony from day one. not blocking me is a you problem.
who needs therapy when my friends will lay out all my flaws and insecurities for me!
as bad as this planet is, it doesn’t deserve for that girl to reproduce.
i need to know about [name] and [name]’s sex life.
those spicy chicken nuggets from wendy’s can slap my ass any day.
[ text ] y’all’s iqs got thrown into the harvard
[ text ] wait i said the wrong word
[ text ] *harbor
[ text ] I MAY BE STUPID BUT I’M NOT EVIL!!!
[ text ] nobody proves their own stupidity quite like me
papa may have raised a traumatized disaster, but he didn’t raise a fool.
[ text ] TENDERIZE ME PINAPPLE DADDY 👅
[ text ] well it was the first time i tried coke
[ text ] th
[ text ] the drink
we need to breed shortness out of the human species.
gotta remember that for the callout.
I’M SMALL AND FULL OF RAGE, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT.
[name] be like: castrate everybody under 5′5.
that just gave me the urge to have children, but i don’t wanna have kids out of spite.
don’t breed out of spite, that’s way too much commitment.
raising children into functional adults out of spite.
are you calling me a liar?
i’m calling you exhausting.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU DO IN YOUR PRIVATE TIME ASIDE FROM WANK OVER FEET AND FURRIES, [name].
eating pussy is a form of therapy. i stand by it.
true love is toeing your husband’s pussy.
i’d let donkey kong fuck me.
so what you’re saying is, your pussy pops for furries.
if [pronoun] wanted funny, [name] should’ve just posted [pronoun] reddit nudes.
[ text ] man juice cost fifteen dollar
[ text ] MAN JUICE IS IN MY BODY NOW
snort a ritalin and feel alive like the rest of us.
[ text ] when i have a real job in [counts on fingers] 7 years, JUST U WAIT
we’re dragging [name] with, [pronoun] absolutely needs a vacation.
[name] needs eight vacations.
[name] needs a vacation and a good cry.
i’m a simple [person], i just want a little house, a partner, and a cat to choose me as cat [parent]
if i don’t write depressing things, i have to face my own emotions, and we can’t have that!
[ text ] i feel like you should just start sending your therapist screencaps of the shit you say in this chat
[ text ] i am a mere enabler. :3c
[name], i’m an asshole, but i don’t have the balls to BE an asshole, u gotta know that.
white men letting me down, yet again.
i trust the lesbians’ judgment.
socks, also known as foot lingerie.
[ text ] jokes on you, i take insults as compliments because i didn’t learn proper social skills growing up, and thought bullies were my friends! 👉😎👉
[ text ] SMALL DICK RIGHTS