「unter einer Decke stecken」 @armsaroundthemoon - Tumblr Blog

So there’s this guy Jimothy

i was sitting all weird and pretzel’d on the couch and husband handed me his ipad to show me something and it slipped off the magnetic case and dropped about half a foot, and of course the very corner of the ipad hit me square on the clitoris. it hurt so bad but i laughed so hard i cried like how did this even fucking happen

#it feels bruised lmfao

my root canal treatment is done yay yay yay yippee

#now i can only hope the bill matches what i was quoted #bc i did not read the thing i signed because it was in german 🫠 lmao

th0rns

What is this?

the-sappho-of-lesbos

Source: The Illustrated Book Of Sapphic Sex

fuer-die-katz

unrestrained summer fun, go crazy baby gworl

#my weird daughter #noot noot #noodle

archiveroll

shoutout to the >2,000 year-old 120ft-long Nazca Lines cat geoglyph

pmamtraveller

By Annette Balesteri

#ouppy...........

homunculus-argument

Waking up fuckass early in the morning for no reason at all and getting all your day's errands done before noon is fun until you start feeling like it should be bedtime soon and check what time it is and it's 4 pm.

#literally my everyday because my idiot cat wakes me up between 4AM and 5:30AM every single day and i cant get back to sleep

expressions-of-nature

by Vladimir Ryabkov

it should be illegal for it to be 33C before 10AM

finally and miraculously i didnt have a particularly bad experience at the salon last time i went, she did good and quick work and wasnt a complete asshole to me, but i didnt like how low the wash basin seat was (i could barely lift my head for the rinse and my neck was so hyperextended) and i didnt like that the hair dresser had the entire days worth of used combs and brushes still on her cart and i had a feeling she used the same comb on me and my husband, which is like fine for us but makes me doubt she was properly switching tools between clients... anyway i am thinking of buzzing my head instead of going back because apparently all hope is lost in finding a hairdresser who is nice, hygienic, and not going to give me a fucking stroke washing my hair.