# ILYA ROZANOV IS A COMEDIAN PT. 02
CONNOR STORRIE as ILYA ROZANOV HEATED RIVALRY (2025—)
DEAR READER
Cosmic Funnies
Claire Keane
Mike Driver
we're not kids anymore.

⁂
Game of Thrones Daily
taylor price
YOU ARE THE REASON
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

Discoholic 🪩
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Not today Justin

pixel skylines
AnasAbdin
No title available

shark vs the universe

JVL
No title available
seen from Malaysia

seen from France

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Indonesia

seen from Brazil
seen from United Kingdom

seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Indonesia

seen from France
seen from United States

seen from Singapore
seen from United States
seen from Canada
@arobimess
# ILYA ROZANOV IS A COMEDIAN PT. 02
CONNOR STORRIE as ILYA ROZANOV HEATED RIVALRY (2025—)
CAUSE YOU CHOOSE WHICH ONE YOU WANT TO RULE YOU THE BEST — A MAN OR THE NEVER ENDING-DESIRE OF SUCCESS
SOFIA ISELLA: I CAN BE YOUR MOTHER
downloading a fic when ao3 dies (when you have the link)
looks like ao3 is down again and i was in the middle of a multi chapter fic when it died on me.
and if that happens to you, this is what you can do to download the fic:
copy paste https://download.archiveofourown.org/downloads/00000000/fic.html in your browser url
replace the pink bit with the number right after /works (that's the work id)
for instance, in https://archiveofourown.org/works/44970790/chapters/113154673 the highlighted bit (44970790) would be the number you swap for the 0s
the download link will look like https://download.archiveofourown.org/downloads/44970790/fic.html
if you want the fic to be downloaded as an epub instead, use .epub at the end of that link
it should start downloading on your device
i'm sure a bunch of people know this and use it but in case you don't, hope this helps
Wait wait I actually didn’t know this I thought you had to use their silly little download button
I like downloading them as pdfs though, so will .pdf at the end work the same? I imagine it should but like if someone knows for sure?
heyoo!! sorry this is kind of an annoying ask so feel free to ignore but I loved all your thiam fics and they characterizations you have for everyone especially theo is so spot on and perfect so I was wondering if you could do a character analysis on any of them?
hi anon!! thanks so much for your kind words! i’m 99% sure this unhinged rant is not what you were hoping for but bestie my professors chose violence this week and my brain is made of soup so please. bon appetit
i really think the thing that's so compelling to me about theo is how fundamentally his character arc captures the themes of change and redemption that are at the center of teen wolf's dna as a show.
lovers’ quarrel <3
"Hands Clean", Alanis Morissette / "Don't Even Try It", Jai-da / "Dear John", Taylor Swift / "Motion Sickness", Phoebe Bridgers / "Happier Than Ever", Billie Eilish / "29", Demi Lovato / "Your Age", Rina Sawayama / "Would've Could've Should've", Taylor Swift / "vampire", Olivia Rodrigo / "logical", Olivia Rodrigo / "The Manuscript", Taylor Swift
Unique Soulmate AUs Masterlist
A Match a Day Since 1965 - rosaflagephil
Summary: Phil works at a diner with a sign that says “Matching soulmates daily since 1965” and he never really understood it until one day, he did.
Everyone has a soulmate and you know you’ve met them when you injure yourself in front of them. Marks show where and how badly you will be injured.
A World Without You - botanistlester
Summary: Soulmate au where if your soulmate dies, you also die.
Emergency Rooms and Bruises - auroraphilealis
Summary: Shared bruises AU. Phil wakes up with the realization that his soul mate is being abused, but doesn’t know how to help him. (TW: Abuse)
Fated Flowers - huphilpuffs
Summary: Soulmate AU where, every time your soulmate realizes new feelings for you, you get a rose. One random day in 2014, Dan wakes up with a red rose on his bedside table.
half past ten (ao3) - deathlytireddan
Summary: “Hi?” Phil whispers, clears his throat and spits out his sleeve. “What—“
What year is it?
Imaginary Friends - adorkablephil
Summary: Nothing’s AU … except that Dan and Phil have been appearing in each other’s dreams since childhood without realizing it because they’re soulmates. Everything on the outside looks like the reality we’re used to irl.
Key and Padlock (ao3) - Star4545
Summary: Based on the prompt: You and your soulmate share the same heart. Person A and B were born the same day and at the same time. They will have a special mark or tattoo over where their heart is. It could be a flower, a animal, a star, etc. You also can know if your soulmate is in pain thanks to their heart bond? But here’s the catch, if Person A or B dies or gets any infection or illness in the heart, the other also dies or gets the illness.
Dan and Phil have matching soulmate marks: a key and padlock.
One Second Closer (ao3) - goldenrose95
Summary: Soulmate AU where you’re born with a timer on your wrist that counts down to the moment you meet your soulmate. Except there’s one other case when the numbers reach zero, and Phil doesn’t find out until he’s too late. Almost.
Singing Songs That Nobody Wrote (ao3) - Star4545
Summary: If you have a soulmate, their favorite lyric gets tattooed on your body. Phil is a singer, and his favorite lyrics are his own. Dan loves the lyrics.
Someday (ao3) - philsdrill
Summary: “Everyone had a link with their soulmates, some could hear some of their partners thoughts, some had a tattoo that would appear with their partners name; for me, I knew when they got sick.” For a while Phil has thought that his soulmate might have an eating disorder and doesn’t expect to meet him in the restaurant where he works.
Swapped - pasteldanhowells
Summary: Soulmates AU where you switch places with your soulmate on your eighteenth birthday and you switch back once you meet each other.
The Window To His Soul (ao3) - ctrling
Summary: Phil’s hope has always rested in a soulmate he’s never met, but when he moves to a new town and his eyes change from black to blue, he embarks on a mission to find his soulmate with the help of of his new friend, Dan, that has him questioning everything he’s ever wanted.
Three Strikes, You’re Out (ao3) - DarkEyedDreamer
Summary: Dan doesn’t believe in love. Never did. Love was a gamble and he didn’t want to be left with nothing but a scar. When he met his college roommate, Phil Lester, things change. Phil Lester, the boy with two marks against him. The one who falls fast and hard. The one who Dan is sure this new tally mark is for… (AU where whenever you fall in love you get a tally mark on your wrist)
Vivid (ao3) - annieway_21
Summary: Before you find your soul mate, half of your body is black and white. The moment you meet them, your body is filled in with color, making you complete.
When the Clock Strikes Twelve (ao3) - Willow_Angel
Summary: Phan AU. Dan is embarrassed by the time on his tattoo until he meets a handsome stranger at a party for the prince.
You Are Not Alone - maetaurus
Summary: Dan and Phil have a bond that allows them to feel things the other feels. So when Dan starts to get abused, Phil can feel every punch and scratch. He worries about the boy with the brown eyes that he’s only ever seen in his dreams; the boy that was made for him, that the universe had created just for him to be his perfect match, his soulmate.
You’re My Sole Rival - jilliancares
Summary: In which you wear your soulmate’s name on one wrist and your enemy’s on the other, but Dan has the same name on both.
Zero - phanlight
Summary: Digits counting down to meet your soulmate.
The pain is more incredibly annoying than unbearable
I can bear it but come on
i will no longer be embarrassed i will no longer be a victim of insecurity i will no longer plague my mind with worries i exist i am allowed to exist i am allowed to take up space i will not let others dictate my experience i will live i will live i will live
Source: Screen Rant
I cannot stress enough how much this has sent me spinning. He’s a FUCKING SUGARBABY??? A KEPT MAN??? A TROPHY HUSBAND??? THE WORLDS GREATEST DETECTIVE: A BOYTOY???
Heavens bless Rian Johnson. I am LIVING.
Obsessed. Actively rotating them around in my head.
Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery + letterboxd reviews
Glass Onion did many, many things well. But a few of my favorites are:
Gave Helen the LITERAL POWER of the dumb white man's idea of a good idea to BLOW HIS SHIT UP.
Gave Whiskey a moment to deepen her character beyond "dumb men's right bimbo." Do I agree with the way she's doing things? No. Do I respect that she gets the chance to show she is aware of what she's doing? Yes.
Gave Benoit a live-in partner who straight people don't clock at all. Bitch. The butler is not calling Mister Blanc's famous friends to express worry over his bath time. That's the job of a husband (colloquial).
Benoit solving Gillian Flynn's mystery because it's CLEVER but needing help with the ACTUAL mystery because IT'S DUMB. And not because he's TOO SMART but because he's bad at DUMB PUZZLES.
Everyone only willing to throw Miles under the bus after Helen literally blew up any chance he had of saving their asses. Did they learn anything? Fuck no. It's a very clear lesson on understanding who to trust. As Helen puts it: "You'll lie for a lie, but you won't lie for the truth?" They're not lying for the truth at the end. They're lying for the lie that they're not very much like Miles.
I have seen some people noting the Mona Lisa burned like canvas, and I've seen some people noting the Mona Lisa burned like wood, and what's important to remember is that everything you need to know about Miles is that he's got the fucking audacity of the insulated fuckboy to think he's being clever having someone build an un-failesafe button so the Mona Lisa could be safe.
"It's so dumb, it's brilliant!" / "No, it's just dumb!"
"You'd lie for the lie, but you wouldn't lie for the truth?" -- Yeah, I mentioned it already, but my GOD. WHAT A POINT.
"Your name will forever be remembered in the same breath as the Mona Lisa." -- STAB HIM AGAIN.
my favorite thing about the glass onion before the helen brand reveal is that it makes benoit blanc look like he’s just really nosy for fun
Love love love that at the center of Knives Out and Glass Onion you have a young black woman and a young Cuban woman being Blanc’s partners and they work in tandem. Then he gives the narrative over to the women and they get justice for themselves, they claim the story and claim the narrative. Blanc is the facilitator. Yeah Rian Johnson, yeah.
Glass Onion Parallels (insp)
Benoit Blanc interrogation strategy (real)